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Teri0s [2015-08-01 23:29:08 +0000 UTC]

"It isn't a Bible. Shut up about it. It's a book."

The Bible IS a book -_-

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RonaldTheZombie [2014-05-31 03:43:10 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know people saw it as a Bible. That's stupid, really. Its a love story about vampire and werewolves. Those aren't in ANY Bibles!

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timekept [2013-10-26 02:30:40 +0000 UTC]

they're both equally dumb, though.

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twitchy12345 [2013-04-21 05:08:29 +0000 UTC]

C4 exploding = still a better lovestory than twilight

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runawaymintyg3 [2013-03-03 17:44:01 +0000 UTC]

One of the many reasons I'm Atheist

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KelpieQueen27 [2012-04-03 19:19:15 +0000 UTC]

Absolutly not!
That's Garfield!

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MikkiChan01 [2012-02-01 00:39:49 +0000 UTC]

ME NO LIKE TWILIGHT!!!!

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mara-aki [2011-09-27 11:02:12 +0000 UTC]

waaaaahhh? course it's the bible!!
oh wise book Twilight! you have saved my life!
i shall go out an get myself a guy i deem vampire with amazing hair, disappear into the dark woods with him an ask him if he really is a bloodthirsty vamp thinking he wont eat me cause i'm the new girl in town!
Mary-Sues FTW!!!!!!

---meant to be sarcastic + i only go for incredibly cute witches ---
---repeaturely sarcastic on how pepl view twilight---

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Gomenasai12322 [2011-08-22 14:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh wait
its not actuall dreadful ^^

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Gomenasai12322 [2011-08-22 14:14:11 +0000 UTC]

I made the mistake of googling cullenism and found this awful site -->[link]

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SkiAngel [2011-08-18 09:09:13 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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ClockworkShadows [2011-08-14 17:43:04 +0000 UTC]

AMEN

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girls-who-luv-Ghibli [2011-07-29 20:36:01 +0000 UTC]

AJ: I can't say I disagree with anything except for the use of that word to describe the Bible...maybe I'm just nitpicking and no one else thinks about it the way I do...but still. I'm not the only OCD Christian out there.

But it is a very good point.

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DEMONxxCHILD [2011-07-26 03:58:02 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!!!!

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KasaneTedo [2011-07-24 15:04:55 +0000 UTC]

People think it's the bible? o_o
...
on the other hand, it probably won't make much of a difference if it was.
Hm.

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jomog369 [2011-07-22 19:30:28 +0000 UTC]

the fucking bible is called 'the joy of sex' if I'm not mistaken

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AlanNP1104 [2011-07-19 18:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh. Anyone who thinks Twilight is the Bible is s@%*-faced.

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DivineSpiritual [2011-07-19 14:15:50 +0000 UTC]

I don't like it when people state Twilight is the next Bible...no way. I am a Christian and it makes me go wtf when I heard Twitards state it's the next Bible...

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kawaii-japan-fan [2011-07-18 03:58:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm not defending twilight in any way but the bible is just a book to so shut up about it!

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BlackHammer-0001 [2011-07-17 19:37:48 +0000 UTC]

To think there are people who think that highly of Twilight sickens me.

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Vulnona [2011-07-16 15:27:24 +0000 UTC]

The bible is just a book too. oô Why do these weird christians worship THAT book for no apparent reason? (Besides being better than Twilight, and that is REALLY not difficult.)

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dPdnjs [2011-07-16 15:09:32 +0000 UTC]

i agree, since i've seen the ripped twilight pages in a bag under your bed.

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screechingvilnce45 [2011-07-16 07:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, when you kind of think about, it kind of is: both are badly written fiction novels praised by millions of psychotic and desperate people who would sooner harm others who oppose it than respect the other side's opinion on it.

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moontail299 [2011-07-16 05:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Twilight is about as real as god.

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cougashika [2011-07-16 05:43:10 +0000 UTC]

I was going to ask who, in the name of sanity, equated 'Twilight' with the Bible....
Talk about an exercise in irony....

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FinnMachineBroke [2011-07-16 02:44:58 +0000 UTC]

I AGREE OMFG

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Luigiman223 [2011-07-15 23:06:02 +0000 UTC]

Dammit, can't fave more than once!

I hate Twitards, I'm gonna troll some now.

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akatsukifila112 [2011-07-15 23:02:02 +0000 UTC]

I have a friend that is a Cullen worshiper. I just looked at her funny. She told me to convert. I told I'm a dedicated Jashinist.
btw, this made my evening better!

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