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Published: 2010-05-12 16:26:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 1715; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 4
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Hidan has a kid?! WTF?! Chap 10Kisame: So, do u understand, Kawa?
Kawa: Yes, Kawa understands. Kisame is not a shark. Kisame is a human, just looks like a shark.
Kisame: Sure….lets go with that….
Kawa: So….can Kawa go back to Uncle Sasi, now?
Kisame: O.O no. no you cannot.
Kawa: Why?
Kisame: Because your dad doesn't approve of child pornography.
Kawa: What?
Kisame: Nothing…..go play with Tobi….
Kawa: Ok! Bye Bye, Uncle Jaws!
Kisame: *eye twitch* Bye, Kawa.
*Back to Sasori*
Sasori: *walks into hall and sees Kawa*
Kawa: Hi, Uncle Sasi!
Sasori: I'm tired of being nice Kawa…..
Kawa: huh?
Sasori: *picks up Kayla*
Kawa: WEEEE!!!!
Sasori: *trows into his room*
Kawa: AHHHH!!! CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE!
Sasori: *tapes her mouth shut*
Kawa: MHMHMHPH!!!!!
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hmm...iz that a complement, or no?
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if somebody touch her i will kill them and feed them to my dog and cat!!
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O.O dont! they dont wanna be killed!!
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wel then they better be nice to her!
if not the theyr heads are goin up eachother ases!
but a great story^^
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ahahahahhahaah!! CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!! *dies from laughing* XP
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LOL and NOO!!! u cant die! that means i killed u...no....
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*comes back to life* i have to live to continue reading....and then i'll die!! don't worry though i died from laughing like 30 times last night...no joke!!
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awsome. ^^ but please be careful i dont want my new friend to die, even if its from laughter. XD
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*passes out from not breathing*
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common wake up!!!!!deidara, do u know how to do mouth to mouth?
deidara: wich mouth?
hers...*points to u* SHES NOT BREATHING!!!!!!
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*nose starts bleeding from thought of Deidara kissing me*
(XD I'm this much of a fangirl XD)
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dei: why is her noes bleeding?
maby she has somthing else wrong too....
XD ME 2!
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*dying more because Dei talked*
Now I'm going too far
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dei: so how do i do mouth to mouth?
the guy with 4 mouths...dosnt know how to do mouth to mouth?
dei: nope.
XD
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*comes back to life, and tackles Dei*
MAKE-OUT WITH ME, DAMNIT!!!!!
XDDDD
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dei: O.O i wouldeve if u were still dead.....
FAIL!!!
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*starts dying again*
EPIC FAIL ON ME XD
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now shes just acting...
dei: do i still have to kiss her?
if u want....
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(PLZ WANT TO KISS ME)
*starts turning blue*
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dei: witch mouth
the one u eat with...
dei: *looks at hand*
eat FOOD with...
dei: oh...*kisses u, HAPPY?!*
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*nose bleeds more and I start dying for real*
(And HELL YES I AM.)
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(im happy u are. XD)
dei: thats not working....
O.O eh, kisame!
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Kisame: yea?
poor water on her face.
(thats why. XD)
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*dying faster*
(..if you bring Hidan out, I will come back to life XD)
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kisame: *splash*
dei: dint work...
dammit...HIDAN!!!
(happyness?)
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*gurgles because hidan's Name was called and nose starts bleeding again*
(ALOT of happiness XD)
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hidan: what?
can u wake her up?
hidan: why the hell should i?
(XD)
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*starts hyperventilating because i heard Hidan's voice*
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well, theres no reason why u should...were just asking u too.
hidan: shes breathing so she isnt dead...can i finish the job?
NO!
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*comes back to life, tackles Hidan, ties his arms up, and quickly starts dragging him away*
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hidan: WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!
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MINE!!!
*runs out of room with Hidan*
And I'm Immortal too, Dumbass!
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*eye twitch*
deidara: what just happened?
rape....
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