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"I knew she was trouble when she walked into my office. But I was captivated by her. I was so sick of seeing the same type 'a dames strolling through my door--the tall, lanky gals with the long legs, soft skin, tiny faces, low husky voices...But when Piggy waddled up to my desk with her gold curls bobbing and her pink nose in the air, and pleaded to me in a voice like an angel on helium, 'Pleeease help me Mr. Spade! You're my last hope!' Turns out, she never loved me back. Just played me like a fiddle. Guess I'm not her type. Too tall, not green enough. Dames, they're all alike."

I copied photos of Humphrey Bogart and Miss Piggy, changing their eyes so they appeared to be staring at each other. The background was copied from a book of castle photos I own. I added the cat sleeping on the bed, the pig ornament over the fireplace, and the card designs on the chair.

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"I knew she was trouble when she walked into my office. But I was captivated by her. I was so sick of seeing the same type 'a dames strolling through my door--the tall, lanky gals with the long legs, soft skin, tiny faces, low husky voices...But when Piggy waddled up to my desk with her gold curls bobbing and her pink nose in the air, and pleaded to me in a voice like an angel on helium, 'Pleeease help me Mr. Spade! You're my last hope!' Turns out, she never loved me back. Just played me like a fiddle. Guess I'm not her type. Too tall, not green enough. Dames, they're all alike."

I copied photos of Humphrey Bogart and Miss Piggy, changing their eyes so they appeared to be staring at each other. The background was copied from a book of castle photos I own. I added the cat sleeping on the bed, the pig ornament over the fireplace, and the card designs on the chair.