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Published: 2011-04-27 21:24:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 12480; Favourites: 289; Downloads: 25
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So, okay, stay with me--Imagine if Colonel Fitzwilliam was a Brah.WINNING RIGHT?! Champion of bitchy heroines everywhere!
Which explains Lizzy's face--she's still really not into Darcy yet. But Fitzwilliam... he's her wing-man. It's great.
Anyway, just a little thing I did with a friend in mind. I'd totally bag Fitzwilliam if I couldn't get Darcy.
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GOD THE FACE XDĀ
But quick question did you read the book or saw the movie?Or both?
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Oh, Darcy. Calm down and think about England.
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what is this "if I couldn't get Darcy" nonsense? I'd be all over the colonel like a rash! Especially in the 1995 version. Hmmmm :3
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Darcy, just think about the class difference. It'll die down like your first marriage proposal did.
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This is GENIUS. And Fitzwilliam would probably be the best wingman ever (excluding that one incident when he wasn't.)
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(I am SO sorry I haven't fav'd this before! Why?! Why did I not state publicly that I love the art, concept and all-round awesomeness?!)
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Can't breath, might just die from laughter.
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Fitzwilliam; the shit-eating grin.
Liz: Dat smirk.
Darcy: This will not end well.
So showing this to an Austen fan I know and love. She'll probably piss herself laughing.
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Was this the scene where the stage directions were supposed to have instructed Darcy to act as if he were aroused?
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well, he's trying to *hide* it, but yes.
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Haha I remember hearing about it in that skit in the extras from Bridget Jones's Diary, but I always wondered what scene it was in.
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Fitzwilliam would have just smacked Darcy upside the head when he retells the proposal. He would just love to have Lizzy as a relative. Someone to help annoy that old bitch.
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I LOLed so hard. People need to realize that Darcy's look of disapproval is actually discomfort from trying to conceal his, um... feelings.
And I totally agree about Fitzwilliam. Yowza.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!! oh man, can't breathe, too funny!
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Haha, one can only imagine if they really did speak like that
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Cnl Fitzwilliam: ;8D
Mr Darcy: >.>
Lizzie: >3
Is my first thought. xD
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You have jut made reading boring literary critics claiming to know everything about Jane Austen, and the essay to follow, 100% more bearable!
Even if this does make me cringe a little bit - I'm probably just being to demure over the word 'boner;' oh the impropriety!
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yeah, it's a bit strong. And I contemplated giving Lizzy a more offended expression, but that just... wouldn't have made it as good. In her mind now, she's thinking, "oh boy, black mail fodder!"
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Nah I think, given the seriousness of the period and the writing, it's just about right to offset it all.
...I've been writing this essay too long.
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eh hem...... BWAHAHHAHAH AHAH HA this is perfect! Fitzwilliam would totally do that too
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... now I have begun building an on-going head canaon of decades' worth of Fitzwilliam visting at Pemberley, and him and Lissie exchanging freeze-frame high fives and generally enjoying agonizing Darcy. Which is a very good thing.
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lol freeze-frame high fives. I will make this happen.
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So much love for this. And Colonel Fitzwilliam = win.
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Now I really want to see Cousin Fitz ice Darcy.
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ohohoho YESSSsss can't you see it!? And, like, *that's* the original reason they hate Wickham... because he fused to Ice! He was exiled!
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Dear God, if you draw Darcy like Edgar Allan Bro, all with aviator glasses and so many popped collars that look like ascots, I may just lose it.
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