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So, after a few years passing, and many, many metal shows attended, i couldn't help but to notice the diferent archetypes and demographics in the metalhead culture that i kept coming across.And since i never saw any kind of descriptive charts that accurately portrayed the metal subculture i so dearly know and love, i decided to do it myself!
So, based on people that i know, people that i merely saw, often or not that often, and on blunt personal experience, i began scribbling out a few, and constructed many more in my mind, which is to say, that there will be quite a few before i'm done.
Also remember this is not meant to offend. It's all harmless satire, more often than not
So yes. Hope you enjoy Luso's Handy Guide to Metalheads
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I still remember when I first got into metal, then I found these. Still golden, even after all of these years
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I love black metal & I'm anything but a racist
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You need the old metalhead like me: raised on Iron Butterfly, Sabbath, Deep Purple; listened to Maiden, Priest, Slayer, Anthrax in high school, tried virtually all the subcategories; generally easygoing and happy, except when talking about how 'metal doesn't get the attention it deserves'; wears old jeans and very old tour shirts, work boots; shaved head--better to avoid the bald spot XD
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Gotta love dem boots, though. With my kicks and those boots, I'd destroy concrete walls......maybe walls of moshers...nah that's unprofessional
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Throw atheist in the mix and drop the smoking, then it's me spot on!
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This seems more like this is describing those metal elitists more than black metallers.
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Hmm. I have a crewcut, don't smoke at all, and definitely not on the skinny side, but otherwise yup. 
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He committed suicide.Β
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This Is Kinda Funny. It's Not Everyday I Get To Laugh At Myself. Thanks For Sharing.
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I've seen this for quite a bit and I've finally found the author.
Great job!
The Satanism/ΓsatrΓΊ part is amusing.
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Possibly Right wing or Racist. LOLOL. Ill say some of these things aren't quite true, while some might be.
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errrmagherd sooo fuckn metal bruh swhut up all of ur ar just haterzzzzz jb and 1d aka true metal forrrrr LYYYYYYFFFFF!!!!! (I'm Joking, Hopefully it's obvious XD )
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hahaha majority of all my ex's look an act like this haha good job
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well then the number of band themes certainly isn't any indication of that
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I know, I am kind of ashamed of the majority of Black metallers, racism is retarded.
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PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
NOW THAT"S EPIC
I listen to black metal and i know a lot of people like that - no matter the gender.
"Odinist and satanist at the same time" PHAHHA
Off course I know a lot of black metals that are not like that but this is an archetype after all. And t's quite true for some
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Hahahahahaha, I find it a bit accurate, and I question myself: "How the bloody hell can you be an Odinist and a Satanist at the same time?"
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Needs Doomsters, Prog metal snobs and gothic metal...guys. Other than that, spot on and great
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i fucking love ur art. its so true. awesome <3
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BrΓΌtal. I really like all this "Metal Culture" stuff. Verygood job man. I look like this the most of time, but I must notiffie a little error:
I don't drink little.
No, seriously, I love it.
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# The biggest problem of the Black Metal is the Racism, kids. Beware of it. #
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I like your unique artistic portrayal of "Metal Culture" it indicates to me that you are a mastery at the subject.
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thanks, i try
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Well after going through all your Metalheads and not recognising myself in any, I get to the last one, and here I am.
You need a Doom/Stoner/Drone Metalhead for your archive too.
-Long hair, filthy yet appears exceptionally groomed
-Faded T-shirt of a band with "bong" in the name, with many holes in
-Often Japanese and very quiet
-Fascination with nature and death
-Heavy weed/drink/psychedelic drug usage
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How come they don't put on heavy coats of black mascera around their eyes? That's if they wanted to go FREAKY like Marylin Mason.
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That's 'goth.' We're not goth.
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ah!; I see!
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