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Requested by of UT Toriel reacting to US Paps smoking, she's not too pleased xDRelated content
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Toriel: papyrus, you should not smoke! It is bad for your lungs!
papyrus: well, gaster lived looooong ago before he disappeared...
toriel: did he smoked?
papyrus: no, he learned to mind his own business.
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It is a bad habit. Mamma Toriel is on the job so you better watch your back Swap. She is not impressed and might confiscate your smokes and flush them down the toilet so I hope you have a secret stashΒ
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I like to think he has secret stashes of honey, rather than smokes lol
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"Smoking is bad, Papyrus! I don't care whether you have lungs or not"
It makes me wonder when he picked up that bad habit.
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Not a clue lol 
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Same here and I wonder why. Sans doesn't have a bad habit, does he?
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Hmm. Not that I recall, other than the bad puns- perhaps Swap does less puns because he smokes? xD
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People also keep Sans telling bad puns, maybe that too has something to do with it
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OMG THANK YOU
ALL THE COMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY
I bet he's smoking weed
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Welcome!
HAhahah, who knows-! But it might be a normal cigarette xD
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I guess so but I bet he's just making it look like that so he doesn't get get kicked out THAT bad
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CHILD ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SKELETON CANCER
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HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE LUNGS THO
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PAPYRUS
PAPYRUS NO
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU PAPYRUS
IT'LL TURN YOUR TEETH YELLOW
NO ONE WILL EVER WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU STANK SO BAD
PAPYRUS
PAPYRUS STAHP
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Gotta be mindful of that second hand smoke that could be harmful to those of us with lungs, US!Pap.
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Toriel: And what do you think you're doing young man?!
US!Paps: Uhm... smoking?
Toriel: Unacceptable! I am sorry, but smoking is dangerous to health and not allowed in this household.
US!Paps: Dangerous? You do realize skeletons do not have lungs, right?Β
Toriel: Urm...
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Ahhah!
She could turn that argument around, but I doubt he could win xD, even if toriel points out SHE has lungs, he could easily just walk away "All better."
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I think Toriel SHOULDN'T be mad, since skeletons don't have actual lungs.
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Yes but, he's being a bad role model lol
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Yeah, definetly. We wouldn't want Frisk to smoke 'coz of him, wouldn't we?
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