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Published: 2015-05-09 09:20:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 5869; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 15
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Description In which the fugu is winning.

For those who don't know, "fugu" is a delicacy in Japan made from pufferfish (a.k.a. blowfish). But the specific species of pufferfish used for fugu is also extremely poisonous. Only extremely masterful chefs who have special licenses can prepare fugu dishes. Because otherwise the poison is enough to kill you; although fugu deaths are very, very rare. In order to prepare fugu you have to go through some extremely rigorous training.

But it seems Winslow's love of fish has once again landed him in some hot water as eating just a bit of bad fugu has caused some incredible pains. Thankfully he's a vampire so the fugu's poisoning can't really kill him. But it'll make him bloat like crazy! It's why his belly is purpling, it's all the pufferfish poison in him.

Poor Winslow, but hey look on the bright side - he can sue that chef for millions. Hopefully that'll soften the blow of turning into a giant poison balloon publicly.
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Comments: 21

artst04 [2015-06-05 20:39:19 +0000 UTC]

* rubs his belly*

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-10 05:39:11 +0000 UTC]

sure you wanna do that?

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-11 12:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Why? Will he be upset? *gently rubs the swollen belly*

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-11 23:19:54 +0000 UTC]

yeah kinda.

Winslow doesn't like that kinda stuff

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-12 03:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well suck..... Oh well *wanders off*

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-12 06:46:04 +0000 UTC]

...so that's it?

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-13 21:23:28 +0000 UTC]

*pouts cutely with big kitten eyes* you said he would be mad if I rubbed his belly. I don't want to go among mad people !

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-23 23:23:51 +0000 UTC]

Is that the only thing you do with people?

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-23 23:58:54 +0000 UTC]

No

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-24 23:47:29 +0000 UTC]

well yeah that's why I was asking why you'd just walk away.

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-25 00:07:55 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy hugs, cuddles, rubbing bellies, stuffing others... 

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-25 00:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah none of those are things he likes

At least not from strangers

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-25 01:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Sell I think it makes sense for me to walk away oh very talented artist. Unless there is another guy of yours who might like some affection.

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-25 06:54:46 +0000 UTC]

I mean yeah but if you want to then just shoot me a note to RP.

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-25 12:18:04 +0000 UTC]

Ohh! I would love to!

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DreampressoFox [2015-05-09 22:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Someone should probably get him outta there before he starts...well, doing something that isn't pleasant..

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to DreampressoFox [2015-05-10 11:01:10 +0000 UTC]

...what are you referring to?

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-05-11 00:39:04 +0000 UTC]

I think he means the expulsion of certain gases or exploding. 
Poor guy he needs some activated charcoal and a belly rub. 

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-03 20:50:31 +0000 UTC]

well there's not gonna be any exploding I don't do that in my pics...nor the gas thing either XD

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artst04 In reply to MercurytheWereWulff [2015-06-05 20:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Well good! I don't care for that sort of thing either.

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MercurytheWereWulff In reply to artst04 [2015-06-06 08:15:13 +0000 UTC]

great

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