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Published: 2015-07-09 16:21:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 6906; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 16
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funfact: several hunters die each year from being humped to death by bucks. yeah, not the most gentle lovers.......Related content
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I laughed when I saw the picure, then I saw the description.........
I laughed even harder
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yup. one of my uncles was a casualty. and honestly? we were laughing at his funeral. what a way to go....... his tombstone reads "karma's a bitch" and we have a little bronze plaque under it saying "Or rather, it'll make you its bitch"
my uncle was hilarious, always making horrible jokes and puns. we thought it fitting.
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Sorry if I offened you or something, it was just a joke o3o
If that really happened then sorry for your loss... And lol.
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oh! no worries! it happened years ago XD im not at all offended
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Oh phew, I got really worried! XD
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well...that's a nice story,thank god deer are kinda rare in england
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lol, ya'll use to have the biggest deer of all. google the irish elk, why don't ya XD the stags could get 9ft tall!, or for you, 3 meters. and their antlers? 4m across
But, I live in the great plains of the USA. We have so many deer that most trucks automatically come with a grill bumper. they're designed so that hitting a deer won't cave in the nose of the car. That's why hunting is such a big sport here. you can even get antler-less hunting licenses that allow you to kill does and fauns
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bloody hell...im never going to Ireland in case some magical bs gets involved and i get bloody killed by one im just gonna stay in my room where ill be safe...yeah
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no worries sweet heart. the irish elk is extinct
oh, and its unlikely that they'd choose you. see, in order to attract bucks, hunters often use mating calls and cover themselves with doe urine.
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i think i saw i vid on youtube where a hunter used doe urine to attract a buck and it didn't turn out how he thought it would,the buck basically started to try and mate with him XD
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That's basically how it usually happens..... you can get that stuff at walmart. well, the pheromones. idk if they still sell the actual urine
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wow imagine that going to a shop to buy pee just wow id rather save my money up for something else
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right? I just spent $5 on 3 lbs of dead animal pelts and skins. its all prospective, really.
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i mean i bet the pee cost more than that and then there getting the gun and the bullets and well i think you'd lose more than you gain in was its just easyer too get the pelt unless your planning to make it like a full time thing
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hunting is more for pleasure. and in my state, hunters are rewarded for bagging enough deer
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well i guess it is a hobby to some also i have nothing against hunters as long as what they hunt is not endangered or killed is a inhumane way, i know how hunting some animals stops them from over eating/breeding and killing off a large majority (if not all) of that race in that area .
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thats exactly why im all for it. you have no idea how many fauns we would get each year that were found hiding behind their mothers corpse on the highway. the deer population has become so much healthier since the gov. started regulating it. I dont want it to go so far as it did with driving away the pronghorn, but crashes in the ecosystem can be devastating to the point where even humans are hugely effective. no worries about them suddenly disappearing tho. the more forests we chop down to replace with suburbs and corn fields, the more deer will thrive. Like racoon, the human made ecosystem is practically perfect to deer.
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My uncle told me horror stories........
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