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Akatsuki x Child! Reader 50 Reasons Why I Love My Family Part 1/5

1) The Mornings

A small figure slowly stalked towards the room in the early hours of the morning opening and shutting the door as quietly as they could trying not to disturb the one who resided in the bed just yet. The stitched man didn't move a muscle to turn from his comfortable position on the bed. Don't move and she won't bother you. Kakuzu realized his theory was wrong as the small five year old body pile drove their body into his, their knees connecting painfully with his ribcage. Unique eyes glared up at the smiling face for the rude awakening he had received.

"Good morning~!" Grumbling he sat up and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"What do you want, _____?" The bright red 4:02 AM stared Kakuzu straight in the face. Your smaller hands grasped his tanned one as you lead him into the kitchen.

"I'm hungry."

2) The Experiences

Kisame cracked a door open only to have his jaw drop before silently closing it again. He turned on his heel and walked down the hallway before he turned a corner. He didn't just see the feared Itachi Uchiha sitting down, having a tea party, wearing poorly put on makeup, and offering tea to a teddy bear, did he? Yes. Yes he did. A chuckle escaped his lips only to pause when a hand grabbed his wrist. Onyx eyes looked up at him calmly. "There you are, Kisame. _____ and I need another guest for her tea party." If word ever got out about this his reputation would be over.

3) The TV is shared

Deidara had come into the living room with a bowl of popcorn pausing to take a good look at the scene before him. ____ was bouncing happily from her seat on the sofa as she watched My Little Pony accompanied by Hidan on the other side sporting a pink shirt that had one of the characters on the television screen. "It's not that bad. Seriously." You patted the space on the sofa that your body didn't take up.

"Come watch it with us, Dei-chan!" You beamed at him. Glancing back towards the hall the blonde sat beside the child. Putting the bowl on your lap he looked over at Hidan.

"Fill me in on the details, hmm."

4) The Many Talents They Possessed

Hazel orbs looked at your perfectly filed nails in approval. The red haired male set the emery board down on his work desk and retrieved the clear coat so his hard work wouldn't go to waste. You watched in awe as Sasori worked your nails straight and even. "Do you do this for the others too?"

"Sometimes. Konan and Itachi give manicures and pedicures too, but don't let them know I told you." He glanced up from coating your pinkie nail.

"I promise I won't." You beam at him.

5) The Unique Food Selection

"Just eat it. It tastes like tuna and has key nutrients for growth ." The monochrome flytrap man smiled at you in encouragement. You could only stare at the hand on your plate. Konan's blue hair still dripped from the rain as she entered the dining room. She snatched you up before you could lift the fork and ushered you into the hallway.

"You can't feed her a human hand." She pointed at the body part looking to Zetsu with wide eyes.

" Why not? We cooked it this time." Konan grit her teeth.

"That's not the point."

6) The Beach Is Just For Us

One swim in the water with Kisame fused with Samehada was all it took to clear the beach and leave it free for your family. You admitted your doggy paddle wasn't as great as the rest of their graceful strokes but you had plenty of room to practice. You had to thank the shark resembling man later.

7) Help With Chores

Deidara glared at his enemy that has plagued him his entire life. Dish soap. It was his turn to help you wash dishes. You happily watched the bubbles form in the sink. The blonde sighed as he put on rubber cleaning gloves since soap didn't taste as good as it smelled. He was then struck with a brilliant idea. "_____-chan?" ____ eyes looked up at the man with joy as you paused popping the big bubbles.

"Yes Dei-chan?"

"Maybe you can persuade Kakuzu to put money aside for a dishwasher next time he and Hidan are away,hmm?" He smiled at you. You gasped your chore of rinsing off dishes forgotten as you sped down the hallway. Deidara: 1 Kakuzu: 0.

8) The Plumbing is the Best

A sigh left the man as he got up from his spot on the floor. Well, his ring wasn't under the bed. Hearing noise coming from the bathroom he entered. "Konan, have you seen my-" Pein stared wide eyed as you proceeded to drop his ring with a plunk and flush the toilet. "ring..." You watched with glee as it still hadn't stopped up from everything you had flushed down there. You couldn't wait to try the box of popsicle sticks.

9) They Leave You Many Things To Keep You Occupied

"_____-chan~!" Tobi skipped up to you happily easily catching up to you as you ran down the hallway. You gasped and hugged his waist.

"Tobi! You're back!" You smiled up at the masked man. "Dei-chan left me some clay while you two were away." The usually energetic and loud male was silent. A loud boom shook the foundations of the base that sounded too close to one of Sasori's workshops for comfort.

"Um... Let's go outside to play." You were thrown over the Akatsuki's shoulders in a piggy back. Giggles were heard down the hallway as Tobi sped towards the exit.

10) It's Always Sunny When You Go Outside

Pein watched as you slid down the slide of the park. Your shorts were a little damp from the rain that was pouring earlier but you didn't seem to mind. He smiled to himself as he watched you climb to slide again. A world without pain and suffering... it seemed to already be here as you enjoyed a day at the park. "Pein-kun?" Ringed eyes peered down at you.

"Yes?"

"Can you push me on the swing?" He smiled as he hoisted you up to the seat. Perhaps Pein could make it sunny more often.

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Akatsuki x Child! Reader 50 Reasons Why I Love My Family Part 1/5

1) The Mornings

A small figure slowly stalked towards the room in the early hours of the morning opening and shutting the door as quietly as they could trying not to disturb the one who resided in the bed just yet. The stitched man didn't move a muscle to turn from his comfortable position on the bed. Don't move and she won't bother you. Kakuzu realized his theory was wrong as the small five year old body pile drove their body into his, their knees connecting painfully with his ribcage. Unique eyes glared up at the smiling face for the rude awakening he had received.

"Good morning~!" Grumbling he sat up and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"What do you want, _____?" The bright red 4:02 AM stared Kakuzu straight in the face. Your smaller hands grasped his tanned one as you lead him into the kitchen.

"I'm hungry."

2) The Experiences

Kisame cracked a door open only to have his jaw drop before silently closing it again. He turned on his heel and walked down the hallway before he turned a corner. He didn't just see the feared Itachi Uchiha sitting down, having a tea party, wearing poorly put on makeup, and offering tea to a teddy bear, did he? Yes. Yes he did. A chuckle escaped his lips only to pause when a hand grabbed his wrist. Onyx eyes looked up at him calmly. "There you are, Kisame. _____ and I need another guest for her tea party." If word ever got out about this his reputation would be over.

3) The TV is shared

Deidara had come into the living room with a bowl of popcorn pausing to take a good look at the scene before him. ____ was bouncing happily from her seat on the sofa as she watched My Little Pony accompanied by Hidan on the other side sporting a pink shirt that had one of the characters on the television screen. "It's not that bad. Seriously." You patted the space on the sofa that your body didn't take up.

"Come watch it with us, Dei-chan!" You beamed at him. Glancing back towards the hall the blonde sat beside the child. Putting the bowl on your lap he looked over at Hidan.

"Fill me in on the details, hmm."

4) The Many Talents They Possessed

Hazel orbs looked at your perfectly filed nails in approval. The red haired male set the emery board down on his work desk and retrieved the clear coat so his hard work wouldn't go to waste. You watched in awe as Sasori worked your nails straight and even. "Do you do this for the others too?"

"Sometimes. Konan and Itachi give manicures and pedicures too, but don't let them know I told you." He glanced up from coating your pinkie nail.

"I promise I won't." You beam at him.

5) The Unique Food Selection

"Just eat it. It tastes like tuna and has key nutrients for growth ." The monochrome flytrap man smiled at you in encouragement. You could only stare at the hand on your plate. Konan's blue hair still dripped from the rain as she entered the dining room. She snatched you up before you could lift the fork and ushered you into the hallway.

"You can't feed her a human hand." She pointed at the body part looking to Zetsu with wide eyes.

" Why not? We cooked it this time." Konan grit her teeth.

"That's not the point."

6) The Beach Is Just For Us

One swim in the water with Kisame fused with Samehada was all it took to clear the beach and leave it free for your family. You admitted your doggy paddle wasn't as great as the rest of their graceful strokes but you had plenty of room to practice. You had to thank the shark resembling man later.

7) Help With Chores

Deidara glared at his enemy that has plagued him his entire life. Dish soap. It was his turn to help you wash dishes. You happily watched the bubbles form in the sink. The blonde sighed as he put on rubber cleaning gloves since soap didn't taste as good as it smelled. He was then struck with a brilliant idea. "_____-chan?" ____ eyes looked up at the man with joy as you paused popping the big bubbles.

"Yes Dei-chan?"

"Maybe you can persuade Kakuzu to put money aside for a dishwasher next time he and Hidan are away,hmm?" He smiled at you. You gasped your chore of rinsing off dishes forgotten as you sped down the hallway. Deidara: 1 Kakuzu: 0.

8) The Plumbing is the Best

A sigh left the man as he got up from his spot on the floor. Well, his ring wasn't under the bed. Hearing noise coming from the bathroom he entered. "Konan, have you seen my-" Pein stared wide eyed as you proceeded to drop his ring with a plunk and flush the toilet. "ring..." You watched with glee as it still hadn't stopped up from everything you had flushed down there. You couldn't wait to try the box of popsicle sticks.

9) They Leave You Many Things To Keep You Occupied

"_____-chan~!" Tobi skipped up to you happily easily catching up to you as you ran down the hallway. You gasped and hugged his waist.

"Tobi! You're back!" You smiled up at the masked man. "Dei-chan left me some clay while you two were away." The usually energetic and loud male was silent. A loud boom shook the foundations of the base that sounded too close to one of Sasori's workshops for comfort.

"Um... Let's go outside to play." You were thrown over the Akatsuki's shoulders in a piggy back. Giggles were heard down the hallway as Tobi sped towards the exit.

10) It's Always Sunny When You Go Outside

Pein watched as you slid down the slide of the park. Your shorts were a little damp from the rain that was pouring earlier but you didn't seem to mind. He smiled to himself as he watched you climb to slide again. A world without pain and suffering... it seemed to already be here as you enjoyed a day at the park. "Pein-kun?" Ringed eyes peered down at you.

"Yes?"

"Can you push me on the swing?" He smiled as he hoisted you up to the seat. Perhaps Pein could make it sunny more often.