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MICHisHUNTINGaMOUSE — ''Welcome to the closet fuckface''
Published: 2016-01-28 21:39:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 341; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 2
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Idk what this is, but at least I finally know the story of how they... well became a couple, because they used to hate each other for no reason.Related content
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Weeeeeeell... I'll leave them to do that I guess. *tries to whistle* *fails* *nonchalantly locks closet door* *runs*
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Well I'm just gonna wait until they kill each other.
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Have fun~ *waves* Oh wait they can't see me
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But they will kill you anyway... After they fuck
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Oh god no
*starts running as fast as I can*
The second part is definitely what made me run...
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i just got a flash back to my weeb faze when i used to read 7 minutes in heaven one shots
im crying so hard
HAHHAH
really cool drawing tho
srs
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im literally crying of laughter at stupid 11 year old me
this is great
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I refuse to enter cramped spaces with my friends in fear of this exact situation ._.
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I hate small spaces out of which I can't get out!!!!
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I just hate not being able to move
but my friends have a habit of sexually harassing me
so just
no ._.
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The fuck, why would a friend do that?
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because the like to watch me writhe ;-;
it got even worse in high school because I had a lot of female friends, and girls really like to touch each other ;~;
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Your friends suck and no girls don't like to touch each other, cause I tried. They screech every time.... OH wait... Does this mean that I suck too?
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maybe it's just because a lot of my friends in high school were bi
but like... they just touched all up on my constantly ._.
I had one friend who'd poke me in the boob literally every time I saw her ._.
and some of my friends kept trying to take my clothes off (usually my shirt and also my hair tie, but that's beside the point...)
and all of my friends would constantly hug me and put their faces super close to mine and touch my butt
there was a lot of other people touching my butt going on in high school ._.
and talking about my butt
and staring at my butt
and telling other people about my butt
...
it was the worst
I hate being touched...
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Oh gosh I already hate it if somebody touches my stuff. I don't want 'em to touch me in that kind of way.
GOLDEN RULE nr. 2
YOUR BUTT, YOUR RULES!!!
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it was even worse when I ran out of men's clothing and I had to wear girl's clothes and they'd all just lose their gosh darn minds over my hips and waist and fat butt ._.
like
I just
I can't
these people...
their infatuation with my body hurts me...
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My friends are pretty much the same (except the touching part). They always say stuff like:
''Your waist is so small and your hips are so wide, you are so pretty,
you should dress more like a girl and oh my gosh you have tits?!''
And I'm like... I don't know what to say about that ._.
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yea, my friend's will actually get mad at me for wearing dumpy clothes because I'm so curvy
but like
dude
I don't wanna get freakin' kidnapped or raped or something because I'm showing off my body ._.
like, people already honk their horns at me and yell at me from their cars and stuff
and that's scary
do not want
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