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Published: 2007-06-11 07:04:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 2043; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 30
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FUCK UTERUS!!! I never want kids, I don't need this fucking thing! Yes, this is a pissed of self-portrait. I have finals this week and the LAST thing I need is my bullsit uterus giving me SHIT! FUCK I wish I could just cut it out and throw it away, useless fucking thing!I'm pissed, I hate being a girl.
Why wasn't I a boy? I could jerk off everyday and I'd never bleed from my genitalia and all sorts of other really great things! 'Cept my boyfriend wouldn't luff me 'cuz he isn't gay. Fucking tecnicalities . . .
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Oh mai. XD I know how you feel.. okay maybe not since I don't get that bad of cramps. But yeah.. Being a girl sucks. *sigh* But I do want kids so I must endure it. T__T
Ari chan
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Haha, it still suck! I hate bleeding for goddamn days, and not wearing the pants I like because a.) I don't want to bleed through them b.) because water weight has made me too fat!
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XD Soooo understanding. I always get nervous with my uniform since I only have so many skirts. ;__; I'm lucky with the fact that I only get it really bad for three days.
Ari chan
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I know how you feel! TT^TT Mine's about to give me shit... I can tell... >.> I get cravings like a freakin pregnant woman for like a week before and I just felt some pains down there..
Why must my freakin uterus be such a bitch? ><
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Just the nature of the beast, I suppose!
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VERY EXTREMELY TRUE..............
you tell it for most of us
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Bwhaha this is awesome.. dude just recently I was bitching about wishing I could just donate my damn uterus/ovaries to a woman that actually wanted kids that couldn't. DX I usually don't mind being a girl except for fucking periods, it's BS!
Anyway, this drawing speaks to my heart that longs to not have cramps/random bursts of hormones. And it IS a cute pic of you! XD
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I feel for u I really do...
but I have mine every...um....2 months???
just naturally
it's always been like this
but wen I do have it
...*crawls into freakishly large hole*
I WANT SOME CHIPOTTLE!!!!
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wow didnt know you felt that way about your period. : ( poor uterus, all discarded. i like your hair here though, kewl stylin
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Oh yes.. I remember the dreaded Uterus. But I made mine STFU. Mwahahah!
I got three words for ya... Depo Provera Shot. WHEE! I'm free. FREE! Except I have to get a shot in the ass every three months. But WHOO! Makes your body think its pregnant so no eggs are released. The side effects are there may be some bone loss and weight gain. I got both those. But vitamins and walking the dogs fixed that. ...though there is a teeny tiny chance of becoming sterile... atleast thats what my nurse said.
......
But who cares! I'm FREE!!!
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That . . . is fucking AMAZING . . . I should look into that! I don't care if I become sterile, I don't ever want kids anyway!
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Lolz, it is seriously not fair...girls really get the short end of the stick. I tell that to my boyfriend and all he can come up with is "It's not great to be a guy either, balls are....sweaty"
-_- right...right...
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o_o someone else who understands how i feel about being a girl 8D
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yes. truth. complete and utter truth. i was in such pain and emotional imbalance during one that i had to get home from school and sit on my couch and cry, i was so badly fucked up.
this, of course, is why god invented midol. ahhhh, midol. <3
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It hasn't been working for me lately and it keeps me up @ night because of all the caffeine! Grargh, I just want to gut myself with a box cutter!
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don't do that! that's only really good for your wrists. try this. *offers a machete*
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XD Oh! btw, I luff your avatar! I am a new fan of them!
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oooo.u like mcr?mee too!!^^.p.s.i know how much it sux to be a girl but at least if someone kicks you there it wont [link] you know they offer sex change operations right?
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XD But boobs are so great . . . I'd hate to give them up!
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XD same here!
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x3 thank you! i'm a longtime fan of theirs.`
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I wish I'd been a boy too. 
and on the other end of the spectrum, that is a cute pic of you. XD
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lol XD Well, thank you!
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I know , I absolutely hate the damn thing every time that "special" moment of the month comes along but I guess it is some kind of trade off , after all we have gspots , curves , clitorises , longer life span , no circumcision and "shrinkage" lol!
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I am in the same boat.
Finals + pain = not so good grades.
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THREE days?! I wish! It's like 5 or 6 for me! HAAATE it!
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ehe it's three days for me too. i'd hate to have to deal with it for a whole week.
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Kyah....I know that pain. I've got finals this week, too, and I'm due to start any day. I'm praying hard that if I have to start finals week, it's on Wednesday--AFTER my Tuesday final but with enough time to keep from cramping during my Friday one. If they weren't all math and ARCE it'd be okay....I actually have to think on these ones, it's not just spewing stuff I've memorized!
I have been seriously tempted to have mine surgically removed if I could afford it. I'd like to have kids, but I don't think the world needs to have any more brought into it--I'm adopting.
Being a girl really sucks at times.
*hugs you and hands you a bottle of heavy duty pain-killers*
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One thing I heard about hysterectomies, though, is that they send you into menopause early, and apparently that's what has happened to all of my female family members that have gotten them... ew, it's like trading one evil for another evil! Why can't it just be simple?
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Thank you. Yeah, I have all my finals monday and tuesday and the one I'm most worried about is today! I got no sleep! *crosses fingers*
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For SERIOUS! I was up all night in misery!
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And there are guys out there who would give EVERYTHING THEY POSSESS to have that Uterus your comically rendered self is so disdainfully holding between her fingers. Their versions would have their balls held in their fists, dripping blood, instead. Ain't life grand?
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Aw, haha! Life is not so grand . . .
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my reproductive organs just cringed ... I .. I just thought I should tell you ... yeah ... it's special I know.
Seriously though sorry to hear darlin' .. if I could help I would ... I don't know how .. and I'm SURE I'd regret the HELL out of it after ... but I would.
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