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Based on a doodle by where Pam has her dyed blue thanks to Zack, we have this little piece here and a story to go with it.

It was just another morning at the Shortman residence, Phil was complaining as usual as Helga made him breakfast, Arnold and Amanda were getting ready for school, Ham was doing his morning workout and everything was business was usual. Except for Zack, who sat on the couch in the living room smirking. Jaron and Taro (who had spent the night) entered the room knowing exactly what it meant.

"What's got him smiling this morning?" Phil asked the Johanssen brothers as he sat down with his breakfast.

"You'll find out," Taro said, "in about 3...2...1"

On cue, the front door opened with a loud bang. Their guest had arrived.

"WHERE IS HE?!!!" demanded a severely pissed off female voice.

All, except Zack, turned to see a blue-haired Pamella Idleberry marching over to Zack, ready to kill.

"You're a dead man, Zackass!" she shouted.

Zack maintained his smirk.

"Such hostility," he said, "you should be thanking me. And watch the language, my sister is in the other room. Tisk tisk."

"Oh I'll thank you alright," Pam snarled, "once I'm done using your blood to turn my hair red again!!!"

"Okay, okay, hold on," Arnold said entering before things got ugly," what's going on here?"

"What's going on here is that your so-called son dyed my hair blue!!!" Pam shouted again.

Arnold looked at his eldest son, who face clearly said he was guilty.

"And I know his two lackeys over there were a part of this!" she said pointing at the Taro and Jaron.

Arnold rubbed the bridge of his nose, not wanting to deal with something like this at time in the morning.

"Okay, Zachary," he said, "explain."

"Sure thing, pop," Zack smirked, "well, it started last night..."

*Five Hours Ago*

Outside the Idleberry residence, Zack, Jaron and Taro had gathered outside, underneath Pam's window.

"Alright, you guys got the stuff?" Zack asked.

"Blue hair dye," Taro said tossing him a bottle, "just what the doctor ordered."

"Excellent," Zack said grinning wickedly, sounding like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, "that red hair of her's will soon be gone."

The plan was in motion, but Jaron was having second thoughts.

"Dudes, I don't think we should go through with this," he said, "What if we get caught?"

"We ain't gonna get caught," Taro said patting on the shoulder, "you need to live a little."

"Yeah, dude," Zack agreed, "but if you don't want to partake, you can stay and watch."

Jaron shrugged and stood next to the ladder as his brother and friend headed up the ladder.

"Told ya she never closes her window, "Zack said as they entered. There on her bed, Pam was sound asleep, nothing could wake her up.

"Alright, ready?"

"Let's do this," Taro smirked shaking the bottle.

*Present Time*

"And there you go," Zack finished. He looked around with both his parents with facepalms, Taro smiling in victory, Jaron worried at what his punishment would be, Phil just shaking his head, and Pam with a very twisted face as if she going to kill him on the spot (which she probably would in the next few seconds).

Arnold finally broke the silence.

"Alright," he said, "Taro, Jaron, I will contact your parents on a reasonable punishment for you twol, though, Jaron, yours won't be as bad."

Jaron sighed with relief.

"I can handle a few weeks of being grounded," he said to himself.

Taro was a bit more worried, knowing how his mom will react.

"And Zack," Arnold continued, "I will let Pam decide how on what your punishment should be."

Zack's pupils shrank as he turned to see Pam with a evil grin plastered on her face. She was going to enjoy this.

"See you at school," she said, "MWAHAHA!!!"

"Oh crap buckets," Zack mumbled under his breath as thoughts of what Pam would have in store from him.

"Okay," came Ham as he entered the room, "what did I just miss?"

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Yeah, the story sounded kinda cheesy, but hey, it was something right?

Let's have The Damned Things play us out, shall we? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdH4SO…

"Life with the Shortmans", Zack, Phil, Ham and Amanda Shortman and Jaron Johanssen -->

Pamella Idleberry --> and :iconSurpSingr:

Taro Johanssen -->

Arnold and Helga --> Craig Bartlett

Description
Based on a doodle by where Pam has her dyed blue thanks to Zack, we have this little piece here and a story to go with it.

It was just another morning at the Shortman residence, Phil was complaining as usual as Helga made him breakfast, Arnold and Amanda were getting ready for school, Ham was doing his morning workout and everything was business was usual. Except for Zack, who sat on the couch in the living room smirking. Jaron and Taro (who had spent the night) entered the room knowing exactly what it meant.

"What's got him smiling this morning?" Phil asked the Johanssen brothers as he sat down with his breakfast.

"You'll find out," Taro said, "in about 3...2...1"

On cue, the front door opened with a loud bang. Their guest had arrived.

"WHERE IS HE?!!!" demanded a severely pissed off female voice.

All, except Zack, turned to see a blue-haired Pamella Idleberry marching over to Zack, ready to kill.

"You're a dead man, Zackass!" she shouted.

Zack maintained his smirk.

"Such hostility," he said, "you should be thanking me. And watch the language, my sister is in the other room. Tisk tisk."

"Oh I'll thank you alright," Pam snarled, "once I'm done using your blood to turn my hair red again!!!"

"Okay, okay, hold on," Arnold said entering before things got ugly," what's going on here?"

"What's going on here is that your so-called son dyed my hair blue!!!" Pam shouted again.

Arnold looked at his eldest son, who face clearly said he was guilty.

"And I know his two lackeys over there were a part of this!" she said pointing at the Taro and Jaron.

Arnold rubbed the bridge of his nose, not wanting to deal with something like this at time in the morning.

"Okay, Zachary," he said, "explain."

"Sure thing, pop," Zack smirked, "well, it started last night..."

*Five Hours Ago*

Outside the Idleberry residence, Zack, Jaron and Taro had gathered outside, underneath Pam's window.

"Alright, you guys got the stuff?" Zack asked.

"Blue hair dye," Taro said tossing him a bottle, "just what the doctor ordered."

"Excellent," Zack said grinning wickedly, sounding like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, "that red hair of her's will soon be gone."

The plan was in motion, but Jaron was having second thoughts.

"Dudes, I don't think we should go through with this," he said, "What if we get caught?"

"We ain't gonna get caught," Taro said patting on the shoulder, "you need to live a little."

"Yeah, dude," Zack agreed, "but if you don't want to partake, you can stay and watch."

Jaron shrugged and stood next to the ladder as his brother and friend headed up the ladder.

"Told ya she never closes her window, "Zack said as they entered. There on her bed, Pam was sound asleep, nothing could wake her up.

"Alright, ready?"

"Let's do this," Taro smirked shaking the bottle.

*Present Time*

"And there you go," Zack finished. He looked around with both his parents with facepalms, Taro smiling in victory, Jaron worried at what his punishment would be, Phil just shaking his head, and Pam with a very twisted face as if she going to kill him on the spot (which she probably would in the next few seconds).

Arnold finally broke the silence.

"Alright," he said, "Taro, Jaron, I will contact your parents on a reasonable punishment for you twol, though, Jaron, yours won't be as bad."

Jaron sighed with relief.

"I can handle a few weeks of being grounded," he said to himself.

Taro was a bit more worried, knowing how his mom will react.

"And Zack," Arnold continued, "I will let Pam decide how on what your punishment should be."

Zack's pupils shrank as he turned to see Pam with a evil grin plastered on her face. She was going to enjoy this.

"See you at school," she said, "MWAHAHA!!!"

"Oh crap buckets," Zack mumbled under his breath as thoughts of what Pam would have in store from him.

"Okay," came Ham as he entered the room, "what did I just miss?"

--------

Yeah, the story sounded kinda cheesy, but hey, it was something right?

Let's have The Damned Things play us out, shall we? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdH4SO…

"Life with the Shortmans", Zack, Phil, Ham and Amanda Shortman and Jaron Johanssen -->

Pamella Idleberry --> and :iconSurpSingr:

Taro Johanssen -->

Arnold and Helga --> Craig Bartlett