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LuciferTheShort — Requiem for Mopping
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Made with deviantART muroI made this picture in memory of a YouTube video that used to make me laugh. It was a parody of another YouTube video called Scrub Scrub Scrub, another video I enjoyed.
Scrub Scrub Scrub, unlike the removed video, is still around. It was about King Harkinian singing about himself and telling Link and Gwonam to scrub everything instead of helping them rescue Princess Zelda. The music for the song was Hello Happy Kingdom from Super Mario RPG for the SNES.
Here are the lyrics.
King Harkinian: Enough! My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning! My ship sails in the morning! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!
Take the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage to protect me! I'll take the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage to protect my cereal!
My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning! My ship sails in the morning! If you don't hear from me in a month, send dinner!
Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
King Harkinian: Hell no, mah boi! I'm going to Gamelon!
Link: It's easy! Let's find Zelda!
King Harkinian: You save Zelda! I'm going to Gamelon! After you've scrubbed all the floors...
Link: Huh?
King Harkinian: Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon. Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning. Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Zelda: Ha!
King Harkinian: Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my lair. Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house. Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning. Scrub, scrub, scrub mah boi!
My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning! My ship sails in the morning! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!
Take the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage to protect me! I'll take the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage, the Triforce of Courage to protect my cereal!
My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning! My ship sails in the morning! If you don't hear from me in a month, send dinner!
Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon has seized Koridai!
King Harkinian: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about...
Gwonam: There is no time! You must go!
King Harkinian: You save Zelda! I'm going to Gamelon! After you've scrubbed all the floors...
Gwonam: Huh?
King Harkinian: Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule! Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon! Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning! Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my lair! Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house! Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning! Scrub, scrub, scrub mah boi!
Have you scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule?
Gwonam: No!
Link: No!
King Harkinian: Take them away!
Fari: Yes, my liege!
Dr. Robotnik's was entitled Mop Mop Mop. It is no longer on YouTube because the person who uploaded it closed their account. Well, here are the lyrics from memory...
Dr. Robotnik: Silence! I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-, doo, doo, doo. I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-- (Indistinct)
He ruins my schemes! He escapes my traps! He helps nice people! He ruins my schemes! He escapes my traps! He helps nice IDIOTS!
I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-, doo, doo, doo! I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgehog you should've captured!
Coconuts: This means I am falling in my promotion, huh?
Dr. Robotnik: Promotion!? You should've swiped them!
Coconuts: But, but--
Dr. Robotnik: I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class! Now go mop up the dungeon!
Coconuts: Wha?
Dr. Robotnik: Mop, mop, mop the dungeon cell! Mop, mop, mop the main reservoir! Mop, mop, mop the crud and sludge! Mop, mop, mop my pingas!
Coconuts: Huh?
Dr. Robotnik: Mop, mop, mop the other robots! Mop, mop, mop the ice territory! Mop, mop, mop outside my window! Mop and make it snappy!
I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-, doo, doo, doo! I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-, (Indistinct)
He ruins my schemes! He escapes my traps! He helps nice people! He ruins my schemes! He escapes my traps! He helps nice IDIOTS!
I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgeho-, doo, doo, doo! I hate that hedgeho-, that hedgehog you should've captured!
Scratch: Give us another chance, sir!
Dr. Robotnik: Yes? No! I'm demoting you to scrub chicken, third class! Now go mop up the dungeon!
Scratch and Grounder: Huh?
Dr. Robotnik: Mop, mop, mop the dungeon cell! Mop, mop, mop the main reservoir! Mop, mop, mop the crud and sludge! Mop, mop, mop my pingas!
Scratch and Grounder: Wha?
Dr. Robotnik: Mop, mop, mop the other robots! Mop, mop, mop the ice territory! Mop, mop, mop outside my window! Mop and make it snappy!
Mop, mop, mop the dungeon! Mop the dungeon, mop the dungeon! Mop, mop, mop the dungeon!
Coconuts: No!
Scratch: No!
Dr. Robotnik: Lick more...
Lickboot: Money.
I just made this as a memorial to that video. I just pray that Snively isn't around here snooping as usual!
