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There are the type of comments you get online are from people that just sound like total nobodies who don't know who they are yet and Ty was once such person, he was hopeless, he couldn't find any group he belonged in so he very much acted like he had to try to kiss up to others and hate whoever the other he was kissing up to hated hence why he hated That Werebelushi In The Shades so much, he basically just found out that the latter supposedly made a an offensive remark and thought he'd give him a piece of his mind, or the lack there of to be perfectly honest, although he had no identity of his own since he was very much in that phase of trying to figure himself out as a person and his own youtube channel was failing. 'When you are going to face the consequences of your actions for sending your friend after me? Your friend is a jerk.' 'You're calling MY client, a jerk as in a total jerk? Tell me, do you honestly believe the words your friends say, the majority of those people have problems too?' 'Well maybe you neeed...to consider touching grass instead of talking to me.'

"What?"

'In my day...' Matthias quipped, going into his elderly person voice. 'We used real insults, not this go outside and touch grass drivel. For the record I thought your insult had all the intelligence and thoughtfulness of a dead possum. There are amoeba on saturn who can do better insults than you. If you're sucking up to your friends I suggest you run, so far away from here that nobody will ever see or hear from you again.' 'But there's no point to this argument.' 'Who said anything about this needing a point? This is a comedy review show, not an insightful documentary about the nature of mankind, if you get worked up over this shit then it is your fault, you have the intellectual capacity of a pile of garbage, and oh I see you're new here...if you're going to act like this to others the way you do to Nathan, you are going to be in for a horrible time.'

"What?"

'That remark, it was a mistake, an offensive mistake I know, I know you're lost and new and trying to find your identity but we know that you could improve yourself anyway, looking like Baldrick isn't going to help you.' That's when he realized that Matthias was right, if he was new around here he'd have to make a better first impression, clearly this wasn't the identity he was looking for, defending people he barely even knew wasn't going to help him in the slightest.

"I'm sorry, can you teach me to find a proper identity?"

"I sure can..."

Matthias pulled out a special tome of instructions which he gave to Ty, Ty blushed as he picked it up and began to read from it...he looked through tons of identities and personalities to assume and he realized the one he had currently wouldn't do, he wanted to be someone other than himself and Matthias was the one to help him. The werebelushi helped picked an identity out for him, that of the character Mrs Lovett. He was reluctant to try this but he knew it was for his own good.

"So you...think I'd look good as her?"

"Oh yes...and you'd feel better too."

"Okay, how do I do this?"

A series of invisible needles were jammed into Ty's arm, it didn't hurt but it did give off a tingling sensation as his skin softened, smoothened and paled...his attire slowly contorting into a dress that resembled Lovett's own as his arms slimmed down and his hands shrank, his fingernails lengthening in the process while his chest and torso also slimmed. He always had been self conscious and searching for an identity of his own, he was new and he hadn't discovered who he was until later. He began to realize that these people weren't really his friends, they were just random people he barely even knew, he only thought Nathan was against them because they also did and he couldn't form opinions of his own due to being what was commonly known as a fledgeling deviant-verse character.

Fledgeling deviantart-verse characters were ALWAYS trying to find themselves, and he was finding out who he was as he examined his chest, a pair of round formations developed on them and blossomed out into a pair of breasts, while his stomach slimmed and his hips flared out and his legs lengthened, his back arched as his privates retracted. He realized at this point that acting the way he did was definitely not the proper way to make an introduction, he felt that acting like a sychophant wasn't going to get him anywhere either because for one thing , acting like the villain was a hero when they weren't was a mistake.

He realized Matthias did nothing wrong and that the identify he tried out at the time didn't work for him, he examined himself as his shoulders shrank inward and his hair turned from its normally dirty brown color to a darker color and lengthened and became frizzy and messed up, those people who he tried to suck up to didn't matter and he realized just how awful they were as people. 'You know, i've never liked their bara-fication obsession, all bara types in their transformation media are portrayed as 6'6 with biceps the size of Bournemouth, I always found that kind of thing to be repulsive. Especially when there are actual muscular characters out there.' 'Also totally agree.'

"Absolutely. I don't know why I hung out with them."

'Because you had no clue about your identity at that point, the identity you used was one you weren't comfortable with. Your first impression was somewhat lacking.' He examined his face as it softened and feminize, eyelashes blossoming around his eyes as dark eye makeup was applied around them. His nose shrunk as his cheekbones sharpened and his lips plumped up and his features took on the appearance of Mrs Lovett herself as his voice feminized.

His voice took on a feminine pitch and tone and shifted to match his appearance, becoming that of Helena Bonham Carter. He or 'she' enjoyed this and definitely approved of this new identity, she kept bits of her old personality as she developed an English accent and her transformation completed. She looked over at Matthias and hugged him, sobbing. 'I'm so sorry I acted like that and i'm not saying that in the way that most people in these episodes are supposedly only doing it because they realize way too late that they've been terrible people, oh no...I sincerely mean it.'

"You were just lost and needed to find your identity."

"Oh yes...I did."

Mrs Lovett looked over at Matthias and nodded, feeling a lot better about what had happened, she realized now that this was who she was and what happened was in the past and what happens now is the present. 'The past is in the past, I know you didn't mean to make that mistake.' 'Of course I didn't. I tried to tell them but they didn't listen and what they think it means doesn't actually mean it.'

"I know what it really means."

"I'm glad you do."

And thus with that Matthias summoned Mel and Eucalyptus and they helped Mrs Lovett ease into her new role, getting her to enjoy being who she was and they become friends, Matthias knew he had done the right thing and as for what happened later, well let's just say Mel had someone to help her with her buisness. And thus comes to the lesson of the day, don't go assuming that someone is bad based on what you have heard from others, maybe you should form your own opinions first and go with your gut instinct.

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There are the type of comments you get online are from people that just sound like total nobodies who don't know who they are yet and Ty was once such person, he was hopeless, he couldn't find any group he belonged in so he very much acted like he had to try to kiss up to others and hate whoever the other he was kissing up to hated hence why he hated That Werebelushi In The Shades so much, he basically just found out that the latter supposedly made a an offensive remark and thought he'd give him a piece of his mind, or the lack there of to be perfectly honest, although he had no identity of his own since he was very much in that phase of trying to figure himself out as a person and his own youtube channel was failing. 'When you are going to face the consequences of your actions for sending your friend after me? Your friend is a jerk.' 'You're calling MY client, a jerk as in a total jerk? Tell me, do you honestly believe the words your friends say, the majority of those people have problems too?' 'Well maybe you neeed...to consider touching grass instead of talking to me.'

"What?"

'In my day...' Matthias quipped, going into his elderly person voice. 'We used real insults, not this go outside and touch grass drivel. For the record I thought your insult had all the intelligence and thoughtfulness of a dead possum. There are amoeba on saturn who can do better insults than you. If you're sucking up to your friends I suggest you run, so far away from here that nobody will ever see or hear from you again.' 'But there's no point to this argument.' 'Who said anything about this needing a point? This is a comedy review show, not an insightful documentary about the nature of mankind, if you get worked up over this shit then it is your fault, you have the intellectual capacity of a pile of garbage, and oh I see you're new here...if you're going to act like this to others the way you do to Nathan, you are going to be in for a horrible time.'

"What?"

'That remark, it was a mistake, an offensive mistake I know, I know you're lost and new and trying to find your identity but we know that you could improve yourself anyway, looking like Baldrick isn't going to help you.' That's when he realized that Matthias was right, if he was new around here he'd have to make a better first impression, clearly this wasn't the identity he was looking for, defending people he barely even knew wasn't going to help him in the slightest.

"I'm sorry, can you teach me to find a proper identity?"

"I sure can..."

Matthias pulled out a special tome of instructions which he gave to Ty, Ty blushed as he picked it up and began to read from it...he looked through tons of identities and personalities to assume and he realized the one he had currently wouldn't do, he wanted to be someone other than himself and Matthias was the one to help him. The werebelushi helped picked an identity out for him, that of the character Mrs Lovett. He was reluctant to try this but he knew it was for his own good.

"So you...think I'd look good as her?"

"Oh yes...and you'd feel better too."

"Okay, how do I do this?"

A series of invisible needles were jammed into Ty's arm, it didn't hurt but it did give off a tingling sensation as his skin softened, smoothened and paled...his attire slowly contorting into a dress that resembled Lovett's own as his arms slimmed down and his hands shrank, his fingernails lengthening in the process while his chest and torso also slimmed. He always had been self conscious and searching for an identity of his own, he was new and he hadn't discovered who he was until later. He began to realize that these people weren't really his friends, they were just random people he barely even knew, he only thought Nathan was against them because they also did and he couldn't form opinions of his own due to being what was commonly known as a fledgeling deviant-verse character.

Fledgeling deviantart-verse characters were ALWAYS trying to find themselves, and he was finding out who he was as he examined his chest, a pair of round formations developed on them and blossomed out into a pair of breasts, while his stomach slimmed and his hips flared out and his legs lengthened, his back arched as his privates retracted. He realized at this point that acting the way he did was definitely not the proper way to make an introduction, he felt that acting like a sychophant wasn't going to get him anywhere either because for one thing , acting like the villain was a hero when they weren't was a mistake.

He realized Matthias did nothing wrong and that the identify he tried out at the time didn't work for him, he examined himself as his shoulders shrank inward and his hair turned from its normally dirty brown color to a darker color and lengthened and became frizzy and messed up, those people who he tried to suck up to didn't matter and he realized just how awful they were as people. 'You know, i've never liked their bara-fication obsession, all bara types in their transformation media are portrayed as 6'6 with biceps the size of Bournemouth, I always found that kind of thing to be repulsive. Especially when there are actual muscular characters out there.' 'Also totally agree.'

"Absolutely. I don't know why I hung out with them."

'Because you had no clue about your identity at that point, the identity you used was one you weren't comfortable with. Your first impression was somewhat lacking.' He examined his face as it softened and feminize, eyelashes blossoming around his eyes as dark eye makeup was applied around them. His nose shrunk as his cheekbones sharpened and his lips plumped up and his features took on the appearance of Mrs Lovett herself as his voice feminized.

His voice took on a feminine pitch and tone and shifted to match his appearance, becoming that of Helena Bonham Carter. He or 'she' enjoyed this and definitely approved of this new identity, she kept bits of her old personality as she developed an English accent and her transformation completed. She looked over at Matthias and hugged him, sobbing. 'I'm so sorry I acted like that and i'm not saying that in the way that most people in these episodes are supposedly only doing it because they realize way too late that they've been terrible people, oh no...I sincerely mean it.'

"You were just lost and needed to find your identity."

"Oh yes...I did."

Mrs Lovett looked over at Matthias and nodded, feeling a lot better about what had happened, she realized now that this was who she was and what happened was in the past and what happens now is the present. 'The past is in the past, I know you didn't mean to make that mistake.' 'Of course I didn't. I tried to tell them but they didn't listen and what they think it means doesn't actually mean it.'

"I know what it really means."

"I'm glad you do."

And thus with that Matthias summoned Mel and Eucalyptus and they helped Mrs Lovett ease into her new role, getting her to enjoy being who she was and they become friends, Matthias knew he had done the right thing and as for what happened later, well let's just say Mel had someone to help her with her buisness. And thus comes to the lesson of the day, don't go assuming that someone is bad based on what you have heard from others, maybe you should form your own opinions first and go with your gut instinct.