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It's pretty high. Surrealist stuff done at work.Related content
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This color reminds me of the shag carpet I used to have in my room when I was a kid
The mountains in the back are neat ^^ and they add a lot of depth to the picture.I used my arteest words!! 
I also like the houses on that clumpy outgrowth to the right. Looks a little precarious though
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I had the same shag carpet in my room when I was a kid too! does this mean we are carpet twins?
Those are some blurry mountains majesty, eh? ooo artist word
That's a good place to have a house, really, cuz if somebody
comes to your door to be all like "here, have a religion", they
might trip and fall into the bottomless pit
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Carpet twin powers activate! Sha-zam!
Or maybe they're giant doritos! My eyes are sho blurry, I cannot seeee
Ah-ha! Always so clever! You wouldn't even need a trap door. Just a strong gust of wind.
"Religions?! HA! Enjoy an eternity of the void while I sit inside and eat sugar wafers!"
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Ooo form Carpet-Voltron
They must be those "Jacked" Doritos, the real-big kind
Yes, they would "trip" *looks around to see if neighbors are
watching* and I'd has a waffle sandwich
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So that's where doritos come from
If they do watch, just knock them out of their house and throw them into
the pit of despair. Problem solved!
Aw, your snack sounds better than mine
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Yep, they break 'em offa rocks, which is why
they taste like that
I'll grab em with my lasso and pull em over the side
I'll put all my problems down there
I will share my snack
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Crunchy like rocks
Hey, they should've known what they were in for when they moved in next to a cowboy.
But wait, how will the pizza delivery boy get to the house!
Nom nom nom!
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Flavored like rocks
Yep "If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it"
Give the pizza guy a helicopter 
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Or jump into a pit of despair and ignore your problems! 
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Smokey Chipotle rocks
Hehe Wheeeee!!!
You forgot about your helicopter collection?
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Mmm, boy. Love those cool ranch boulders.
I forget lots o' things! Heeyuck ^.<
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Hehe nah, the Cool Ranch ones are made out of food, only the "Jacked"
ones are made of rocks
Tormenty! Your icon changed
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Yes, I just finished it.
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and Salsa Verde too
Is a cute icon 
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Omnipotent Dorito master!
At least it's the same blond fella. Otherwise, you might look at it and think, WHO IS THIS PERSON?!
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Hehe now I wish I was eating some 
And lucky you didn't go and change your DA name name changes drive me nuts!
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Me too! 
Maybe I should change it now, just to drive you crazy
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You'll always be Tormenty to me
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I'm good at pretending! 
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Pretending is the best taco wheat-thins?
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Especially when pretending to be spaceman
Sure, why not be a crazy Russian?
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A taco-eating spaceman?
A crazy Russian with a two part Eisenstein epic about him
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Tacos in space!
That's a good combination! 
We're both short XP
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Is that the next flavor?
movie by Abel Gance!
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too since mattress technology comes from space
Tormenty the movieee!!! 
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It feels like sleeping in zero gravity! There's probably a better
slogan for a space mattress than that. 
Yeah! Now where are my explosions and handsome actors? 
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Credit is tough for them since life insurance providers got hosed
on Challenger and Apollo 1. 
said they were busy > n >
hehe also draw-naked-lads lad
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They're doing all right on mars though. Maybe that'll help >.>
I guess technically that's not the astronauts on mars, though... >n<
That would be an interesting couple.
Or Jude Law
The best kind of lad
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On Mars I think it's mostly sailors fighting in dance halls and oooo
look at those cavemen... > O > 
Hehe Jude Law knows he was born to get exploited in this movie
laddie mclad lad!
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Sure is a freaky show... That's life on Mars for ya
Yes, those snooty Hollywood directors don't film them enough.
Oh, aye! You's indeed a laddie MacLad.
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indeed! but they don't know a thing about that star man waiting in the skies > o >
They don't film enough of him anyhow
Oh yes, exploit him all kinds
that is my name ^^
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If they did, he'd blow their minds. ^v^
They really don't!
I would watch the movie just for that reason!
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and they don't believe in modern love anyhow > O >
They need to get offa their lazy butts.
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Heeeeey, Macarena!
You'd think people would get off their butts to see butts.
Especially sexy butts
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do the hustles?
If they got up less we'd all be seeing giant butts stuck to couches! O o O
sexy butts are much better
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I wish I could send soundbites through comments, cause humming that tune in text totally does not have the same effect XD
And unless you're hiding in the couch with a periscope, you're not really seeing much
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I'll rock out in my head then. Get some disco sounds going here...
Oooo couch tank/or submarine! *woop woop enemy in sight, firing lost pocket change!*
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Do do do do do duh-do do do! Do the hustle! Again!
*Couch-goers still sitting, boop boop. Now intercepting TV remote!*
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you should be dancin yeah na na na na nanana na na na
*lots of white M & Ms in here too*
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In the navy, come on and join your fellow man! (That was the only Village People icon I could find >.<)
*And cheetos... What a waste!*
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