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yeah you knew these were coming
i have no self control

I know a lot of you ship Pandora/Cupcake, and that's awesome, but for some reason Paradox/Beefcake is like my secret crazy otp. Even though they're just the male counterparts of Pan and Cupcake, I ship Doxcake a hell of a lot more than I ship Pancake. I know it's strange, send help i've written fics

As for how their kid Snickerdoodle came to be, I like to think Paradox just woke up one morning and noticed he'd laid an egg. Cue freakout

So here we have:

1.) Snickerdoodle was a teeny tiny baby draconequus, about the size of a kitten. Paradox tried to baby-proof all of Equestria and treated her as though she could break at any moment. As I refer to Discord being all fatherly as Dadcord, I've such dubbed fretting overprotective Paradox as "Noodle Mom". His current thought process: Don't drop the baby....don't drop her...stop thinking about dropping her...maybe reverse psychology will work? Okay, Dox, drop the baby. WAIT NO

2.) Beefcake pretty much lets Snicker do anything she wants. He'd probably let her set Ponyville on fire, if it would make her happy. Thankfully she's not a little shit like Pandora and Paradox and is just a sweet little filly who wants to practice braiding manes, no arson until after snacktime

3.) Snickerdoodle is Beefcake's baby. There are many like it, but this one is his. If you hurt his baby-make her cry, threaten her, blink at her wrong-he will feed you your own lung. Aww.

Bonus art!
Well then <----Angry Humanverse Beefcake. Behold his murderface. Warning for blood and dude muscles

Description
yeah you knew these were coming
i have no self control

I know a lot of you ship Pandora/Cupcake, and that's awesome, but for some reason Paradox/Beefcake is like my secret crazy otp. Even though they're just the male counterparts of Pan and Cupcake, I ship Doxcake a hell of a lot more than I ship Pancake. I know it's strange, send help i've written fics

As for how their kid Snickerdoodle came to be, I like to think Paradox just woke up one morning and noticed he'd laid an egg. Cue freakout

So here we have:

1.) Snickerdoodle was a teeny tiny baby draconequus, about the size of a kitten. Paradox tried to baby-proof all of Equestria and treated her as though she could break at any moment. As I refer to Discord being all fatherly as Dadcord, I've such dubbed fretting overprotective Paradox as "Noodle Mom". His current thought process: Don't drop the baby....don't drop her...stop thinking about dropping her...maybe reverse psychology will work? Okay, Dox, drop the baby. WAIT NO

2.) Beefcake pretty much lets Snicker do anything she wants. He'd probably let her set Ponyville on fire, if it would make her happy. Thankfully she's not a little shit like Pandora and Paradox and is just a sweet little filly who wants to practice braiding manes, no arson until after snacktime

3.) Snickerdoodle is Beefcake's baby. There are many like it, but this one is his. If you hurt his baby-make her cry, threaten her, blink at her wrong-he will feed you your own lung. Aww.

Bonus art!
Well then <----Angry Humanverse Beefcake. Behold his murderface. Warning for blood and dude muscles