Comments: 91
SilverStarApple [2016-04-22 11:04:44 +0000 UTC]
I'm going to have to object to a certain something on this list... Gluten-free pastries! If I didn't buy into Christianity, why would I buy into the anti-science anti-gmo "Eat lemons to cure cancer and eat gluten-free and paleo diet to avoid cancer" hippy bullshit?
Also, Lattes are for hipsters with terrible taste in everything, real men drink DELICIOUS MILKSHAKES!
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Shadow-Arcanist [2015-10-12 16:44:47 +0000 UTC]
Pretty accurate, I'd say. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat my daily dose of babies.
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KeswickPinhead [2015-09-26 13:03:43 +0000 UTC]
This list does not reflect me at all. I don't discriminate against gluten-inclusive pastry.
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t-subgenius [2015-09-11 04:56:22 +0000 UTC]
Well now, thats all wrong. Come on now, not all of us go for babies... It just tore at my heart knowing that somewhere, somehow, there were needy dingos out there that did not have babies available so I gave up mine for charity. I do not scowl and hiss, that is for weak little contemptible weasels that have no spine. I stroll imperiously, fully secure in my knowledge that atheism is the only Logical & Rational choice for an Educated & Intelligent individual.
Besides, I really detest the whole yuppie latte craze; rather have my coffee hot and black as the pit lord's heart. Gluten free? Never been a fan of cardboard, give me a nice grease burger or steak as I did not get my meat fix for breakfast.
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Scienceunicorns101 [2015-09-08 20:22:23 +0000 UTC]
And I always have to settle for the stupid low-fat babies...
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LucyFaerie [2015-09-07 03:39:12 +0000 UTC]
The world domination thing works for me.
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