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MoonEcho — Getting Waisted
Published: 2011-05-20 04:35:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3557; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 21
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So... okay. I spent a lot of invisible time on this dicking around trying out some of the different software that came with my tablet, playing with some different painting methods. A lot of them were failures. But it was good exercise! I'm not sure if I'm entirely satisfied with the result, but I'm mostly at peace with it. Time to upload and move on!What's going on with this picture? It's General Septimus Oraka and Lorik Qui'in, but not in that order. Anyway, I picked Septimus from a metaphorical spin of the 'Wheel o' Random Turians' and thought, "Uh, what's funny about this guy? It's the guy who the Asari Consort rejected... so, uh... no one loves him and no one ever will? Ha ha ha!"
Lorik's there too because he's also an old turian you find in a bar, so obviously they have a lot in common and are logical drinking buddies.
BONUS PUNCHLINE: Lorik's got reach.
Turians are from Mass Effect belongs to Bioware.
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I love you Moon. This is Obsy from BSN. this is awesome and I'm not sure how i missed it before.
and Septimus and Lorik is nearly too much EPICness for one picture.
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Oh right ... poor Septimus! This is brilliant! I love the expressions.
Punchline: YEESH! xD
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Am I the only one who keeps thinking Garrus is gonna end up whining like Septimus and go on a drinking spree if Shep ever broke up with him? 
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Have you seen the scene where Shep rejects him in her bedroom? That makes me think he's about to polish off that bottle of wine himself, provided it's not the type that'd kill him. Aw, it's just - TOO SAD TO FATHOM. Also, drunk Garrus makes me think drunken calibrations... he's gonna reprogram the Thanix cannon to shoot Udina in the butt or something XD
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LOL! Oh my god, you just made my day!
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I am about to deftly avoid my complete ignorance of the main joke and the bonus joke by just saying that I love Lorik and I would have 10,000 of his babies. Also, you're brilliant as ever!!
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