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Description Yesterday I did the Head Girl (I wish!!!), however, what I really wanted to do was the Head Nurse... No double entendre intended here, she does exactly what it says on the tin (or bucket in this case) .... On reflection maybe the bucket was in poor taste.

Unfortunately I scaled it down by 50% so now you can't read her ID tag     HEAD NURSE/Ophelia Cumming /Protein Specialist

Off to bed with me!
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Comments: 34

Sterling557 [2017-03-07 03:49:57 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful Nurse. I love her lingerie.  
... And I feel a bit of a fever heat hitting me.  I should drop by the Hospital for an exam by that nurse.

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madaigual In reply to Sterling557 [2017-03-07 18:19:57 +0000 UTC]

Sorry to disappoint Sterling557 , no exam because she's not actually medically trained, she's only the Head Nurse (hence the knee pads and bucket) 

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Sterling557 In reply to madaigual [2017-03-08 10:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes I am having heat in my "little head."
She will be perfect to calm it's inflamation.

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japender61 [2016-07-25 03:54:42 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure this is covered by my insurance?  Very sexy!  Love all the red, fabulous bra and nylons (I assume the panties match), awesome lipstick.  Nice that the pillow and kneepads match her ensemble.  Love her open mouth, anticipation perhaps?  Her blue eyes are amazing, they really stand out, especially framed by her red hair.  Scorching!

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madaigual In reply to japender61 [2016-07-25 12:00:49 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the "subliminal message" on the wall  

 ..... No, sadly no matching panties....Nor hips, shoulders, arms, hands, toes: my philosophy being "If you can't see it then it's not there"  (the entire room is just what you see) Good example:  nun  >>>  church


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DiDark666 [2016-02-12 23:17:31 +0000 UTC]

very sexy !

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Phyl-CGI [2015-02-16 01:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Quite irresistible if she wasn't wearing knee pads?

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madaigual In reply to Phyl-CGI [2015-03-10 21:26:09 +0000 UTC]

She really does need the knee pads to be the "head" nurse


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Phyl-CGI In reply to madaigual [2015-03-10 21:35:38 +0000 UTC]

There's something valuable that we used to drop on the floors. Most of the time, they have more than one purpose at the same time. For example: the pleasure of the eye, sometimes even it satisfies the ego of its owner. They may also play a role of isolation (noise, warmth).
In a few seconds, I will remember its name.... Let me think... 
          

Yes!
I remember: we used to call them: "Carpets"
They protect the knees, too
And the butt cheeks, too, by the way...

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madaigual In reply to Phyl-CGI [2015-03-10 21:59:11 +0000 UTC]

"Occupational Health and Safety".... No carpets in hospitals Y-Phil, that would make hospitals "nice" and that's not allowed!

Actually, last week I accidentally smashed a hospital door, I foolishly imagined that it would be wide enough to accommodate my wife's wheelchair.... It wasn't! So now you know Y-Phil, doors in Spanish hospitals are not wide enough for wheelchairs

Butt cheeks? Wouldn't that be the proctology department? Nurse Cumming is a protein specialist, but she's open to suggestions



 

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Phyl-CGI In reply to madaigual [2015-03-10 22:16:16 +0000 UTC]

100% of the time, the hospitals are the most dangerous places in which you have the mosts chances to catch something you don't want... with or without carpets...
I don't know for Spanish hospîtals but here in my region: if your blood is not currently changing the color of the walls, you are in great danger simply because the so-called specialists are too occupied elsewhere and are making you wait, wait, wait and wait.

So I think that carpets could be a rather good idea. with smiling nurses (rare!), with or without knee pads...

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madaigual In reply to Phyl-CGI [2015-03-10 22:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Wait? In !!!!!  No, no, no, no .... !
Didn't Benjamin Franklin say "there were only three things certain in life: death, taxes and Swiss punctuality"?

(Maybe you're not actually in Switzerland Y-Phil, it's an easy mistake to make: My own sister-in-law told us that she was living in Switzerland, a town called "Megève", but the strange thing was that her letters always had French stamps on them


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Phyl-CGI In reply to madaigual [2015-03-10 22:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Nope: Megève is in France, but Geneve is in Switzerland.
Greats towns have great hospitals, most of the time linked to universities. But I live in a small town with a small hospital. And the damn'fucking money managers of the Health system have decided to lower the  number of small hospitals. In one or two years, the nearest one will be 20kms away from us, whereas the one in my town will be reduced to a kind of emergency entry point.
When you don't live in a big town, you'd better be in good health...
But rest assured: the top specialists of the health system are still very, very, very, very well paid. 10 to 154 years ago, a specialist in Radiology were paid 15'000 Swiss Francs (not converted in today's real value) to work... 2 days a week. In Lausanne.
Meanwhile, the health insurances are still frankly high. And that does not depend on your salary, except if you are in what we call the working poors: they have a job, get paid each month, but not enough to have a decent life.

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madaigual In reply to Phyl-CGI [2015-03-10 23:22:43 +0000 UTC]

"When you don't live in a big town, you'd better be in good health" The very reason I left Ireland (nearest "hospital" +60km of B-roads away).
2 (3?) years ago when Cristina's lungs suddenly stopped working my old Citroen BX got her to the hospital (2km) in 3 minutes (that included an eternal minute waiting for the car to "stand up"...) Had it been 20km, as you mentioned, she'd have been dead

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Phyl-CGI In reply to madaigual [2015-03-10 23:32:14 +0000 UTC]

1 minute to let that good old Citroen to lift its old chassis + 2 minutes driving + 2 to 3 hours waiting in the hospital...   
Same for me, actually. Except that I don't have to wait the first minute   

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Sakura2k9 [2015-02-14 08:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Sexy!!!

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Blades-123 [2015-02-10 22:14:32 +0000 UTC]

! Damn funny and damn sexy too.

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madaigual In reply to Blades-123 [2015-02-11 14:15:01 +0000 UTC]



I wonder why hospitals don't have "Head Nurses" for real.  I know a woman who does it professionally for dogs (with her hand of course!) and they do it for horses, pigs, etc. so why not us?   Maybe the NHS would collapse the day it started!


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Blades-123 In reply to madaigual [2015-02-11 14:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I'd be prepared to pay more tax for the service!

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phraught [2015-02-10 06:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Yup you're right, I can't read the name take - and I can barely ready the bottle - looks like some sort of mouthwash.   I do love the collection of make-up accessories.

Ya gotta keep the bucket - it's the best reflections in the whole scene!  (on reflection, indeed!)

And the hair!   Eau my gawd - you did hair.     I like it!!

And a few other details...  I'll leave for later/others.   But I am mystified (so far) about the cushion.  Oh, or maybe not - maybe that goes along with another detail...

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madaigual In reply to phraught [2015-02-10 13:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Indeed phraught, although the knee pads do help there is still some discomfort produced by pressure points on the patella, greatly reduced through use of the cushion  - thoughtfully provided by Nurse Cummings' proud grandmother who had always imagined that her wayward granddaughter would never amount to much. So Gran was more than impressed when Ophelia was promoted from Resident Streetwalker to Head Nurse in just 3 weeks following an intensive training course with...  ...everyone really!   

NB Granny also provided the bucket, so Ophelia can take her work home with her and show Granny how busy she's been ..... I best stop here!



BTW it is mouthwash (fresh mint), you wouldn't begrudge her that, would you?

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phraught In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 19:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Indeed - the knee pads were the clue.   And no - I would not begrudge her the mouthwash.    

(I had to look up NB as well... )

You know, this is funny, delightful, and right on the edge of being hugely disgusting:  in a word, a masterpiece!

Once again - well done, sir!

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Loisishot1 In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 15:34:42 +0000 UTC]

I could not have said it better! AWESOME!!! TY TY

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NICELabs [2015-02-10 01:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Such a lovely nurse  Nice name  I would think her name was Nurse Spitz, but I see she can appreciate a good Swallow or two  

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madaigual In reply to NICELabs [2015-02-10 13:55:08 +0000 UTC]

Hand on heart NICELabs, I hung that picture up just for you!

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NICELabs In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 14:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Normally one would be offended if someone were 'giving them the bird' but this nurse is such a lovely nightingale I don't mind in the least

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madaigual In reply to NICELabs [2015-02-10 16:56:47 +0000 UTC]

You velly crever NICERabs!!!! Thought I'd snared you with the swallow pic and then you  double-whammy me with "the bird"

Moral:
   Don't mess with the best 'cause the best don't mess!

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NICELabs In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 17:25:25 +0000 UTC]

I truly enjoy our back-and-forths.  Your art is always spectacular and engages the senses, but I love how it's a challenge to the mind as well

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daleksupreme [2015-02-10 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Noice! I like her knee pads. Clearly a caring professional.

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madaigual In reply to daleksupreme [2015-02-10 13:56:11 +0000 UTC]

The cushion was her gran's idea, but it does help!

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daleksupreme In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 19:09:41 +0000 UTC]

Her gran is a very wise woman.

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Venom-V13 [2015-02-10 00:23:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol, nice work!

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madaigual In reply to Venom-V13 [2015-02-10 13:38:21 +0000 UTC]

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Venom-V13 In reply to madaigual [2015-02-10 21:54:17 +0000 UTC]

XD

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