Comments: 38
Batfee [2008-12-19 02:08:09 +0000 UTC]
You drew a sad picture and you must be sad so I will pester you foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevuuuuuuurrrrr
Seriously, though, daaaaw Envy.
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Batfee In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-19 19:04:29 +0000 UTC]
XD I know. I was making fun of the fact that every time someone posts something sad, one person is guaranteed to go, "Are you okay?" :3
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to Batfee [2008-12-21 07:24:45 +0000 UTC]
Ahh, I see. A credit to convention.
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Uralowa [2008-12-18 20:04:51 +0000 UTC]
Naaah, poor Envy. D:
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Falling-Crimson [2008-12-16 21:22:31 +0000 UTC]
ahh poor envy don't worry you will soon be with your lovely edward elric
though if you aren't talking about me and maybe thinking about another uke or even seme you are so dead! <3
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Falling-Crimson In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-19 23:15:49 +0000 UTC]
OMG GREED WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH WRATH AND AL
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to Falling-Crimson [2008-12-21 07:24:02 +0000 UTC]
...why are you listening to anything that over-sexed shark-face has to say in the first place?
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VermilionMasquerade [2008-12-16 05:32:07 +0000 UTC]
Poor Envy.. he looks really down in that pic.
But the repetition and arrangement of the sentence gives it impact.
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VermilionMasquerade In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-20 04:39:18 +0000 UTC]
It's awesome.
It seems fitting, somehow that Envy would miss Ed.
Me and my friend had a discussion once, on why Armstrong paired with anyone would seem repulsive. While, on the other hand, Envy/anyone isn't.
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to VermilionMasquerade [2008-12-21 07:18:33 +0000 UTC]
Exactly. There's no real reason... It just fits.
Uh... You wouldn't have happened to see the YouTube video, "Armstrong's Sex Ed Class", would you?
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VermilionMasquerade In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-22 06:39:31 +0000 UTC]
And not just in the , 'I miss beating the crap out of you".
Nope. Should I? *downs glass of tequila in preparation*
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to VermilionMasquerade [2008-12-29 07:51:31 +0000 UTC]
Y'know, I'm not actually sure. I think so, or some other random fellow of the military variety...
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celery-soda [2008-12-16 05:19:13 +0000 UTC]
βDaww, Envyβ¦
*cuddles*
ENVY: Ew, get off of me. Youβre in that hideous wind symphony dressβ¦
ME: Okay, itβs not my fault. My band teacher makes me wear it!
ENVY: May I ask why they make the highest level band wear the ugliest dresses?
ME: β¦so we look professional. Plus band wouldnβt be the same without complaining about the really ugly dresses, which arenβt really that ugly except for the sleeves. Plus it makes me look like I actually have a chest!
ENVY: β¦girls are weird.
ME: Is that why you like Ed so much?
ENVY: blushes beet red Ew, gross, no!
ME: Dangles notebook in front of his face Ooh, letβs look at your German notebookβ¦ Mr. Envy Elricβ¦ Envy + Ed = LOVEβ¦ Mrs. Edward Elricβ¦
ENVY: GIVE IT BACK!
ME: *jabs him in the tummy with her flute*
And I love the itchy-scratcy style of this particular sketch.
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to celery-soda [2008-12-21 07:15:59 +0000 UTC]
Me: YES! I always KNEW Edward would be the girl in that relationship!
Envy: ...why are you so happy about this?
Edo: Seriously.
Envy: Oh, YOU'RE not allowed to say anything, my dear.
Edo: My worst enemy just called me 'dear.'
Envy: Haven't you been listening? Cel and Fuzzy have decided to grossly manipulate our relationship to their own devious means. We're a couple.
Edo: I HATE YOU BOTH.
Me: Merry Christmas, Edward.
Edo: ...not funny...
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celery-soda In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-22 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]
Me: Yes it is! Ooh, I even got you guys MATCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS to celebrate your first Christmas together!
Ed: *holds the red-and-green concoction of cheap yarn and Rudolph applique gingerly* Uhm... thanks?
Me: Ooh, and look, if you press this button... *presses* RUDOLPH'S NOSE LIGHTS UP!
Envy: Oh, joy...
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to celery-soda [2008-12-22 03:59:31 +0000 UTC]
Ed: *whispering* Maybe we can throw them into a dumpster, later.
Envy: *whispering* Good idea. Or we can give them to Gluttony.
Ed: Isn't he on a diet, though?
Envy: Yeah, so?
Ed: This definitely constitutes as junk food.
Envy: Damn. And that awful tacky light up Santa Claus he ate yesterday probably did, too. Don't tell Lust.
Ed: Uh... Wouldn't dream of it.
Me: *snaps picture* THE LOVEBIRDS ARE WHISPERING!
Ed: WE'RE NOT-
Envy: Score. *pounces*
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celery-soda In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-22 04:13:23 +0000 UTC]
-CENSORED-
Me: Oh, ew... MY VIRGIN EYES!
Cleon: We could fix that problem...
Me: You're... you're the one that liked Mindelan?
Cleon: Yes...
Me: YOU STUPID BLOODY BASTARD! YOU'RE AN ASS AND I'M GLAD SHE WILL NEVER END UP WITH YOU!
Cleon: There are several fanfictions to the contrary-
Me: I will sic tons of angry, made up ballet dancers upon you.
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Lowland-Swagger In reply to celery-soda [2008-12-22 04:55:59 +0000 UTC]
Me: *watching avidly* Gosh... Envy really is flexible.
Al: *walking in* Hi, guys! What's happe... *blanche*
Me: Oh dear. *puts hand over his eyes* Al, dear, I think you might want to leave...
Cleon: OH, GODS ABOVE, NOT THE BALLET DANCERS...
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celery-soda In reply to Lowland-Swagger [2008-12-22 18:58:15 +0000 UTC]
Al: *eyes still covered* B-b-brother?
Mustang: Here you go, Hawkeye. Fifty marcs... how did you know this would happen? I was sure he would get with Winry...
Hawkeye: Thank you, sir. And I merely studied the personality of these two fangirls, and noticed how they leaned toward EdxEnvy yaoi. It was easy as far as an educated guess goes.
Me: ...
Cleon: ...
Mustang: ...
Al: ...
Ed and Envy:
-CENSORED-
Hawkeye: Oh, and Cleon?
Cleon: Yes?
Hawkeye: *pulls out gun* You are a disgrace to the military. I give you a three second head start.
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