Comments: 30
DeadlierTrain67 [2018-10-14 00:04:19 +0000 UTC]
Hammer Smashed Face!
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TechUnadept [2013-04-04 04:31:43 +0000 UTC]
OWNED!!!
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seelcudoom [2012-06-14 09:09:56 +0000 UTC]
the hands on the hips make me think the blue dwarf is saying "whatever i dident use my brain anyway"
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Lumfi [2011-12-12 05:18:19 +0000 UTC]
Looks like someone gave the Hammerer a Silver Warhammer. We're all doomed.
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themaster567 [2011-11-11 03:15:21 +0000 UTC]
odd, I could've sworn that someone made this for Syrupleaf. Syrupleaf is a famous dwarf fortress LP.
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MK01 In reply to themaster567 [2011-11-11 18:13:23 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, the picture's been making its rounds on the web since I first posted it to the DF forums. I'm not surprised it found its way to LPs like Syrupleaf and other dwarf related things.
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iamnuff [2011-09-29 23:41:24 +0000 UTC]
"stupid noble wants slade earrings"
oh nobles come over here, now pull this lever
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TheAlphaEcho [2011-09-24 15:27:46 +0000 UTC]
Oh god, I remember this happened to my master axeman after he brought a piece of cheese the king banned to the trade depo.
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Danii555 [2011-08-13 16:36:22 +0000 UTC]
Ahahahaha, so funny x) I can imagine that guy walking up to some other guy and do that in the picture xD
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MonkeysUndles [2011-06-08 23:51:46 +0000 UTC]
*laugh*
What in the world?
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GoukaRyuujin [2010-11-11 03:27:36 +0000 UTC]
some days i wonder how the dwarfs became a civilization at all.....
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Mudkipy [2010-11-06 16:24:24 +0000 UTC]
Make your warhammers out of lightweight metal !!!
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MK01 In reply to Mudkipy [2010-11-07 17:23:07 +0000 UTC]
Oh sure, that works now, but back in my day, weapon stats were not defined by physical properties of materials!
Why I remember, way back in the old days we couldn't afford a Z-dimension, nosir! We dug from left to right, always from leeeft to riight, and we were THANKFUL for ramble ramble ramble
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danvolodar [2010-08-07 13:05:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh no, it isn't random. It targets my best workers always.
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darkwolfreturns [2010-07-07 06:54:58 +0000 UTC]
ahhh, the hammerdwarf... possibly the third most likely kind of dorf to be locked in his room till he starves, after nobles and... *shudder* SOAP-MAKERS.
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feralzombie [2010-05-22 16:53:53 +0000 UTC]
Strike the earth!
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RurikGreenwulf [2010-03-03 02:45:33 +0000 UTC]
Plain ,simple and dwarvish justice
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Morgoth883 [2009-08-11 21:49:22 +0000 UTC]
I almost died laughing when I seen this XD
I aplaud you!
Those Hammerers really are psychos XD
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Srath47 [2009-06-29 03:16:36 +0000 UTC]
i just had to add this to my faves, so great, happend to one of my guys just the other day.
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hybridjaguar [2009-06-17 16:45:20 +0000 UTC]
It's true, theres even a funny bug in a previous version of the game pertaining to that.
If the hammerdwarf spawns without his hammer or in some way loses it, he will proceed to kill dwarves not with his wrestling skill, but with his teeth.
You can imagine the horror of the malcontent dwarf who sees his executioner approuching with a gleam in his eye and a bloody grin...
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greatshoyru [2009-06-09 23:57:32 +0000 UTC]
God, I just love the expression on his face.
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KoshDrawfag [2009-06-09 01:29:49 +0000 UTC]
I really got to get into this game one of these days.
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rametarin [2009-06-08 21:43:41 +0000 UTC]
Dwarven justice is as swift and merciless as Dwarvish crime.
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AyeDoubleU [2009-06-08 19:07:27 +0000 UTC]
Dwarven Justice makes your head 'asplode?
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Harbluia [2009-06-08 18:10:38 +0000 UTC]
Dwarven justice is more blind then regular justice
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Mudkipy In reply to Harbluia [2010-11-06 16:24:40 +0000 UTC]
Its more justicy tho
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