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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-08 15:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Fluttershy: Why not have a threesome?

Twilight: FLUTTERSHY?! That would be... very impossible!

Fluttershy:: Impossible no, since Spike has two--

Twilight: I hatched him, I know very well about his dual biology.

Fluttershy: You mean his... two... hands.

Twilight: 0_0 Yeah, yeah... his totally two hands... ha... ha... ha...

Fluttershy: Okay, by that logic, wouldn't it be simpler for all of us to have a fivesome since we ponies have four hoofs.

Twilight: Oh, never mind...

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Darkvader2016 In reply to GryphonStar5678 [2019-05-08 15:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow Dash: You’ve been making too many fanfictions.

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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-08 16:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Twilight: It's not like that at all... I just accidently walk in on him while he came out of the bathroom one time.

Rainbow: And his two 'hands' were just hanging out.

Twilight: Yes!

Fluttershy: Bathroom? We still talking about hands, aren't we?

Rainbow: I bet his 'hands' weren't as big as Soarin.

Twilight: Why would I take the time to measure?!

Fluttershy: Doesn't Rarity usually do the measuring?

Rainbow: Yeah, I'm sure she measure plenty of 'hands'.

Twilight: Will you stop that?!

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Darkvader2016 In reply to GryphonStar5678 [2019-05-08 16:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Pinkie Pie: Whats we talking about, y’all?

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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-08 16:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow: We're talking "hands'.

Pinkie Pie: Wait, you mean that thing Deadpool use to hold his stuffed unicorns.

Rainbow:... Yes. I think so? Wait what?

Pinkie Pie: Come on, don't tell me you didn't know Deadpool likes to F$%# his stuffed unicorns.

Rainbow: 0_0

Twilight: 0_0

Fluttershy: 0_0

Rainbow: I thought Twilight had strange fetishes.

Twilight: Hey, I did not touch Spike's 'hands' ever!

Fluttershy: Wait... there are fetishes that involve hands. I thought the best ones involve feet.

Pinkie Pie: Well, in retrospect, Twilight does prefer sleeping with human Flash over pony Flash.

*Pony Flash screams in horror in the distance.*

Fluttershy: Sleep? Wait, have you all been talking about sex this whole time!

Twilight: Oh, now you figure it out?!

Rainbow: And here, I thought she figured it out when Pinkie Pie said F$%#.

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Darkvader2016 In reply to GryphonStar5678 [2019-05-08 17:32:45 +0000 UTC]

Starlight: Rainbow Danger Dash! Watch your language!

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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-08 19:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow: WHAT?! Pinkie Pie said it first.

Twilight: Pinkie Pie a lot of things, doesn't mean you have to repeat them.

Starlight: Also Twilight, please stop with the dirty thoughts.

Twilight: Wait, what? Rainbow Dash started it.

Rainbow: No I didn't. If anything Fluttershy started it with the threesome comment.

Fluttershy: Wait, you thought I was talking about sex. I wasn't, I just thought it that Spike could give a back rub to both Applejack and Rarity--

*Fluttershy turns around half through her words and stops upon seeing what Spike, Rarity and Applejack were doing this entire time while being excluded from the conversation. "

Fluttershy: What are they doing?!

Rainbow: 0_0

Twilight: 0_0

Starlight: 0_0

Spike: Get your minds out of the gutter, we just making pie.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, can I have apple pie?

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Darkvader2016 In reply to GryphonStar5678 [2019-05-09 05:07:45 +0000 UTC]

Applejack: Knock yourself out. C’ here,

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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-10 00:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow: So you three aren't going to...

Rarity: Don't be so barbaric Rainbow Dash.

Spike: We certainly not going to try something like that you four are right here.

*Suddenly a twisted idea popped into Rarity's head. Without warning she stepped on Spike's tail, making him belge green over the group. Before they could realize it, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Starlight were in canterlot.*

Rainbow: Wait, what? Huh?

Twilight: I'm pretty sure we just got kicked out of the conversation.

Starlight: Damn, and here I thought Rainbow Dash was the only one with a dirty mind.

Rainbow: Langauge! And how the dirty one. Pinkie Pie--

Pinkie Pie: I lost my chance at that DELICIOUS PIE!  

Twilight: Wait, where is Fluttershy?

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Darkvader2016 In reply to GryphonStar5678 [2019-05-10 02:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Fluttershy: Um...meep?

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GryphonStar5678 In reply to Darkvader2016 [2019-05-11 05:01:21 +0000 UTC]

*8 months later *

Twilight: We thought it started on a dirty note--

Rainbow: Which we were completely wrong about.

Starlight: But it still ended on a dirty note.

Pinkie Pie: Wait, I thought it ended with Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack, getting pregnant.

Rainbow: Shut the F$%# up Pinkie Pie.

Starlight: Will you stop with the language already?!

Rainbow: I'll stop once you stop F$%#ing Sunburst!

Starlight: What do my relationships have to with your language?

Twilight: At least we now know that dragon hybrids are very possible. Right? Right? Right?

*None of them care to comment to her on that.*

Twilight: Oh, who am I kidding we should stop them when we had the chance.

Pinkie Pie: Well, you know what the worst part of all of this...

Starlight: More poor uses of language?

Twilight: Possible new diseases inherited from this new breed that Spike has sired?

Rainbow: Me, losing my secret crush to my best man?
Pinkie Pie: I never got to eat that DELICIOUS PIE!  

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Gengyyy In reply to Silvy2 [2019-01-04 15:21:02 +0000 UTC]

We need a 'like this comment' feature.

So here's my 'like':
   

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