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Leelu — Welcome to Wonderland 9
Published: 2010-06-29 23:11:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 209; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 3
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Description Welcome to Wonderland
Ch. 9
The Black Swan

"The battle's soon?" Melyna asked the White Queen.
"Yes...and it couldn't be  a worse time, and the Red Queen knows it..." Queen Reena replied, holding Melyna's hand and leading her to the armory, Mad Hatter following.
"Is it because of the King?" the Hatter suggested.
"King?" Now Melyna was confused.
Queen Reena smiled softly at this, as if looking back on fond memories. "Well, Alice, not too long after you left the first time, a third kingdom popped up. It was under the Rule of the Black King. Well, I and some of my closest peers went to see who it was that tried to rule against our kingdoms. We were soon taken in to meet the Black King Envy, and..." here the Queen smiled again, "...I suppose it was love at first sight, as cheesy as it may sound..." she sighed dreamily.
"Awwww!" Mel cooed. "So cute!"
"Thank you. After that day, we stayed in close contact, and often one of us would visit the other...it was the best of times for both of us. Eventually, he proposed to me, and we made plans to wed, and combine our kingdoms. But the very day before the wedding was to take place..." Here the Queen's smile fell, and a saddened look replaced it.
"The Red queen is known not only for her brutality, but also her jealousy. Apparently she was jealous of Miss Queen Reena here, and add that to the fact that the King's weapon of choice was capable of killing the Pedowocky...well, you can imagine how that would turn out..." the Hatter explained to Melyna.
"She trapped him in his own scythe, and locked him in the catacombs under her castle..." Queen Reena whispered, stopping at the Armory door.
"Oh no..." was all Melyna could say.
"Yup...and that's the only weapon that will truly kill the Pedowocky...so, we're gonna have to go back again..." the Hatter added, as the Queen unlocked the Armory.
"Prepare to duck." the Queen warned, before opening the door.

All three promptly ducked as a mace came flying at them.
"NO ONE ENTERS!!" the March Hare shrieked, getting ready to throw a battle ax.
"Calm yourself, Jackle." Queen Reena ordered, before leading Melyna inside. Melyna stared in wonder at all the various weapons.
"How come you need me? You could kick the Red Queen's ass with all the stuff in here!" Melyna asked, gesturing to all the weapons.
"One could assume that. But I cannot, for it is against a queen's vows to harm another creature, much less a traitor to Wonderland such as the Red Queen...here we are." Queen Reena said, stopping at a suit of armor.
"Wow...is that mine?" Melyna asked.
"Yes...but you'll need the Black Swan before you can put it on." Reena added.
"Black Swan? Is that the scythe?" Melyna asked.
"That it be!" the Hatter said.
"'Yes it is', not "that it be," Jack." Reena corrected sternly. Jack merely rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at her, causing Melyna to giggle.
"Now then, if you both are done acting childish, Alice must retrieve the Black Swan..." Reena interrupted.
Melyna nodded, and Jack the Hatter pouted; everyone was too serious...
"How am I gonna get back there without getting caught again?" Melyna asked.
"The same way anything else is done in a story like this; with a plot hole." With that, Queen Reena pulled a rope attached to a wall, and a bell was heard. Soon, a short girl wearing a tunic and a pole ax twice her height tied to her back walked in, and knelt before Queen Reena.
"You called, Queen Lady?" the sprite asked.
"Yes. We need a plot hole to Queen Spectra's castle, as close to the catacombs as possible." Queen Reena explained. Melyna glanced at the new person, as if thinking something.
Hey, do you know a spider named-"
"SPIDER?! WHERE?!" the sprite screamed in terror, glomping onto the Hatter.
"Never mind, you just answered my question..." Melyna stated.
"Okay then, one plot hole to the catacombs, coming right up!" the sprite Speckles chirped, jumping down and rolling up her sleeves.

To be continued!
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Comments: 173

Leelu In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 19:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: *smacks Rune upside the head* Where's the volume control?

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-01 19:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *screams loudly* Owww!
Me: *takes out a remote control and turns his volume off*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-01 20:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: I didn't even hit you that hard! XD

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-01 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *yells something silently*
Me: Ah, I could get used to it^^

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-01 20:14:50 +0000 UTC]

Me: Does it work on anyone else?

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-01 20:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Me: Sure! *tosses you the remote*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-01 20:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Me: *catches it* Now for a target...

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-01 21:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *says something muffled*
Me: Let's see...

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-01 23:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: *plays with Rune's volumes*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 09:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *yells a sentence with random loud and silent parts*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:00:50 +0000 UTC]

Me: *giggles*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 16:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Me: *pokes Rune*
Rune: *yells at me with beep sounds due to a remote button*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Me: *giggles, handing you the remote*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 16:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: *turns on the TV, a musical is running but no mute*
Rune: *is singing that musical*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Me: Huh...

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 16:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Me: ...I didn't even know it can do that!XDD

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Me: Sweet~! XD

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 16:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *is too busy singing it to complain*
Me: Aww, shut it! *turns off volume*
Rune: *silently singing*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Me: *giggles madly*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 16:44:57 +0000 UTC]

Me: *cracks up laughing*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 16:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: Silly! XDXD

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 17:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *steps on the remote, turning off the TV* Finally...

Me: *still laughing*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 17:12:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: *still cackling*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 17:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *turns the TV on, having pointed with the remote at you.*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 17:26:06 +0000 UTC]

Me: *grins*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 17:56:07 +0000 UTC]

*TV is playing the first movie of Twilight, forcing you to act the voice and actors because of the remote*
Me: O.o

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 17:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: *screaming as I do so, looking ready to shoot myself*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 18:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: RUNE!
Rune: *switches to a different program, it's Amrica's next Top Model*
Me: NOT ANY BETTER!!!

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 18:31:54 +0000 UTC]

Me: *still screaming*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 18:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *changes again, now Disney's Peter Pan is on*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 18:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Me: You can fly, you can fly, you can FLLYYYYYY!! XD

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 19:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Me: You seem to like that one more^^

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 19:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Me: *continues singing along, grinning*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 19:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *speeds up the movie a little*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 19:12:32 +0000 UTC]

Me: *speeds up as well*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 19:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *slows it down*^^

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 19:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Me: *singing slowly*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 19:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *pauses you*XDDD

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 19:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Me: *freezes*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 19:48:25 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *watches you frozen*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 19:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: *face starts turning blue from lack of oxygen*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 20:02:49 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *resumes normally*
Me: Rune!
Rune: Okay. *turns off the TV*

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 20:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Mme: *stops* Woah...head rush...

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 20:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Me:*holds you* You okay?

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 20:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Me: Try being paused, then ask...

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 20:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Me: I know how that is... *hugs you*
Rune: *pauses both of us* You look cute^^

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 20:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Me: *paused, being hugged*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 20:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Me: *paused, hugging you*
Rune: It's fun while it lasts^^

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Leelu In reply to Black-Angel-Dan [2010-07-02 20:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: *turning blue from lack of circulation*

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Black-Angel-Dan In reply to Leelu [2010-07-02 21:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Rune: *sighs* Damn it... *continues*

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