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I had to! XDSee this video:
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This was inspired from a comment I read on this video, about a remark the Doctor made.
Ten just told 5 that the Master comes back again, and then...
5: "Oh, really?...Does he still have that rubbish beard?"
10: "No, no beard this time...well, a 'wife'..." *gets a funny look on his face*
For those who don't know, when a homosexual person goes out with someone of the opposite sex, using them as a cover-up, that person they use is known as a beard...
...which if you have seen the show, and in specific seen 'them' (them being the Doctor and the Master together), is pretty freaking hilarious XD!
But I mean really, its not like we didn't notice before, he doesn't hide it very well!
Besides, this interpretation is the only thing that makes sense, how else would the Doctor jump from facial hair to wife? And don't forget the tone of the Doctor's voice and the look on his face every time he mentioned her.
I just thought of something...so the Doctor seemed pretty certain that the master was 'beardless' this time (until he remembered the wife), didn't he? But the other people didn't seem to know about his gayness, only the Doctor. So my question is at what time and how did the master manage to assure the doctor that he was going 'beardless' this time? If no one else knew, it must have been pretty private... ;DDD
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Yeah xD
Moffat said that was merely a joke... but....
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Why thank you...err well technically thank RTD for his flawless subtext XD.
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I'll just say you're welcome because there is no way I could ever tell Russell Davies about that to his face, with out laughing first most likely!
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Oh if I ever see RTD, the things I will say....XD
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I know.....like what I was thinking last night, 'What made you decide to put the Doctor in that bondage chair too?'
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My thought was that since it was his last episode he just went "Fuck it, I'm sick of sub-text. BONDAGE AWAAAAYYYY! What are you going to do, fire me?
TROOOLLLOOOOLOLOLO!"
Sort of like my thought that he made Torchwood to relieve his Whovian director sexual frustration...and that he made John Hart after the Master's image, but on Torchood so he could do all the "things" he wanted woth the character without angering the "family audiences" XD.
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... the deviation itself was funny, but reading this comment of yours just made me cry laughing XD <3
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That actually makes sense, and I read that in his voice! I haven't heard him speak that much, but still!
That makes sense too, and I bet he had some leeway because of John Barrowman!
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Oh yeah, so far as I've heard RTD got into more than a few debates with the other writers and producers. And he's such a Master/Doctor, John/Jack, (and even a few from other shows he watches) shipper, he's said as much before XD.
In interview James Marsters (John) actually said that RTD made them do the makeout scene between Jack and John OVER AND OVER when filming it, for "no apparent reason". Oh RTD I like your style XDDD
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Oh yes! we do like his style! I bet he could write some killer fan fiction!
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Yeah, he said it XD. His entire persona is shipping-fuel.
I'm sure he got over it, John's an actor after all. As did Marster's girlfriend.
He DOES write fan fiction...it's called Torchwood XD.
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OMG! That's awesome!
yeah, probably, but I think of those things at times!
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Lol I know, the DVD's are quite costly...that's why Netflix is my best friend!
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You can find it on Youtube too I think!
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yeah, but not complete episodes!
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Well they might have them in parts on Youtube at least. Damn Megavideo, it just had to go and be taken down...
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what was Megavideo? never heard of it!
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Free streaming of any show without downloading a thing. It was REALLY popular while it lasted...
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Well it was a file sharing site, which is not necessarily legal...
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oh, yeah, right! Damn, oh well, onto something else then!
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This, my friend, is hilarious! 
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Lol thank you. Well, actually thank RTD, he made the jokes, I just pointed them out XD.
Yeah, I hated Lucy. And not because she was the Master's wife (because honestly no one took that seriously XD) but just because she was useless and annoying as fuck.
Oh, and she shot the Master and made the Doctor cry.
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yeah for real...everytime I saw her I was like..."Get off the screen! Show me moar Master!"
..and I just now watched that video 
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I know...he needs more screen time.
Lol I know! XD It's just so good...
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Hahaha, I didn't know that, all is now reaaaaally clear now >:3
What I really loved with this bear story and wife...well, see how the Doctor reacted to Master's wife is funny itself enough. I swear, I could hear him say "What the f*** is this bitch doing with MY master???!!! You traitor!!!"
and yes, EVERY little time he is all "uuugh >.<* do no want " when Lucy is mentioned
And fivey learning the Master has a wife...is not pleased
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Lol his face was pretty priceless "The Master and his WIFE" indeed XD
Fivey's just like "oh....well then....*forever alone*.
Ah those boys, it's priceless XD
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Well, in the same time...I think the Master is veryyyy jealous when he sees the Doctor with his companions...look how he talks about Jack, or Martha XD But with Jack, I swear I could hear him here too: "You damn freak, don't TOUCH MY Doctor, I'll kill you and make you revive...until you learn the lesson!!!"(aka never XD)
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Oh he's undeniably jealous XD.
Whenever I see him make that face he makes when talking about his companions, I flash back to one of two lines:
"Oh he loves playing with Earth girls!"
or
"You remind me of ALL the others. Dismally."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh nothing."
XD That last one was so much win...
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Yess, jealous and possessive, and that's why he looooves keeping his Doctah near to him by any ways :3
(wait what, I don't remember where the second quote come from 
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It's from Scream of Shalka, which basically has one of my favorite Masters ever XD
He is just sooo possessive...hence why he turned EVERYONE into him. The Doctor CAN'T love anyone else that way ;D
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hm, I should see this spin-off too :S I only watched the answering machine scene 
Aw, this scene...I think it's the craziest and most narcissic psychopatich thing I've ever seen XD!!!
(But I wonder, HOW could 6 billions of Master share one Doctor??!!)
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WATCH IT WATCH IT! I personally LOVE Richard E Grant as the Doctor, and Derek Jacobi is also brilliant as always.
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Lol I liked his beard, but John simm would look ridiculous with one XD (though I did like his stubble in EoT)
As for the....'beard'...being gone, it was never really there that well in the first place so I am glad its all the way gone now ;D
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That's a good point. He'd look like rubbish. I mean, in the old series, he had that goatee beard.
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Well, depending on who the next master will be, maybe he will be able to have one again. I wonder who it will be?
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I was really hoping it would be Simm, but they wouldn't do that. I haven't got a clue as to who it would be….
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I really hope it is simm again but I doubt it, the person chosen always sort of reflects the Doctor, and I don't think simm is right to work with Smith. But I have confidence the Master will come back, he always does ;D
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I heard it will be John again! Yea! But when The Master does regenerate again, I want Benedict Cumberbatch to play 7! A TON of people do! What's your opinion?
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YES. VERY MUCH SO. I love Benedict Cumberbatch XD. But I've actually heard the opposite about Simm, I heard that he WASN'T coming back, so maybe it will be Cumberbatch straight away?
And even though I love Simm dearly, I REALLY don't want to see him paired up with Smith. The Master usually reflects the Doctor's personality (*glances at Roberts*...usually) and Smith is VERY different than Tennant. I hope they leave Tennant and Simm as more of a Delgado and Pertwee thing, where the Master is that specific Doctor's ONLY Master.
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Also heard that maybe BC might not be interested in the role...lots of room for hope though as rumors are just that...rumours!
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