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Published: 2009-04-29 09:18:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 25507; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 0
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Why should Hani know how to cook when she's got a meal ticket like that?

It's only a matter of time before Hani's bewbs will eatchoo!!!

I sooooo need to work on my chibis.

Toshi (c) =outerglow
Hani (c) =mongrelssister
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ReyReyReShawn In reply to ??? [2014-03-26 00:16:01 +0000 UTC]

It killed even Pharaoh Ramses' ONLY son. So yeah, sad to say. I'm scared too, since I'M the firstborn in my family.

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Sithking-Zero [2012-01-05 07:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Alternately, Toshi could use it as a chakra training exercise, similar to how ninjas stick to trees.

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Rad-Pax [2011-12-21 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]

:< she not curvy enough

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KagamiNue [2011-07-06 05:25:30 +0000 UTC]

i'm third born so her bewbs won't eat me! they'll eat my brother!

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daisy4everninsim [2010-11-27 11:52:56 +0000 UTC]

oh god. I'm doomed. YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

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Dannii-rawr14 [2010-11-27 09:47:06 +0000 UTC]

I AINT A FIRSTBORN!!!

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FlamingSnowpaw [2010-11-25 22:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Ohmygawd no.

I'm a firstbooorn D:

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mangakasusumiya1 [2010-11-11 21:27:44 +0000 UTC]

im a 34DD, but i feed them with the souls of 14 year old boys who watch hentai... so yeah, they're well fed...

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LeeandYukie [2010-08-19 01:36:14 +0000 UTC]

It's true! You do have to steal the souls of the firstborn to make your bewbs huge. My friend is living, breathing proof. An evil girl I know named Lori is proof though that it doesn't workwith the souls of the not... firstborn..... she steals the souls of young children and she is as flat chested as Sakura was... is.... whichever XD

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swimrox09 [2010-07-17 02:06:54 +0000 UTC]

unfortunately i am proof that its true...

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swimrox09 [2010-07-17 02:06:54 +0000 UTC]

unfortunately i am proof that its true...

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wastelandsofthemind [2010-07-03 15:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Glad I'm not a firstborn.

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M-il-y [2010-04-05 20:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Determination! Oh God! I laughed SO hard at that, and then I discovered there was another panel!

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one-red-butterfly [2010-01-26 22:14:22 +0000 UTC]

i suppose i SHOULD be afraid, being an only and all...
but... i could just tell all the guys in the store she's looking for a man.

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mongrelmarie In reply to one-red-butterfly [2010-01-26 22:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, brilliant tactic!

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Nevermore-Flutist [2009-10-23 06:42:55 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of My best friend and I. XD

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JoSnapeMalfoy In reply to Nevermore-Flutist [2010-01-31 22:30:00 +0000 UTC]

lol i love ur prof pic

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Nevermore-Flutist In reply to JoSnapeMalfoy [2010-02-01 01:26:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :]

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JoSnapeMalfoy In reply to Nevermore-Flutist [2010-02-01 01:50:08 +0000 UTC]

ur welcome i lol everytime i see it it makes my day

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Nevermore-Flutist In reply to JoSnapeMalfoy [2010-02-01 02:29:06 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear it! ^^

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Mihko [2009-10-23 02:26:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL I'm second-born, bitchz! JK. I love you, Mongrel!

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mongrelmarie In reply to Mihko [2009-10-23 02:40:24 +0000 UTC]

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Dracon81 [2009-09-05 16:50:16 +0000 UTC]

oh god IM A FIRST BORN SHIT!

well at least boobies are my downfall

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crystalkirby [2009-08-01 08:47:44 +0000 UTC]

Those things could crunch heads, seriously XD

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ShimizuTomoyo [2009-06-29 13:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh... damn, I'm first born.
Maybe I should... run?

please let me live!! with my soul or course

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KinkoSawadaHyuga [2009-06-22 01:18:13 +0000 UTC]

OMGoth!!!!! XD THATS FUNNEH!!!!!!! and SHIT!! imma only child!!!!! DX RUN AWAY FROM HANIS BEWBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LeeandYukie In reply to KinkoSawadaHyuga [2010-08-19 01:59:00 +0000 UTC]

THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN AND NOWHERE TO HIDE FOR US POOR FIRSTBORNS!!!
Hani: (sneaks up from behind)
Me: OwO ... onoes... (scrapes nails along the floor while being dragged into the shadows) Allie! Help!
Allie (little sis): Bwahahahaha! I will finally be rid of you once and for all. By the way Hani, thanks. (gives Hani $50)
Hani: (lets go of one leg to grab the money) You'd better hope she doesn't give them indigestion..
Me: TT.TT Allie-chan... how could you...

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NamiUzumaki [2009-06-21 17:06:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm a first born! Eep!

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triplei [2009-06-05 05:39:50 +0000 UTC]

oh gawd . . . I'M A FIRST BORN!!! (flee's while soul is still uneated )

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krstn7727 [2009-06-04 16:51:00 +0000 UTC]

"What am I suppose to hold them up with? Determination?!"


That is the funniest thing I think I have ever seen on here...And I have seen some funny stuff...

:'D

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mongrelmarie In reply to krstn7727 [2009-06-04 17:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, glad you liked it.

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Yourannoyingneighbor [2009-05-03 22:55:08 +0000 UTC]

XD hurry! you can eat my brother! or is it just girls? oh crap!

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GreenGosselin [2009-05-01 11:42:48 +0000 UTC]

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Bree333888 [2009-05-01 01:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Snot! I'm the first born! Here! Take my little sis instead! She's high in protein!

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mongrelmarie In reply to Bree333888 [2009-05-01 01:20:04 +0000 UTC]


That might do.

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Bree333888 In reply to mongrelmarie [2009-05-01 02:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Yayz!

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bungtiddletiddlebing [2009-04-30 12:03:14 +0000 UTC]

ahaha- perfect comeback!
"What do you feed those things to make them so big anyway?" lol

ooooh! the Tally board of "Mongrel vs Outerglow" is 1 all! [yes i'm keeping track ]
looks like the ball is in outer's court now

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mongrelmarie In reply to bungtiddletiddlebing [2009-04-30 23:19:19 +0000 UTC]

WOOT!

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jokes-on-gigi [2009-04-30 11:41:34 +0000 UTC]

nice job buddy

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mongrelmarie In reply to jokes-on-gigi [2009-04-30 23:18:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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jokes-on-gigi In reply to mongrelmarie [2009-05-01 11:23:26 +0000 UTC]

oh gosh WOW you replied =w= awesome and no probs

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Angelicstubborness [2009-04-30 09:14:53 +0000 UTC]

*runs up, gropes hani, runs away* Heh heh heh


I'm a second born. I'm safe xDD

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mongrelmarie In reply to Angelicstubborness [2009-04-30 23:17:13 +0000 UTC]

Fly-by grope!

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Angelicstubborness In reply to mongrelmarie [2009-05-01 06:43:56 +0000 UTC]

hehehe >D

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VorentheReaper [2009-04-30 08:37:03 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh god. Does being an only child count?

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mongrelmarie In reply to VorentheReaper [2009-04-30 08:37:54 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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VorentheReaper In reply to mongrelmarie [2009-04-30 08:40:07 +0000 UTC]

*barricades the door and hides in the bomb shelter*

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UnchosenOne [2009-04-30 04:09:48 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA!

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mongrelmarie In reply to UnchosenOne [2009-04-30 07:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it!

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Negumi [2009-04-30 03:17:00 +0000 UTC]

God... I'm a firstborn... and flat-chested! The horror!

I love it!

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