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Published: 2015-05-27 23:49:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 12359; Favourites: 270; Downloads: 155
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Trooper 3: PUSH HARDER!!UNSC Army troopers enduring a hardship of trying to push a Sangheili Zealot down to the ground, but the 800 pound Zealot is too much for the troopers to handle, at least 13 troopers are trying to push the alien but he wouldn't budge as he was stiff as a rock.
The Zealot stood there looking at them with no fucks given.
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And then on a single command all the troopers suddenly peel off to the side and the overbalanced Zealot falls flat on his face.
And they all laught at him.
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If there was a Halo game about the Marines, this would make a good scenario. You and your squad know that you don't have the ammo to bring down a Zealot, but that cliff he's next to is a long way down.
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i like how the sangheili looks totally confused XD awesome picture!
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An Army Trooper, who should weigh around 90-150 kilograms in full gear, is more than enough to make a 380 kilogram Sangheili Zealot to lose balance and fall, especially if that Trooper is making a running jump and using their body weight against the Zealot. 13 is just overkill and would squeeze the guts out of the Zealot.
Other than the inaccuracy, it's pretty motivational in a sense.
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C'mon men! We can do this! Are we Marines?
SIR YES SIR!!!
THEN PUSH HARDER DAMNIT!!!
Yes, push harder humans. I will simply stand here and enjoy this "chocolate" as was part of my payment. Mmm...delicious.
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13 People SHOULD be able to topple a 400 Kilo Body. Soldiers are strong People.
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did you use the poster command in the console for this?Β
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This my console when i do it,Β
] poster 4
Allocating 126.6 MB for poster
RELOAD [screenshots\]
ShaderAPIDX8::CreateD3DTexture: D3DERR_INVALIDCALL
last lines in red and it doesnt work, any idea?Β
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Maybe its too high. Its been known to not work for anything over 3, try lowering to 2 since it doubles the resolution.
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Set 5 years after The Great War
Human/Elite training session
Squad Leader: COME ON MARINES! PUSH HARDER!
Marine: I can't! he's too heavy!!
Marine 2: He ain't budging!
Elite's thoughts: you humans been at this for an hour and I haven't moved an inch!
Elite: come on humans! show us your new might!
Meanwhile: onboard UNSC Infinity
Lasky: SPARTANS! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING OUR MARINES!
Palmer: Lasky! Master Chief is almost beaten Fireteam Majestic at arm wrestling!
Lasky: (Groans)
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-Two Scottish ODSTs in the background-
"'ere Mac, a tenner says the Elite beats their arses."
"You're on Jarvis."
-A third ODST joins them-
"Let me guess - Marines vs ONE Sangheili Zealot?"
"Yep. Look on the bright side Sar'ntΒ - least it ain't us."
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"bet ya 50 creds you cant push him down"
"Oh you are so on"
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I feel like this would be something with the current Halo universe, and the Sangheili human alliance. Like them training, but then this happens xD
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And the Sergeant is offΒ screen facepalming.
Sergeant: "When I said 'push that front', I did NOT mean 'pushΒ HIS front'..."
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zealot: stop that...quit it....i dont like it....your gonna make me mad....are yous always like this on Friday nights?
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Marines by like: Cmon PUSH!!!
Zealot are liek: If U want me to move U just can ask me nicely bunch of moronsΒ Β >:' (
XD
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Then the zealot is like:Β
"Why didn't you guys just say that you wanted a hug?! X3"
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This year's Battle-ball Super Bowl is going to be really one sided...
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A zealot weighs approximately 360 pounds. A human soldier weighs 200 pounds maximum. 4 or 5 soldiers could submit a zealot, but also depends on the armor that opponents behave.
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Yep, about 500 pounds worth.
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Push him with knives!
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Why knives, when ya got fists. >XD
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Knifes are way more awesome though
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Ha! XD
Reminds me of that one scene from Jurassic park three X3
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i like to believe this is during the covenant civil war and it all started with "Bet you 100 credits that you cant take down that guy"
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Very very amusing.
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But once the Sangheili draws its plasma sword...
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Things will get bloody.
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very bloody indeed.
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......I swear I have seen this scene before.....
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The zealot is just so confused by what's going on
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He never encountered it before.
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