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“Why, hellooooo there, sugar! Welcome to mah family’s farm! “Nice costuuume?” Oh, my stars, this isn’t just a costuuume! I’ve been genetically moooodified partially intoooo a coooow. I serve as the mascoooot of the farm now! In fact, sometimes I goooo all the way and spend a few days or weeks as a coooooow. It’s surprisingly relaxing, just grazing on the meadooooow. Would yoooou like to try it? We offer tempoooorary stays as one of the animals. Doon’t worry, we’ll give yoooou a special tag to make suuuure you don’t get turned intooo meat! So, whadya say? Just 20 dollars for a week’s transfoooormation.”

Description
“Why, hellooooo there, sugar! Welcome to mah family’s farm! “Nice costuuume?” Oh, my stars, this isn’t just a costuuume! I’ve been genetically moooodified partially intoooo a coooow. I serve as the mascoooot of the farm now! In fact, sometimes I goooo all the way and spend a few days or weeks as a coooooow. It’s surprisingly relaxing, just grazing on the meadooooow. Would yoooou like to try it? We offer tempoooorary stays as one of the animals. Doon’t worry, we’ll give yoooou a special tag to make suuuure you don’t get turned intooo meat! So, whadya say? Just 20 dollars for a week’s transfoooormation.”