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Description I'm really here, screwing
doing it hard and fast
I'm like
Jeremy Irons or something
that can't be right..

Ron Jeremy

Yeh, that's it.
you like that
it's definately Ron Jeremy
Jeremy Irons was in Lolita
that was a good film, recorded over it though

She seems to be enjoying it
Look at her face
I quite like Jeremy Irons though
but i bet he never had sex like this.
Ron Jeremy on the other hand

there's an image I didn't want
Ron Jeremy
..on the other hand
I'm losing the pace, here
she's going to think I'm not interested

Best not to tell her who you've been thinking of
Oh, well, Honey..
Speed up and look at her in the eyes..
It was Jeremy Irons..    ..The Actor?
And Ron Jeremy

Oh well, that's alright then
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Comments: 31

Ohdearmilk [2009-06-03 04:05:39 +0000 UTC]

This is Hilarious~! xD

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rociusBeast [2008-02-18 08:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Thats an interesting perspective. I liked it.

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LazyLinePainterJohn [2006-08-12 19:25:14 +0000 UTC]

That's rather superb. You could do even more with it ("Ron Jeremy... did he invent scientology?"), but it loses nothing by being brief.

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manmadeofjam In reply to LazyLinePainterJohn [2006-08-15 11:21:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, y'know it wasnt something that entered my head. my now that you come to mention it I must get on with a whole new rhyming scheme..

idly perouse this space!

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metalhead69 [2005-12-04 05:44:16 +0000 UTC]

...male film stars, baseball (isn't that what they say to think of?)...whatever works for ya...

I'll tell ya, Ron Jeremy isn't a pretty sight for a chick to think of either...maybe 25 years ago he was, but not anymore...LOL

I'll go with Adam Stone, although seeing Ron Jeremy's name did get me to look. Your poem made me laugh...thanks...and don't worry so much, just enjoy it.

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manmadeofjam [2005-11-30 11:42:53 +0000 UTC]

well well, who would of thought it?

thanks all.

must try and scribble some more.

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fallen-princess [2005-11-30 06:05:28 +0000 UTC]

hahaha nice work

you've created a really great pace with the words here, really does have some kind of momentum to it, just like sex. nicely done

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radiophonic [2005-11-30 05:05:07 +0000 UTC]

Dig the idea. Solid and well executed.
Rock on.

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Vyvrhovat [2005-11-30 02:26:06 +0000 UTC]

So, I basically love you.

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Jon-Law [2005-11-30 02:18:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure I'd laugh myself silly if I ever read transcriptions of what I thought during sex. Interesting presentation, I dig. The semi-elipses ("..") bother me, but otherwise it's well done. Jeremy Irons is great.

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Naseni [2005-11-30 01:20:17 +0000 UTC]

I just don't get it... enjoyed it.

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Gnome101 [2005-11-30 00:38:23 +0000 UTC]

well I guess I need to be the one to defend the 'good' guys. I'm am sure there are times when the mind wonders to whatever it wanders to, but I find those times are far and few between the focused times.

Perhaps I can offer an antidote.................

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So here we are again, boy is he persistant,

And away he goes...

Does it have to be like a jockey race everytime?

Wait...did I mail that card to my brother...

:shifts positions:

Why isn't he as quick as he was a couple days ago....

Boy I hope that delivery comes tommorrow...

Oh wait...he's almost done....:a few vocalizations of encouragment:

Did I shut off the porch lite....

mmmmmmm cuddle time

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yes I know this is butchered, and very dramatized. I am not saying this is a challenge to the above deviation, but since no-one else said it...I did. I think that femals think MORE than men when in the deed.

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Glitterati [2005-11-30 00:29:20 +0000 UTC]

I liked it. I liked that it seemed to have a pace, hard and fast...
Good job.

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quargthefeeble [2005-11-29 22:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic. I thought it was all goth poetry and weird erotica in the dA Poetry and Prose bit.

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Rose-of-a-Gypsy [2005-11-29 22:15:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!! I love it.

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mdog02 [2005-11-29 21:35:32 +0000 UTC]

hehe... This guy is doing way too much thinking during the wild thing, and while that can be a serious mistake it's something that can happen to anyone, and I love the thoughts that are going through his mind. That Jeremy/Jeremy thing is priceless, and “that was a good film, recorded over it though” grounds the scenario and gives it sort of a matter-of-fact nuance that enhances it beautifully. I think it's fantastic that this poem got a DD... hell, it's the first thing that's put a smile on my face all day, and that in itself is worth an accolade or two.

“Best not to tell her who you've been thinking of”
That's probably a good idea, but I can't help but wonder which “Jeremy” the lady would prefer: the suave gentleman with the handsome craggy features, or the unfortunate looking putz who's got that thing about him...

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lelekelley [2005-11-29 21:01:39 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done.

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Mondo-The-Maniac [2005-11-29 20:57:20 +0000 UTC]

Fucking incredible, as far as it goes. This is too choppy to be something that I'd fav, but the word usage and all of that- I identify with it, completely.

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PolkaDotLemons [2005-11-29 20:43:13 +0000 UTC]

awesome poem, i love when someone can just communicate stuff they really think about, which is often weird. this made me laugh too, thanks.

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antipopchrist [2005-11-29 20:15:58 +0000 UTC]

dude, awesome

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hamimo [2005-11-29 19:50:13 +0000 UTC]

interesting - i love it when such one random thought can be encompassed within a larger debate

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Sonneillon- [2005-11-29 18:04:00 +0000 UTC]

haha. good lord, what a read. it's making me wonder how many other people do a "jeremy irons", no, no, a "ron jeremy"

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munson [2005-11-29 17:59:36 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmmm.... I don't really know what to think about this one...

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Comtessa [2005-11-29 15:14:32 +0000 UTC]

*giggles* Now we all know!!

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Aryxa [2005-11-29 14:32:07 +0000 UTC]

I hate to say it, but I think that may be true sometimes...

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bloatedcow [2005-11-29 13:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Silly, although I would say it embodies the essence of raw spirituality, ancient zen masturbation slogan (one hand clapping)


Muhuahahahahahahah.

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yuppy64 [2005-11-29 09:59:35 +0000 UTC]


I loved it, fantastic work!

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Trunxgurl [2005-11-29 08:51:52 +0000 UTC]

woah.. that is like hardcore... very cool...

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railroadearth6 [2005-11-29 08:50:48 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, that's brilliant.

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imperfect [2005-11-28 17:21:49 +0000 UTC]

This is very entertaining

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tangled-up-in-blue [2005-11-28 07:59:57 +0000 UTC]

oh my goodness.
that was amazing.

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