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Description Why Yes, Lord Voldemort can call his followers through a knarly tattoo, speak to snakes, and split his soul a kuhbajillion times, but can he dodge a well-aimed malotov cocktail?
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mewnimilitary42 [2019-02-19 23:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Just realized. Shouldn't Ron be holding a PIAT Launcher? You know, the British variant?

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camsousa [2018-01-05 05:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I think guns would work better against wizards than magic would. With how tactically brilliant and powerful militaries worldwide are - including that of England - a unit of death eaters attacking, say, London Castle (or whatever it’s called) would probably be signing a death warrant. Besides, given Wizardkinds lack of extensive knowledge of Muggle life - especially military equipment and tactics - they would probably not consider the British Royal Army a legitimate threat until the bodies start piling up. Proof: an untrained man with a magic wand versus a heavily trained, experienced soldier with an SA80, likely with a grenade launcher. Take your pick. And god forbid the Americans or Russians get involved. 😱

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mewnimilitary42 In reply to camsousa [2018-03-21 01:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Marasmus! I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! -Soldier, TF2

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mewnimilitary42 In reply to camsousa [2018-03-20 16:27:14 +0000 UTC]

New profile, and I still stand by my Guns vs. Wizard argument.

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Steelpoodle [2017-12-17 16:14:32 +0000 UTC]

As powerful as wizards and witches can be, they aren't as powerful as a bullet.

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RedStarryNight [2017-08-24 23:21:52 +0000 UTC]

This is just stupid.

























Harry should be holding a Thompson with both hands; much better accuracy that way.

Seriously: funny and clever (one doesn't usually put Hermione and Molotov cocktails together). Great job.

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DecoyDouble [2017-06-07 02:55:37 +0000 UTC]

When in doubt sick to the bazooka.

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mewnimilitary42 In reply to DecoyDouble [2018-04-02 16:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Really? I would stick to an SMG, much more accurate at that range.

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huntersinthewild [2016-02-24 14:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Too funny

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Cartoonicus [2015-11-12 04:09:35 +0000 UTC]

To quote Doctor Facilier:Β "You and I both know the real power in this worldΒ isn't magicΒ - it's money!,"

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theartestfromhell [2015-09-17 18:26:34 +0000 UTC]

ok ready? Shoot him! #potterpuppetpals

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zutara002 [2015-05-16 03:51:37 +0000 UTC]

The beauty of muggle war fairΒ 

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Eeemia12 [2014-11-27 18:10:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL this is awesome. love the idea of modern weapons. very nice

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somayedoc [2014-09-22 04:10:46 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO!

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Red-Jirachi-2 [2014-07-15 00:59:24 +0000 UTC]

This is how it should've ended-the muggles remind Voldemort why what he'd doing is stupid

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Danny-phantom-fan-1 [2014-07-06 04:10:49 +0000 UTC]

This would have made things so much easier xD

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BloodLily16 [2014-04-24 02:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Gee Voldy, do you think they have any more 'bright ideas'?

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Anita-Garbo [2014-02-09 00:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Harry: Say hello to my little friends! xP xP XP

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mitdemadlerimherzen [2014-02-04 12:27:41 +0000 UTC]

D: Nice art!

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BlakeDaDog7 [2013-11-11 17:29:49 +0000 UTC]

If only in the movies XD

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FruitBat2011 [2013-09-24 02:27:24 +0000 UTC]

I love the expression on Hermione's face.


Also, were the Tommy guns supposed to be a visual pun? Β Because that was another nice touch.

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gothhentai [2013-08-21 13:02:35 +0000 UTC]

I kind of wish it had ended like this.

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M-Iris [2013-08-17 00:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha. yep. if there is one thing us muggles are good at making, it's weapons of mass destruction.

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elementgirl1314 [2013-07-24 00:48:54 +0000 UTC]

*You were saying Baldy* Harry grins

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leocat777 [2013-06-06 17:40:29 +0000 UTC]

BRILLIANT! WICKED! and...a little crazy X3

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Amaysie [2013-04-10 18:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Where's Ron's freckles?

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lito2000 [2013-02-24 04:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Jajajajaja

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aaaaceace [2013-02-10 09:22:31 +0000 UTC]

This is why Voldermort would never be able to conquer the muggles. He just didn't understand modern technology, along with his complete lack of knowledge in military, political, and economics.

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jihef03 In reply to aaaaceace [2013-06-04 22:35:37 +0000 UTC]

I personally think that Voldemort isn't a very good villain to begin with .

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aceking90 In reply to jihef03 [2013-06-27 04:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Too be fair, he is rather scary and was able to build a rather strong cult of personality around him. But there was no way he would be able to take over the world.

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jihef03 In reply to aceking90 [2013-06-27 21:12:09 +0000 UTC]

I'll give him that there is something very creepy about him .
I'll admit I haven't saw all the Harry Potter movies , but I remember feeling a disappointment when I saw him for the first time . I mean, he's got a very cool build-up, like the "one whose name is forbidden" or some stuff like that . So ,when he appears finally....Meh .

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aceking90 In reply to jihef03 [2013-07-11 12:15:14 +0000 UTC]

In the books he is a little scarier, but he still isn't doesn't come across as an effective leader.

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jihef03 In reply to aceking90 [2013-07-12 12:29:09 +0000 UTC]

I'll trust you on that . I haven't read Harry Potter books ( fire at will, people ! ^^) , I'm just talking about my movies experiment . He's really pitiful in the last movie, though it's understandable because most of the Horcruxes were destroyed .

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LuLu-Fukurou [2013-01-23 00:26:06 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! YOU'RE A BADASS!

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WootMannen [2012-11-28 09:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Or a bazooka shot? Or a pair of thompson submachineguns? Erm, maybe if he gets a shield up in time... But Voldemort isn't a bullet timer, sooo... I'm guessing he's gonna get shot, blasted and then molotov'd.

Why in that order? Because bullets fly faster than bazooka rockets and bazooka rockets fly faster than thrown molotov cocktails.

This is so awesome.

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Andharian [2012-11-07 12:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Actually he could just defect it. The 'stupefy' spell is supposed to have the same amount of energy as a gun, but it isn`t strong enough to burn the victim. He could literally use the wands to control the weapons... and then the trio would just kill themselves.

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aaaaceace [2012-10-30 07:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Toms biggest weakness is his obsession with magic, if he had actually tried to fight the muggles something very similar would have occcored.

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RayeofSunshine [2012-10-15 15:56:32 +0000 UTC]

I love this pic!!! SO much! And each weapon matches their personality!

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XxAmandaXxRaeXx [2012-09-26 08:47:41 +0000 UTC]

like hermione the best!

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Tarakas [2012-09-15 21:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!
Excellent!

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LadyDemon389 [2012-09-15 02:27:02 +0000 UTC]

ROFL couldn't he just cast a spell to get rid of the weapons

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Anna-McNarin [2012-08-26 09:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Love. Love. Love.

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Aquiliris [2012-06-22 00:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes! I thought about something like this, cause my OC in HP world is a Muggle.

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randomwizard [2012-05-14 16:44:35 +0000 UTC]

voldys face is priceless...

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Hanaki-chan [2012-04-11 20:14:03 +0000 UTC]

One moltov cocktail, two tommy guns and an RPG (a la WW2). Hermione does not regret teaching them about the art of muggle war......

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ChuongChoSoi [2012-02-28 04:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Time for payback! X3

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Multi-Facets [2012-02-25 03:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Bwa ha ha ha! That's like something outta "Potter Puppet Pals". Short, well stated, and nicely colored. ^n_n^

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OtterAndTerrier [2012-01-22 18:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!! I love their expressions! xD

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nimrod14 [2011-11-30 04:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! This would have won the battle a lot quicker.

I like Hermione's little smirk.

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telelelegram [2011-11-23 01:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Voldemorts expresssion is pricelessss...

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