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Published: 2008-12-16 03:51:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 497; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 1
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Nonono! I'm fine. I found the sketch in my math binder, and I couldn't bear to part with it. I think I was feeling really down when I drew it, but not now. Don't worry about it.....and I hate working with my mouse. I need a new tablet, and fast.
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Awwwwww Envy 
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Sorry 
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You drew a sad picture and you must be sad so I will pester you foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevuuuuuuurrrrr
Seriously, though, daaaaw Envy.
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Pester Envy. His hair is better than mine.
I'm not, don't worry.
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XD I know. I was making fun of the fact that every time someone posts something sad, one person is guaranteed to go, "Are you okay?" :3
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Ahh, I see. A credit to convention.
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Poor Envy... *sigh*
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Aww, you better not be feeling down! Otherwhys I'd have to jump through this computer and slap you silly.
Then I'd push up the corners of your mouth to make you smile.
Oh, and I miss you too! 
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OHGODPLEASENO. 
No, you're not!
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awwwwwww.... ENVY!!!! hang out with me!
envy:....why?
me:cuz i wuvs you!
envy:
me:but... but... come back!!
envy: no.
me: *sniffle*
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Envy prefers to be angsty and dramatic alone. he's strange like that.
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ahh poor envy don't worry you will soon be with your lovely edward elric
though if you aren't talking about me and maybe thinking about another uke or even seme you are so dead! <3
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I say nothing.
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OMG GREED WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH WRATH AND AL
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...why are you listening to anything that over-sexed shark-face has to say in the first place?
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because.....
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Poor Envy.. he looks really down in that pic.
But the repetition and arrangement of the sentence gives it impact.
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I was trying for that...
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It's awesome.
It seems fitting, somehow that Envy would miss Ed.
Me and my friend had a discussion once, on why Armstrong paired with anyone would seem repulsive. While, on the other hand, Envy/anyone isn't.
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Exactly. There's no real reason... It just fits.
Uh... You wouldn't have happened to see the YouTube video, "Armstrong's Sex Ed Class", would you?
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And not just in the , 'I miss beating the crap out of you".
Nope. Should I? *downs glass of tequila in preparation*
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Good idea. You may need it.
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Oh. Oh dear.
Poor Edo.
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Indeed.
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And was that Hughes, in the handcuffs?
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Y'know, I'm not actually sure. I think so, or some other random fellow of the military variety...
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Maybe the glasses were genuine, though.
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βDaww, Envyβ¦
*cuddles*
ENVY: Ew, get off of me. Youβre in that hideous wind symphony dressβ¦
ME: Okay, itβs not my fault. My band teacher makes me wear it!
ENVY: May I ask why they make the highest level band wear the ugliest dresses?
ME: β¦so we look professional. Plus band wouldnβt be the same without complaining about the really ugly dresses, which arenβt really that ugly except for the sleeves. Plus it makes me look like I actually have a chest!
ENVY: β¦girls are weird.
ME: Is that why you like Ed so much?
ENVY: blushes beet red Ew, gross, no!
ME: Dangles notebook in front of his face Ooh, letβs look at your German notebookβ¦ Mr. Envy Elricβ¦ Envy + Ed = LOVEβ¦ Mrs. Edward Elricβ¦
ENVY: GIVE IT BACK!
ME: *jabs him in the tummy with her flute*
And I love the itchy-scratcy style of this particular sketch.
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Me: YES! I always KNEW Edward would be the girl in that relationship!
Envy: ...why are you so happy about this?
Edo: Seriously.
Envy: Oh, YOU'RE not allowed to say anything, my dear.
Edo: My worst enemy just called me 'dear.'
Envy: Haven't you been listening? Cel and Fuzzy have decided to grossly manipulate our relationship to their own devious means. We're a couple.
Edo: I HATE YOU BOTH.
Me: Merry Christmas, Edward.
Edo: ...not funny...
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Me: Yes it is! Ooh, I even got you guys MATCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS to celebrate your first Christmas together!
Ed: *holds the red-and-green concoction of cheap yarn and Rudolph applique gingerly* Uhm... thanks?
Me: Ooh, and look, if you press this button... *presses* RUDOLPH'S NOSE LIGHTS UP!
Envy: Oh, joy...
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Ed: *whispering* Maybe we can throw them into a dumpster, later.
Envy: *whispering* Good idea. Or we can give them to Gluttony.
Ed: Isn't he on a diet, though?
Envy: Yeah, so?
Ed: This definitely constitutes as junk food.
Envy: Damn. And that awful tacky light up Santa Claus he ate yesterday probably did, too. Don't tell Lust.
Ed: Uh... Wouldn't dream of it.
Me: *snaps picture* THE LOVEBIRDS ARE WHISPERING!
Ed: WE'RE NOT-
Envy: Score. *pounces*
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Me: Oh, ew... MY VIRGIN EYES!
Cleon: We could fix that problem...
Me: You're... you're the one that liked Mindelan?
Cleon: Yes...
Me: YOU STUPID BLOODY BASTARD! YOU'RE AN ASS AND I'M GLAD SHE WILL NEVER END UP WITH YOU!
Cleon: There are several fanfictions to the contrary-
Me: I will sic tons of angry, made up ballet dancers upon you.
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Me: *watching avidly* Gosh... Envy really is flexible.
Al: *walking in* Hi, guys! What's happe... *blanche*
Me: Oh dear. *puts hand over his eyes* Al, dear, I think you might want to leave...
Cleon: OH, GODS ABOVE, NOT THE BALLET DANCERS...
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Al: *eyes still covered* B-b-brother?
Mustang: Here you go, Hawkeye. Fifty marcs... how did you know this would happen? I was sure he would get with Winry...
Hawkeye: Thank you, sir. And I merely studied the personality of these two fangirls, and noticed how they leaned toward EdxEnvy yaoi. It was easy as far as an educated guess goes.
Me: ...
Cleon: ...
Mustang: ...
Al: ...
Ed and Envy:
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Hawkeye: Oh, and Cleon?
Cleon: Yes?
Hawkeye: *pulls out gun* You are a disgrace to the military. I give you a three second head start.
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