Comments: 17
timmainsson [2017-05-17 16:29:13 +0000 UTC]
Principal N. Rockwell would be proud of this work
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CMoney31 [2017-04-21 07:20:47 +0000 UTC]
Officer: "Scootaloo. You can come in now." Scootaloo walks into the office, and sits in a chair that's in front of a desk, "Alright, Scootaloo, I need you to stop doing what you keep coming here for."
Scootaloo: "So, you want me to not beat up the boys that tried to break my wings?"
Officer: "Look, if they got to you instead, then I wouldn't be protective of them. They would've been gone after five times, but instead I'm getting nearly terminated for defending you and letting you get away with fights ten times."
Scootaloo: "But I was defending myself against them, and you know it."
Officer: "I do know that, but the next time I see you, you're going to the facility that no one comes back from... I'm sorry, but those are my new orders. I'm sorry my daughter."
Scootaloo: "B-but dad! Can't you-"
Officer: "The next time I defend you, I get sent to the same place with you. And knowing my stubbornness, I probably would try to defend you again. That's what a father does..." Gunfire is heard in the distance, "Какого черта!?" the gunfire stops, and a man walks into the office while the officer draws a Makarov pistol, "An American!"
"Hey, I only cleared out almost everyone because they all shot first. Don't shoot, and you can report me all you want."
Officer: "... How is life in America? Is it safe for children?"
"I mean... We have places like Disneyland, public education, and other crap."
Officer: "... Will you take my child with you?"
"This girl? The one who left five kids with the inability to reproduce? She'd do good where I live."
Officer: "Then please take her, show her love-"
Scootaloo: "What are you talking about, dad! You'll be sent to that facility you told me about!"
"And I'll break him out of there with the resources I have."
Officer: "You'll just start a conflict, and begin World War III. Just raise her to be an American like you."
The man picks up Scootaloo.
"Will do."
Scootaloo: "Put Me Down!"
Officer: "Don't worry, sweetheart. He will take you to where it's safe..."
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arieldc145 [2017-04-20 22:42:05 +0000 UTC]
Did she get arrested?
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weehawk99 [2017-04-19 18:44:26 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, that smug little face
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BlizzardLight [2017-04-18 19:18:56 +0000 UTC]
Я сейчас заржу... Ментовка, 90-е...
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WidowPeak [2017-04-18 19:17:34 +0000 UTC]
....I feel like I need to know what that sign says
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IrdesTheBrony In reply to WidowPeak [2017-04-18 19:35:08 +0000 UTC]
Roughly "Underage Cases Depot"
That's police.... hopefully it was was worth the trouble, Scoots, because this is trouble.
At least you gave somebody what they deserved, right, Scoots? That's what matters.)
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WidowPeak In reply to IrdesTheBrony [2017-04-18 20:18:08 +0000 UTC]
I commented, and then saw your comment ^^"
This Scoot has been through rough times...
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TheSleepyDrizzle [2017-04-18 18:25:11 +0000 UTC]
Кажись, Лапкин Ложкин огребла-таки)
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Baron-Engel [2017-04-18 18:11:59 +0000 UTC]
Looks like someone is visiting the Principal's office....again.
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dreadwolfclaw [2017-04-18 16:19:23 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, wonder who started the fight? no matter, hope she finished it
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