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Published: 2013-01-05 04:46:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 1008; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 2
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Your goal in Top Secret Spies is to reach the end of the board without anyone else realizing which colour you're playing. It is a game designed especially for people who have beards to rub. In fact I think the game should just come with fake beards in the box.
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Comments: 17

manda-j-panda [2013-01-06 06:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... so nobody looks at the board while people are moving their pieces? It seems like it would be really hard to resist looking xD

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mellapants In reply to manda-j-panda [2013-01-07 20:00:14 +0000 UTC]

You can move anybody's pieces, not just yours. You roll a die and then you can move any piece or combination of pieces as many spaces as the die shows. That's why it's so sneaky. You roll a six and then you move, say, orange one space, red two spaces and gray three spaces. So are you orange, red or gray? Or did you move those pieces just to distract people and you are really blue?

You have to get your spy to certain spots on the board to earn points, but you have to do it indirectly because if people know who is who, they can predict what you will do and block your efforts.

So everybody is looking all the time but it's still really hard to guess!

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manda-j-panda In reply to mellapants [2013-01-08 02:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Whoa- that's even sneakier than I realized! Yeah, it would be really hard to tell!

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ElizaMoonchild [2013-01-05 20:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Or you could buy a fluffy white cat and pet it while chuckling evilly.

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mellapants In reply to ElizaMoonchild [2013-01-07 20:03:02 +0000 UTC]

I would love to but I'm allergic and sneezing really ruins that evil genius effect. Maybe if I sat in a tank of water petting a giant carp...

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ElizaMoonchild In reply to mellapants [2013-01-08 04:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Angler fish look more menacing. But, you'd have to have a deep-sea evil lair for that so that the fish doesn't deflate from lack of pressure.

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Captain-Savvy [2013-01-05 18:05:34 +0000 UTC]

I've done this to my husband's beard before because of my lack of beard during ponderous moments XD

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mellapants In reply to Captain-Savvy [2013-01-07 20:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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LukasEnricBS [2013-01-05 12:06:43 +0000 UTC]

In process of getting the beard, now I only need the game

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DemondGust [2013-01-05 06:17:29 +0000 UTC]

.. there is nothing quite like the feel of a newly shaven stubble

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mellapants In reply to DemondGust [2013-01-07 20:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Not even sandpaper? XD

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DemondGust In reply to mellapants [2013-01-07 20:35:07 +0000 UTC]

ah.. good point.. but sandpaper leaves grains on your hand

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mellapants In reply to DemondGust [2013-01-08 05:38:53 +0000 UTC]

Ooo, you're right!

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Paddy-Wolfe [2013-01-05 05:40:50 +0000 UTC]

There could be an entire industry of detachable beards for women. The Spy would be the biggest seller of course.

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mellapants In reply to Paddy-Wolfe [2013-01-05 05:46:58 +0000 UTC]

With the Religious Mob coming in a close second!

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LukasEnricBS In reply to mellapants [2013-01-05 23:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, for the good old fashioned stonings I assume?

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mellapants In reply to LukasEnricBS [2013-01-07 20:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Yep, you don't want to be seen at a stoning without your beard on.

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