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moonlight576 — Hidan has a kid? WTF? chap 20
Published: 2011-01-14 19:06:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 905; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Yea. just a recap. Kana, is Hidans EX and Kawa's mom. sorry 4 OC-ness.Enjoy. ^_^
Hidan: What the hell are you doing here kana?!
Kana: What do you think, Hidan?! You didn't sign the divorce papers!!! And you didn't pay child support this month!
Hidan: Weve only been separated 4 fucking hours, dammit!!
Kana: And you didnt pay!!!!!
Hidan: You dumb bitch!
Kakuzu: You stupid woman! For one thing, do you know how expensive a divorce is?! Hidan works for the Akatsuki and your a house wife! Whats there to be gained?!!! Hes fucking broke!!! Secondly, why the hell should hidan pay u anything if you were never married?! There were no divorce papers, you idiot! And lastly, Hidan has custody of Kayla, so you dont get shit! Of all things, you should be paying him money every month, not the other way around! I didn't know someone could be so fucking stupid! I bet you cant even begin to comprehend how to do taxes and manage money, let alone file a divorce! Hell, on that note, i bet you cant even play "Monopoly"! Dammit, do you want me to get all homicidal on your ass?!
Hidan: Kakuzu...dammit man. *slaps his back* i didnt know you had such a potty mouth on you!
Kakuzu: *breathing hard* I cant stand tax collectors or really pissed baby mommas who want child support. The point is....i dont like people trying to take money away . And THE AKASUKI CANT AFFORD TO PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!
Hidan: Yep. Thats why i kept kawa.
Kakuzu: Smart. Im impressed Hidan.
Kawa: *cries* put me down! you cant even play monopawy!!!
Kana: And you cant even say Monopoly! Stupid, brat! Hmph! All i need if for you to live with me and then, ill get money from Hidan, then....I CAN GO SHOPPING!!!
Kawa: *cries* you, you, selfish bitch!!!!
Hidan: *growls and goes skeleton on her ass* Put. Her. Down. Now.
kakuzu: *baking away slowly*
NOW ITS TIME FOR OUR FAVORITE SHOW!!!!
(all the children held hostage *cough* by sasori *cough* start clapping)
ITS KONAN'S CORNER!!!
Hey, Akatsuki fan girls and boys. It me Konan. A.K.A Blue. A.K.A "that chick with the flower". Our awesome author, Angie decided to be nice and let me have my own little moment. *cough* with out having to share it with pein. *cough* Now im here to tell you that, IM IMPORTANT TOO!!! THE AKATSUKI WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT MY FEMININE CHARM!! DEIDARA WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED TOBI IF I WASNT THERE TO STOP THE MAD BOMBER!!!! NOW IF YOU WODERING WHERE THE HELL PEIN IS, HES IN HIS ROOM GIVING HIMSELF MORE PIERCINGS!!ITS ABOUT ME RITE NOW, GOT IT?! WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU THINK OF PEIN?! YOU SEE HIM AND "that chick with that blue hair", I HAVE A NAME!!! IM KONAN, JASHIN DAMMIT!! I WAS IN THE AKASUKI LONGER THAN ALMOST EVERY MEMBER!! I ACTUALLY KNEW TOBI WAS MADARA!!! YET ALL OF YOU EITHER LOVE DEIDARA WITH HIS, "sexy long blond hair" OR HIDAN WITH IS, "bad ass sexy vampire look". IT SEEMS AS IF KISAME AND I, "the blue people" GET LITTLE FAN BASE!!! WHERE IMPORTANT DAMMIT!!!! AND-. Konan is suddenly knocked out by Deidara. Deidara says, "Sorry you guys...Konan for got to take her chill pills. Pein's been putting her under alot of stress lately..." and exits.
END OF KONAN SHOW.
me: yea...i didnt know she'd go all pshyo on you guys....*walks away*
*the kids cry when all the lights go out*
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Kana: *takes off running away*
Hidan: *throws scyth*
kawa: AHH!!!!!
naruto jutsu/technique rules doent apply in this story. as in, when hidan goes "skeleton", and not the proper name for the curse/jutsu/thing.
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Comments: 33
I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH FROM THIS STORY 
SO AWESOME 
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Lol Konan's corner, what's next? Zetsu's gardening show? Nice chapter though. Ooh who knew Kuzu could get so pissed. Looks like Kana's in for it now.
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zetsus gardening show, sounds like a awsome idea.
totallly!!! i wish kuzu hada fit like that in the anime.
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You are welcome. ^^
I know that would be hilarious
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ikr? we should go complaine to kishimoto
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Yeah we should, though I doubt he'd listen XD
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I like the text talk a lot xD
It's funny do more DO MORE!
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hahaha thanks! XD and i will! i will!!
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Um... if it wasnt for the text talk and the Character:*action*Speaking this might be good. But right now, it's not. Please work on that.
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its just for this and akasuki series of mine. all other stories i have are in proper paragraph form. most of the people who read this series, enjoy it in this format. however in others that i actually strive to improve my writing skills are in typical paragraph format. you can check my gallery if your interested.
thanks for the comment.
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Actually, I would like to this story in proper format. It seems interesting, if not for the complete OCness of the zombie twins.
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OCness,OCness...yes, i can agree with that. But if it weren't for hidan actually "caring" about kayla and for the slight yaoi i imply, there would be no story. and kakuzu flipping out, that was to add a comedic element. however, if your referring to another element of OCness, please tell me. then i may be able to improve on them acting more IN character.
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Mostly the caring, no mention of Jashin, heathens, or killing by Hidan, Kakuzu showing too much emotion, and Kakuzu standing up for Hidan.
Also: Hidan's jutsu is called Curse Technique: Death Controlling Possessed Blood and I'm not totally sure if you understand the word Seme, as you used it incorectly.
On a POSITIVE note: You did well with Hidan's cursing, his protectiveness (which, while never shown in the series, is pretty much a given when going by the rest of his personality), and Kakuzu's obsession with money.
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Jashin! your rite! i hardly ever have hidan mention Jashin unless he curses. i'll work on that. Kakuzu has been pretty blank and un-caring it the other chapters, and he will return to being that way in chap 21.
The jutsu i was aware of, but i couldn't think of a good/funny way for him to ingest any of Kana's blood so i just decided to cut it out. i know what "seme" means, but your correct about me not using it properly so i will remove that.
and thank you.
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^-^ You're welcome. I'm glad I could help, even though I did sound rather rude in my earlier comments.
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oh, its fine.
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