The--Predator [2013-04-14 21:53:56 +0000 UTC]
I like his colouration here. I thought he was purple.
About him being a ladies man with lame pick up lines.
Can you IMAGINE him trying to impress Buttercup? That would be so funny to see!
I shudder to think of him trying to impress Dark Bliss or Evil Bliss.
Good Bliss would probably laugh...HARD.
I can see Erika laughing too, she seems like the humorous type that can take a joke, even if Dracon isn't really...you know, joking?
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MetroXLR In reply to The--Predator [2013-04-15 06:32:07 +0000 UTC]
I based the "Annoying Flirt" bit on Daxter
(and, maybe a few other characters whose names escape me at the moment.)
in that despite being a small, scrawny little animal..he believes he is an "Olympian God" to women.
as i stated, Dracon likes to call himself "The Green Lightning"
and, one of his many lame pickup lines is: "Once you Go Green..Everything Else is Obsene."
For comedy reasons, i imagined what it would be like for Dracon to seek therapy.
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Dracon: "You gotta help me doc, PLEASE!!
I can't sleep..I'm up all night watching
Three-Hundred and Sixtey Eight reruns of "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch!!
thoughts of self loathing won't leave me alone..(shouting) WHADDA I DO!!!??"
Psyciratrist: "You must UNDO the reasons you hate yourself."
Dracon: "NO, I mean about "Sabrina!!"
i've get a wicked crush on Melissa Joan Hart."
Psyciratrist: "but..what about the Self-Loathing??"
Dracon: "THAT I can live with."
[Later]
Psyciratrist: "Okay, with this machine.
We are going to link our minds together.
and, with some luck..try an uncover what's bothering you."
(Turns Machine On)
Psyciratrist: "(Entranced) Sweeties..Ladies, Dames, Chicks..
Melissa Joan Hart!!, Rrrrr-Rah-WHOO-HOOO, WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOO!!!!
(speaking faster) BABES!!, HONEYS!!!
IS-MY-SNOUT-TOO-BIG!!?
I'm-a-GUTLESS-COWARD-Who-Lets-My-Best-Friend-Do-All-The-Work!!!
DOLLS!!, DEARIES!! (angrily) GIANT BUG EYED MONKEYS!!!
(exclaiming) GIRLS!!, GIRLS!!, GIIIIIRLS!!!!!!!!"
(Turns Off The Machine)
Psyciratrist: "(speaking normally) I think i see your problem."
Dracon: "Yeah, Me too: I seriously need to get a date."
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But, yeah..the chance sof Dracon flirting with ANY of the girls is good.
heck, he'd probably try and impress someone like MANDY if he felt he could get away with it.
It's just part of what makes him Funny.
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MetroXLR In reply to The--Predator [2013-04-16 15:49:09 +0000 UTC]
I'm sure you'd have your own opinions..
but, i doubt "Dr. Bliss" (you ARE talking about her, aren't you??)
would be able to hold her sanity for long if she connected her mind with Dracon's.
I mean..would YOU be able to maintain a stable mind
after having it linked (however long) to such a Daffy character??!
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