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Im sorry if your OCs are well kinda out of charater….>.<  im sorry…..i tried…..and probably failed…forgive me….

Tobi walks into the living room of the base and sees everyone watching tv. "Hey guys! Leader-sama has called everyone to a meeting." Kisame says, "Leader can wait till spongebob goes off." "Going against leader for the first time,eh?" says kakuzu. The fish retorts, "Whatever, Mr. Monopoly." Kakuzu just rolls his eyes. * "Yuuki-chan, cant you please help Tobi get the others to go to the meeting?".  Yuuki, "Fine. Guys, it's not just a normal meeting. You get to meet my brother, Eito." "You think we need another one of you around?",  the bomber replies. Yuuki, "You guys suck…".

"So these are the deadly members of the akatsuki, eh? Not as scary as I figured…" says the unknown visitor. "That's rite! Cause were all good boys!!! Especially Tobi!" screams Tobi. "Shut up, hm!" screams the blond. Yuuki utters the words, "That's Eito…". Eito walks up to Dei. "A girl as pretty as you, shouldn't be partnered with such  a idiot." "Tell leader-sama that, hm." "He doesn't listen, huh? That's not nice…" "You're telling me, hm." Hidan then whispers to sasori, "
Blond hasn't relized that he called him a chick…"
Sasori retorts, "Just let him have his fun…..".
"So what makes a girl like you wanna be in the akatsuki?".
"Excuse me, hm?!"
Hidan whispers, "There we go…".
"Did I say something wrong?"

"Your such a ass, hm! I'm a guy dammit!" . Hidan, "But you know, he is as bitchy as a chick." The puppet nods in agreement. "Well, um…I don't know….".  Says Eito.  "Haha, Senpai  is a girl!!!" says Tobi. Dei then gives Tobi a death glare and screams, "You stupid orange son of a bitch! DROP DEAD!". Tobi is then blown away by a C1 explosion. Eito then backs away over to yuuki, "Should I be scared….?". "Yes…. yes, you should be.  Just stay away from him and you might live…" says Yuuki. Eito nods. Dei then looks at Eito. "You….bastard…" "Hey, sasori, you sure blond isn't PMS-ing?" says hidan. "Oh god, no way." Sasori replies. Eito, "Hey, sorry, it's an honest mistake….hey, didn't that gaara guy mistake you for a girl?* See, I'm not the only one." "And then you bring THAT bastard into this, hm?! Oh, your SOO gonna die!"
"Don't you think that's enough, deidara?" says Yuuki.
"Do you like the taste of C4 being shoved down your throat,hm? "
"No."
"Then shut up, yea!"

"So, Deidara went on one of his rants again….great…." says pein. "This is normal?",says Eito. His question is answered by Konan. "Yea, its pretty normal. You get used to it." "So basically your saying this guy is a emotional wreck?" questions Eito. "Well he is a insane sucide bomber…" yuuki awsers.
"So should I really be fearing for my life?"
"Yes and no. The only person he really hurts is Tobi. However, he got blown away. So hes gonna be looking for a new victim to pour all his angst onto."
"And where do I come in?"
"You're the guy who pissed him off today…"
"Shhhiiiittttt……"
Hidan whispers something inaudiable to Sasori. Sasori chuckles. "Do you two wanna get iced, THAT badly?" questions deidara. "Not that badly." They both say in unison.
"Then stop talking about me!" Then Hidan does something stupid, he asks:
"Blond, are you really sure you're not a chick? You sure do bitch like a woman does."
Kisame chimes in and says, "Yea, your worse than Konan." Deidara then flicks them off, and leaves. Konan also leaves the room. "Well, that wasn't nice…" Hidan retorts, "Where fucking criminals, nothing we do is nice." "If you haven't realized that, you should leave." Says itachi. "You shouldn't be such a ass Itachi. Lets go meet zetsu eito." Says yuuki.  "Sounds good to me." Says Eito. Yuuki starts walking out the room and Eito follows.
"Tell me Yuuki, how many death threats have been aimed at me today? Hm? You got some awesome friends here."
"Its not my fault, you pissed them off."
"But everything is always your fault. You chose to bring me here….you were so adamant about me meeting these guys….."
Black: Who is this guy?
White: Has the base been attacked?
Black: Can I eat him?
Eito: What the hell?
Yuuki: This would be Zetsu.
Eito: Are you a plant?
Black: Yea, im gonna eat him.
Yuuki: Common zetsu. Its ok, you don't have to kill him….
Eito: Yuuki, who is this guy?!
White: Where Zetsu.
Black: And who the hell are you?!
Eito: I am Eito. And what do you mean, "Can I eat him?"
Zetsu: We mean exactly that.
Yuuki: He Is the akatsuki spy/garbage can.
Zetsu: We eat the people the akatsuki have already killed or ant dead.
Eito retorts, in a discusted mannor, "You eat dead people?!"
Zetsu: Whats it to you?!
Eito: Im outa here! All of you are insane! *takes off running out of the base*

Yuuki walks back into the living room seeing Tobi is back and all the other members are watching another episode of "Ouran High School Host Club". "Tamaki is sooo cute!!!!" screams Konan. Pein rolls his eyes. "Where did your brother go?" asks Mr. Monopoly. Yuuki, "Well, he screamed "Im outa here! All of you are insame! " And took off running out of the base."
"Well, that was rude, un."

  *can you imagine Kakuzu rolling his eyes? Just try too! Its sooo hard!*
* Yes. Gaara did mistake Dei for a girl in the manga. Look it up."

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Im sorry if your OCs are well kinda out of charater….>.<  im sorry…..i tried…..and probably failed…forgive me….

Tobi walks into the living room of the base and sees everyone watching tv. "Hey guys! Leader-sama has called everyone to a meeting." Kisame says, "Leader can wait till spongebob goes off." "Going against leader for the first time,eh?" says kakuzu. The fish retorts, "Whatever, Mr. Monopoly." Kakuzu just rolls his eyes. * "Yuuki-chan, cant you please help Tobi get the others to go to the meeting?".  Yuuki, "Fine. Guys, it's not just a normal meeting. You get to meet my brother, Eito." "You think we need another one of you around?",  the bomber replies. Yuuki, "You guys suck…".

"So these are the deadly members of the akatsuki, eh? Not as scary as I figured…" says the unknown visitor. "That's rite! Cause were all good boys!!! Especially Tobi!" screams Tobi. "Shut up, hm!" screams the blond. Yuuki utters the words, "That's Eito…". Eito walks up to Dei. "A girl as pretty as you, shouldn't be partnered with such  a idiot." "Tell leader-sama that, hm." "He doesn't listen, huh? That's not nice…" "You're telling me, hm." Hidan then whispers to sasori, "
Blond hasn't relized that he called him a chick…"
Sasori retorts, "Just let him have his fun…..".
"So what makes a girl like you wanna be in the akatsuki?".
"Excuse me, hm?!"
Hidan whispers, "There we go…".
"Did I say something wrong?"

"Your such a ass, hm! I'm a guy dammit!" . Hidan, "But you know, he is as bitchy as a chick." The puppet nods in agreement. "Well, um…I don't know….".  Says Eito.  "Haha, Senpai  is a girl!!!" says Tobi. Dei then gives Tobi a death glare and screams, "You stupid orange son of a bitch! DROP DEAD!". Tobi is then blown away by a C1 explosion. Eito then backs away over to yuuki, "Should I be scared….?". "Yes…. yes, you should be.  Just stay away from him and you might live…" says Yuuki. Eito nods. Dei then looks at Eito. "You….bastard…" "Hey, sasori, you sure blond isn't PMS-ing?" says hidan. "Oh god, no way." Sasori replies. Eito, "Hey, sorry, it's an honest mistake….hey, didn't that gaara guy mistake you for a girl?* See, I'm not the only one." "And then you bring THAT bastard into this, hm?! Oh, your SOO gonna die!"
"Don't you think that's enough, deidara?" says Yuuki.
"Do you like the taste of C4 being shoved down your throat,hm? "
"No."
"Then shut up, yea!"

"So, Deidara went on one of his rants again….great…." says pein. "This is normal?",says Eito. His question is answered by Konan. "Yea, its pretty normal. You get used to it." "So basically your saying this guy is a emotional wreck?" questions Eito. "Well he is a insane sucide bomber…" yuuki awsers.
"So should I really be fearing for my life?"
"Yes and no. The only person he really hurts is Tobi. However, he got blown away. So hes gonna be looking for a new victim to pour all his angst onto."
"And where do I come in?"
"You're the guy who pissed him off today…"
"Shhhiiiittttt……"
Hidan whispers something inaudiable to Sasori. Sasori chuckles. "Do you two wanna get iced, THAT badly?" questions deidara. "Not that badly." They both say in unison.
"Then stop talking about me!" Then Hidan does something stupid, he asks:
"Blond, are you really sure you're not a chick? You sure do bitch like a woman does."
Kisame chimes in and says, "Yea, your worse than Konan." Deidara then flicks them off, and leaves. Konan also leaves the room. "Well, that wasn't nice…" Hidan retorts, "Where fucking criminals, nothing we do is nice." "If you haven't realized that, you should leave." Says itachi. "You shouldn't be such a ass Itachi. Lets go meet zetsu eito." Says yuuki.  "Sounds good to me." Says Eito. Yuuki starts walking out the room and Eito follows.
"Tell me Yuuki, how many death threats have been aimed at me today? Hm? You got some awesome friends here."
"Its not my fault, you pissed them off."
"But everything is always your fault. You chose to bring me here….you were so adamant about me meeting these guys….."
Black: Who is this guy?
White: Has the base been attacked?
Black: Can I eat him?
Eito: What the hell?
Yuuki: This would be Zetsu.
Eito: Are you a plant?
Black: Yea, im gonna eat him.
Yuuki: Common zetsu. Its ok, you don't have to kill him….
Eito: Yuuki, who is this guy?!
White: Where Zetsu.
Black: And who the hell are you?!
Eito: I am Eito. And what do you mean, "Can I eat him?"
Zetsu: We mean exactly that.
Yuuki: He Is the akatsuki spy/garbage can.
Zetsu: We eat the people the akatsuki have already killed or ant dead.
Eito retorts, in a discusted mannor, "You eat dead people?!"
Zetsu: Whats it to you?!
Eito: Im outa here! All of you are insane! *takes off running out of the base*

Yuuki walks back into the living room seeing Tobi is back and all the other members are watching another episode of "Ouran High School Host Club". "Tamaki is sooo cute!!!!" screams Konan. Pein rolls his eyes. "Where did your brother go?" asks Mr. Monopoly. Yuuki, "Well, he screamed "Im outa here! All of you are insame! " And took off running out of the base."
"Well, that was rude, un."

  *can you imagine Kakuzu rolling his eyes? Just try too! Its sooo hard!*
* Yes. Gaara did mistake Dei for a girl in the manga. Look it up."