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KURURUS FAIL DAY

Kururu was enjoying watching video surveillance from the Hinata's shower, when Giroro walked into the lab.
"Kururu, I-GAH!" Giroro just noticed what was on the screen.
"Kuuukuku....What's up?" Giggled Kururu.
"Wh-wh-what the heck-?!?!"
"What? So I'm watching Aki in the shower- you look surprised at the obvious fact that I'm a perv."
"Dude...That's not Aki..."
"Huh? Of course it is! Who else in the Hinata family has black hair? I mean, except Fuyu-"
The truth dawned upon Kururu. His. Face. Was. Priceless.
"s-shut up..." He quickly turned off his computer while Giroro was failing at trying to stop laughing "What did you want anyway?"
"I-HA!- um, I just had to- BWHAH- uh, t-tell y- HAHAHAHA!- t-th-that,uh,-HA!-ah, Keroro wanted to see what new invention you cam up with...HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Giroro managed to finally speak as best he possibly could.
He stumbled out of the lab, still giggling his lil' red head off.
Kururu was alone in the silence.
He head-desked.
"CRUD! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO INVENT ANYTHING TODAY!"
He looked frantically around his lab. Several things caught the gleam of his glasses.
"Hm…Alright! I'd better work fast, ku."

Later....
in the meeting room of the base....
meanwhile...

"Right- well, let's have a look at Kuru-kun's new inventions!" Keroro announced. "I'm sure they'll all be brilliant for the invasion and test our morality to the very edges of the grey area. Kururu-?"
"O...okay!"
Kururu pulled off a yellow sheet that was covering the items in front of him on the table.
He picked up the first item.
"This...is revolutionary. Ku kuu...You will never have to worry about making a mistake when writing with a pencil ever again!"
There was an awkward pause.
"Kururu...that's an eraser." Keroro told him "They've already been invented."
"..."
"I knew that."
Kururu threw the eraser to one side, where it was eaten by Giroro's cat.
He picked up the second item.
"This...is a little less revolutionary. Ku kuu...You will never have to worry about death when in a car accident ever again."
"Kururu...that's a seatbelt." Keroro told him "They've already been invented."
"..."
"I knew that." Kururu threw the seatbelt to one side, where it was eaten by Giroro's cat.
Kururu picked up the third item. An apple. He stood up and dropped the apple.
"Gentlemen...and Tamama-"
"F*ck you!"
"-I have discovered the force that makes the apple fall, the same force that keeps us to this ground, the same force that makes every thing that goes up, come back down."
"Kururu, that's gravity." Keroro told him "It's already been discovered."
"..."
"Well, F*ck You All Then!!!" Kururu tripped over Giroro's cat, and then stormed back to his lab to sob in the corner.

The next day.
In Kururus lab.

Giroro walked in. He felt a strange sensation on his foot.
"A trip-wire?!"
Then two massive boxing gloves squished him. While slipping in and out of the world of the living, he heard:
"Kuuu kuku, that's my new invention. DA Boxer. Like it?"
"Certainly original..." Giroro wheezed.
"Kuuu kuku, I've also made a new discovery!"
"W-what?"
"You know those images I taped unfortunately when the wrong person in the shower?"
"Y-e-a-h-?"
"Selling those on the internet...a surprising number of girls, at least I think they're girls, buy it."
"Are you sure it's not just one girl buying it several times?"
"Meh."
"You mean 'ku', right?"
"Die." Kururu pushed a button. Giroro died. PAINfully.

The End

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KURURUS FAIL DAY

Kururu was enjoying watching video surveillance from the Hinata's shower, when Giroro walked into the lab.
"Kururu, I-GAH!" Giroro just noticed what was on the screen.
"Kuuukuku....What's up?" Giggled Kururu.
"Wh-wh-what the heck-?!?!"
"What? So I'm watching Aki in the shower- you look surprised at the obvious fact that I'm a perv."
"Dude...That's not Aki..."
"Huh? Of course it is! Who else in the Hinata family has black hair? I mean, except Fuyu-"
The truth dawned upon Kururu. His. Face. Was. Priceless.
"s-shut up..." He quickly turned off his computer while Giroro was failing at trying to stop laughing "What did you want anyway?"
"I-HA!- um, I just had to- BWHAH- uh, t-tell y- HAHAHAHA!- t-th-that,uh,-HA!-ah, Keroro wanted to see what new invention you cam up with...HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Giroro managed to finally speak as best he possibly could.
He stumbled out of the lab, still giggling his lil' red head off.
Kururu was alone in the silence.
He head-desked.
"CRUD! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO INVENT ANYTHING TODAY!"
He looked frantically around his lab. Several things caught the gleam of his glasses.
"Hm…Alright! I'd better work fast, ku."

Later....
in the meeting room of the base....
meanwhile...

"Right- well, let's have a look at Kuru-kun's new inventions!" Keroro announced. "I'm sure they'll all be brilliant for the invasion and test our morality to the very edges of the grey area. Kururu-?"
"O...okay!"
Kururu pulled off a yellow sheet that was covering the items in front of him on the table.
He picked up the first item.
"This...is revolutionary. Ku kuu...You will never have to worry about making a mistake when writing with a pencil ever again!"
There was an awkward pause.
"Kururu...that's an eraser." Keroro told him "They've already been invented."
"..."
"I knew that."
Kururu threw the eraser to one side, where it was eaten by Giroro's cat.
He picked up the second item.
"This...is a little less revolutionary. Ku kuu...You will never have to worry about death when in a car accident ever again."
"Kururu...that's a seatbelt." Keroro told him "They've already been invented."
"..."
"I knew that." Kururu threw the seatbelt to one side, where it was eaten by Giroro's cat.
Kururu picked up the third item. An apple. He stood up and dropped the apple.
"Gentlemen...and Tamama-"
"F*ck you!"
"-I have discovered the force that makes the apple fall, the same force that keeps us to this ground, the same force that makes every thing that goes up, come back down."
"Kururu, that's gravity." Keroro told him "It's already been discovered."
"..."
"Well, F*ck You All Then!!!" Kururu tripped over Giroro's cat, and then stormed back to his lab to sob in the corner.

The next day.
In Kururus lab.

Giroro walked in. He felt a strange sensation on his foot.
"A trip-wire?!"
Then two massive boxing gloves squished him. While slipping in and out of the world of the living, he heard:
"Kuuu kuku, that's my new invention. DA Boxer. Like it?"
"Certainly original..." Giroro wheezed.
"Kuuu kuku, I've also made a new discovery!"
"W-what?"
"You know those images I taped unfortunately when the wrong person in the shower?"
"Y-e-a-h-?"
"Selling those on the internet...a surprising number of girls, at least I think they're girls, buy it."
"Are you sure it's not just one girl buying it several times?"
"Meh."
"You mean 'ku', right?"
"Die." Kururu pushed a button. Giroro died. PAINfully.

The End