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Published: 2013-09-15 13:55:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 24831; Favourites: 227; Downloads: 236
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Description Misty's chic new hairdo lends itself to formal evening attire, and I had some new snack props and new shoes I wanted to try out. So this festive tetraptych of her nibbling posh noshes at a cocktail party just fell into place.

Fashion-ignorant me just learned what Louboutins are because Lydia on Breaking Bad inappropriately wore some to a desert meth lab ambush. I knew the ritzy red-soled heels would be right up Misty's alley, red being her favorite color and all. Mary Jane Shoes by idler168 provided a first-rate knockoff.

Amazing party dress by EvilInnocence Sweetheart Dress for V4 . Catering by TruForm's Candy Cakes Dessert Pack and maclean's Everyday Snacks .
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Comments: 26

Forcedlactationlover [2014-06-11 00:36:31 +0000 UTC]

As attractive as ever, and that dress hugs her curves divinely. Only odd detail is her calves in the right-hand pose; they look different and heavier than the other three. One other thing: red-soled shoes traditionally have a meaning that does not apply to Misty. But she looks so fine.

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Lardmeister In reply to Forcedlactationlover [2014-06-25 01:59:31 +0000 UTC]

It's interesting that Misty's calves can look thicker or thinner based on the angle of the pose. A good example isΒ The Blues Sisters Β where I've always thought her calves looked too skinny after I posted it. To get technical, I have found that the legs of Victoria 4 characters tend to get an unappealing "cankles" look when you turn up the heavy/voluptuous morphs, so I have dialed in some slimness on Misty's calves to keep them shapely. This may contribute to the inconsistent look.

So, I have searched for the scandalous meaning ofΒ red-soled shoes, but came up with nothing. Care to enlighten me? Is is code for a prostitute or something?

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Forcedlactationlover In reply to Lardmeister [2014-06-25 02:23:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm afraid so. One trouble with my extensive historical background is that I sometimes lose my handle on the source of my information. That's true in this case, but the memory is one of great clarity, and was an immediate association when I saw that drawing of Misty. I also knew that that interpretation in NO(!) way applied to her, but I thought that you should know anyway, for your own edification.

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Lardmeister In reply to Forcedlactationlover [2014-06-25 02:34:43 +0000 UTC]

The association hasn't hurt Mr. Louboutin and his very expensive heels.Β 

Red bottom shoes Christian Louboutin

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Forcedlactationlover In reply to Lardmeister [2014-06-25 03:33:50 +0000 UTC]

That bothers me less than not at all. More power to him. Β 

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Growing5 [2014-05-09 13:43:17 +0000 UTC]

I love her thighs!

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J-JIGGS [2014-03-05 15:39:19 +0000 UTC]

incredible!!!
you are number one

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Lardmeister In reply to J-JIGGS [2014-03-16 03:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, that's very kind of you!

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stuffedbellylover [2014-03-01 09:59:02 +0000 UTC]

She would rock every party that way!


All the best,


Chris

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laurenbatty [2014-02-16 17:41:36 +0000 UTC]

I'll tell you. There's something sexy about a woman who loves and isn't afraid to eat! What guy would honestly want to go out with a girl that was only ordering salad every time they went out just because she felt she had to watch her weight. I would think that men who love to eat would want a girl that loves to eat too! Misty is the perfect woman!

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Lardmeister In reply to laurenbatty [2014-02-20 02:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I really love your comment. I wish more people would find the sight of a woman enjoying good food to be enchanting and erotic, not shameful or wrong. And obviously I agree, Misty is pretty damn close to perfection! I hope to hear more of these nice thoughts from you.

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oupelay [2013-12-18 02:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Damn, I love love love that!

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Lardmeister In reply to oupelay [2013-12-20 01:02:29 +0000 UTC]

You're too kind. This one was a lot of fun!

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RAGINGBOBO [2013-10-08 19:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Why, It does look as though Ms. McIntyre has filled out even more...

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msfeedee [2013-09-26 23:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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rubens-on-acid [2013-09-25 14:13:10 +0000 UTC]

Another fave. Β Can't get over how good she looks in a dress.

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Candy2021 [2013-09-19 23:07:21 +0000 UTC]

I love all her angles!!! nice party look for her! I think she rocks the short hair and short dress combo!

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jmr1903 [2013-09-16 18:12:53 +0000 UTC]

wow wonderful how much is weighting misty? can you do a weigh in of misty?

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Lardmeister In reply to jmr1903 [2013-09-17 03:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Misty weighs just exactly the correct amount. Which is a lot.Β 

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Nationalbo2000 [2013-09-16 17:11:31 +0000 UTC]

If one could avoid injury that would occur when you see such a vision, and the social awkwardness from the drooling, one would be hard pressed not to want to steal this hefty head turner away to a fine dinning establishment to watch her trip the light flab-tastic over multiple courses.

Great work sir!

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Lardmeister In reply to Nationalbo2000 [2013-09-17 03:43:09 +0000 UTC]

I like to daydream about how it would be to encounter a real-life Misty in public. I have seen women with similar looks and figures, certainly, but very seldom wearing such sexy outfits, merrily eating, and/or displaying such a confident attitude. She would make for a dizzying and dangerous sight.Β 


Great comment, buddy!

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jackson81 [2013-09-16 02:44:47 +0000 UTC]

She looks awesome!

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Lardmeister In reply to jackson81 [2013-09-17 03:37:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I agree! Thanks!

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EnergyToBeauty [2013-09-15 15:12:11 +0000 UTC]

The dress is really nice andΒ  suitss very well. Only the decollete, especially on the leftmost picture, seems not to fit properly, it looks as if the dress sliped down a little. Maybe a neckholder style dress would be more adequate.

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talonmacleod [2013-09-15 14:36:01 +0000 UTC]

Nice 'do, and she fills that dress lusciously.

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Lardmeister In reply to talonmacleod [2013-09-17 03:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, Lord Talon of Clan Macleod. You recognize Lydia's shoes, right?

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