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MensjeDeZeemeermin — American Dragon
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Published: 2016-06-09 04:35:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 4218; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 0
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For DidlikaAmerican dragon... gonna take your gold...
American dragon, she gonna loot your gold.
Mm, American dragon wants all your gold...
Mm, American dragon... Gonna grab that gold...
Say D
Say R
Say A
Say G
Say O
N
Say AAAAAAAAUGH!
American dragon... got a dragon spell
American dragon... She don't chomp and tell!
American dragon... got a dragon spell
AUGH!
American dragon, stay away from me
American dragon, please just let me be!
Don't come a-swoopin' through my door
Don't like those fangs... Don't like that roar!
When I saw that gout of flame I knew
That you would do what dragons do...
Now dragon, I said stay away
American dragon, listen what I say!
American dragon, get away from me
American dragon, stop that, let me be
Don't come a-breakin' down my door!
Don't wanna flee your shadow no more
Dragon eyes can hypnotize!
Enspell someone else's eyes!
Now dragon, I said fly away
American dragon, listen what I say, HEY!
American dragon, beggin' go away
American dragon, listen what I pray!
Don't come a-burnin through my front door
Don't like the fire, don't like the roar!
Boy, I need some war machines!
Wish you'd learn to eat your greens!
Dragon eyes can hypnotize!
Enspell someone else's eyes!
Now dragon, get away from me
American dragon, would you let me be?
Whoa, have to get away, haveta get away
Oh, no no no!
I'm gonna flee you, dragon
Gonna flee you, dragon
My thigh!
My eye!
I cry!
Sigh, sigh!
You're too big for me
I'm no food for you
Try to look you right in the eye!
But too scared of you!
You know I'm gonna flee!
You know I'm gonna run!
You know I'm gonna heave!
You know I'm gonna freak, dragon
I'm gonna flee ya, dragon!
Goodbye, American dragon...
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Comments: 15
I made a clown laugh! A slight repayment!
I've known good and very funny clowns.
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SAYS THE CANADIAN! 
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wonderfully done...and as a Canadian, can only say I understand all to well about American dragons!
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BILBO BAGGINS IS A HOSER!
Y'know, Stan Rogers could have belted that out REALLY well.
Thank you very much, and my Holiday best to all above the parallel.
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Oh, it brought back memories of the American Dragon cartoon :3 Thanks for this.
I like the fact that it doesn't rhyme exactly with the words, rather, it creates a way for it to be sung. Like, certain poems just guide you in how to sing/narrate them. This is one of those, in my opinion.
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Thank you, very much. I wonder what the Guess Who would think...
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You're welcome.
Oh well
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I'm really confused why these things don't show up in my notification feed - and this is AWESOME!!!!
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You may certainly list me as a 'friend.' I'm so glad you liked it.
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Hey, very good. I wan hearing the music in my head as I read this.
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Thank you you very much!
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I was with the song on my mind while reading this, its funny as a piece and it must be scary to be visited by the american dragon!!!
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Drives up in a gold Corvette.
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