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Summary: An argument about Steve Rogers' virginity led to Jenerva Waldgeist getting bit by her werewolf cousin.

House: Sytherin
Blood Status: Half-blood
Species: Werewolf, able to retain her human mind
Wand: Sycamore, 15 inches, dragon heartstring
Broom: Nimbus Prius
Patronus: Caribou

Sorting

Lets face it, most lawyers are Slytherins.

Sure, Jen cares about justice. But she'll compromise her morals and personal grudges to keep her career going the way she wants it to. She has brains, like most of her family, but she's not above doing something rash if she wants something badly enough. Her ambition is powerful enough to smash through the Forth Wall, so she can demand a better ending for her story from her own writers.

The Bite

Jenerva Waldegeist was visiting her werewolf cousin Brutus Banner , early in her fifth year. The conversation turned to Steve Rogers ' alleged virginity, and Jen unintentionally hit a nerve when she asked if Steve had ever done it with Tony Stark . Bruce momentarily lost control and bit his cousin, infecting her with his unique form of lycanthropy.

To Bruce's surprise however, Jen's mind did not change with her body when she transformed. Bruce theorized that Jen's Slytherin nature blended more easily with the serum that had originally infected Bruce, which contained Salazar Slytherin's blood. Nevertheless, Jen's life was changed forever. And feeling responsible for that, Bruce mentored his cousin through life as a furry.

Green Furry Debate Champion

Jen is a top member of the Slytherin debate team, aiming to become a Ministry lawyer after graduating. She wasn't thrilled when a (male) House Elf named unintentionally nicknamed her "the She-Wolf." But the name stuck, and it grew on her after seeing the attention and admiration the moniker garnered her.

Professor Slughorn, Head of Slytherin House, was absolutely delighted by this turn of events. Slytherins being the way they are, Professor Slughorn instructed that she conduct all debate competitions as the She-Wolf, to both intimidate and impress. Jen wasn't too keen on this idea at first, but accepted the terms to get the perks of being in the Slug Club.

From then on, Jen's schoolyear was a medley of misadventures, as she struggled to get a date, keep her Slug status, and defend the castle, while navigating her new powers. Highlights of the year included making out with Mattathias Murdock , twerking with Professor McGonagall, befriending the Abomination at Slug Club meetings, and clawing her way out of her own book to demand a better final battle from J.K. Rowling. ("Oh and uh, maybe take a break from social media.")

Patronus

Caribou are a majestic, powerful and relatively flashy looking species of deer. They have been utilized as a mascot for Canadian currency, a coffee company and even Santa Clause. The female caribou is less aggressive than her male counterpart, and enjoys being surrounded by company. But she should never be provoked.

AN: I almost gave "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" a pass, not the least because I felt there was only one superhero "Attorney at Law." But the returning characters from previous MCU material got to me, and I was surprised by how entertaining the show was. It doesn't beat "Harvey Birdman," but it's a lot of fun.

This picture did not come out great, but I'm sure a certain demographic will be faving regardless.

More Sorted MCU Characters

Order of the Avengers on Tumblr

Description

Summary: An argument about Steve Rogers' virginity led to Jenerva Waldgeist getting bit by her werewolf cousin.

House: Sytherin
Blood Status: Half-blood
Species: Werewolf, able to retain her human mind
Wand: Sycamore, 15 inches, dragon heartstring
Broom: Nimbus Prius
Patronus: Caribou

Sorting

Lets face it, most lawyers are Slytherins.

Sure, Jen cares about justice. But she'll compromise her morals and personal grudges to keep her career going the way she wants it to. She has brains, like most of her family, but she's not above doing something rash if she wants something badly enough. Her ambition is powerful enough to smash through the Forth Wall, so she can demand a better ending for her story from her own writers.

The Bite

Jenerva Waldegeist was visiting her werewolf cousin Brutus Banner , early in her fifth year. The conversation turned to Steve Rogers ' alleged virginity, and Jen unintentionally hit a nerve when she asked if Steve had ever done it with Tony Stark . Bruce momentarily lost control and bit his cousin, infecting her with his unique form of lycanthropy.

To Bruce's surprise however, Jen's mind did not change with her body when she transformed. Bruce theorized that Jen's Slytherin nature blended more easily with the serum that had originally infected Bruce, which contained Salazar Slytherin's blood. Nevertheless, Jen's life was changed forever. And feeling responsible for that, Bruce mentored his cousin through life as a furry.

Green Furry Debate Champion

Jen is a top member of the Slytherin debate team, aiming to become a Ministry lawyer after graduating. She wasn't thrilled when a (male) House Elf named unintentionally nicknamed her "the She-Wolf." But the name stuck, and it grew on her after seeing the attention and admiration the moniker garnered her.

Professor Slughorn, Head of Slytherin House, was absolutely delighted by this turn of events. Slytherins being the way they are, Professor Slughorn instructed that she conduct all debate competitions as the She-Wolf, to both intimidate and impress. Jen wasn't too keen on this idea at first, but accepted the terms to get the perks of being in the Slug Club.

From then on, Jen's schoolyear was a medley of misadventures, as she struggled to get a date, keep her Slug status, and defend the castle, while navigating her new powers. Highlights of the year included making out with Mattathias Murdock , twerking with Professor McGonagall, befriending the Abomination at Slug Club meetings, and clawing her way out of her own book to demand a better final battle from J.K. Rowling. ("Oh and uh, maybe take a break from social media.")

Patronus

Caribou are a majestic, powerful and relatively flashy looking species of deer. They have been utilized as a mascot for Canadian currency, a coffee company and even Santa Clause. The female caribou is less aggressive than her male counterpart, and enjoys being surrounded by company. But she should never be provoked.

AN: I almost gave "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" a pass, not the least because I felt there was only one superhero "Attorney at Law." But the returning characters from previous MCU material got to me, and I was surprised by how entertaining the show was. It doesn't beat "Harvey Birdman," but it's a lot of fun.

This picture did not come out great, but I'm sure a certain demographic will be faving regardless.

More Sorted MCU Characters

Order of the Avengers on Tumblr