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rest in piss ds if he touches jade tbh
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john if you touch my birdboy I will find and murder you
it will be a just death trust me
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.-. john u horrible person.... and do you think he would taste like an orange gusher with orange juice in the middle? just saying.
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EB: how would i know he tastes like?
EB: and, well..
EB: sorry for being horrible and all but i'm just protecting my sister.
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Paradox sister John. And depending on how you look at it, also your daughter. If you look at it that way, then all of the humans are actually your kids. Because you made them. Your the dad and the mom is a time-cloning machine.
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EB: oh wow.. t-that's a lot to take in....
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ok, no big deal
but I need to taste him
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EB: uhh.. you do that!
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okay! *goes off in search of davesprite*
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aw, come on, I think they're cute together!
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John's reaction is quite appropriate...But that face is just so funny XDD
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if get a question sayingΒ john what if i tied vriska and aradia to both your legs? thats me
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:33 < ((i saw that message on tumblr befur i got on da, lol. xDD now i know who sent it.))
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or plucked then tarred then un-plucked
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:33 < h33h33, thanks! "but was thiss the *table you're looking fur?" (pfft- i fixed it.)
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haha yeah just thought I'd point that out
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