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FLASHBACK TIME!!!!

Dei: yea, un. Lets go. *looks at tobi*  Get up before I shove a bomb up your ass!
Tobi: I always knew you were gay, senpai….
Dei:  What was that, you little shit?
Hidan and Kisame: *dying of laughter*
Tobi:  Well, yea senpai, its seemed like you enjoyed me, making you watch hardcore yaoi. And I rember seeing you on fanfiction and deviant art. Did you and sasori really pose for all those pictures? And finally im pretty sure when you said shove a bomb up my ass you really meant shove my di- *is tackled by a very angry Deidara*
Hidan: Go blond!
Kisame: Fight back tobi!
Tobi: Senpai! I can scream rape if you don't get off!
Dei: Whose gonna help you?! *punch*

FLASHBACK OVER!!!

Tobi: That hurt, Deidara.
Dei: Do you think i care- th-that,that voice....
Madara: I suppose you enjoy yaoi.
Dei: Shit....

*About a hour later*

Kisame: *pulls out map* From what i can tell, we are about a week from our location.
Tobi: Were almost there!!
Dei: D-did we bri-bring enough money for food?
Kisame: Yea, but only enough money for 3 of us.
Hidan: So, Tobi has to starve.
Tobi: Whaaa??
Dei: Hidan, your the one who came in unexpectedly.
Kisame: Yea, you just have to live of food pills sense you didn't bring any money.
Hidan: So fucking way! You can starve me jut because i came a little late!!
Kisame: We can and will.
Hidan: Hey, fuck you fish face! Blond, you with me or what?!
Dei: As much as i would enjoy starving the orange idiot, Kisame has a point.
Hidan: What?! Fine fuck you too blond!
Tobi: Tobi thinks Hidan is over exaggerating, He still gets food pills.
Hidan: Those are bloody disgusting!!!
Kisame: But you wont starve for the next week.
Hidan: Ok, fuck all you godless heathens!! *runs deeper into forest*
Kisame: Sweet, one less mouth to feed.
Dei: Agreed.
Tobi: But what about Hidan-Sama?
Dei: He wont die. Don't worry.
Kisame: Even if he did, hes Kakuzu's partner. Not Our problem.

*back at the base*

Itachi: Have you seen Kisame, Kakuzu?
Kakuzu: My answer will cost you 1 dollar.
Itachi: *hands Kakuzu a coupon* One free answer.
Kakuzu: Damn. No idea, Hidan is gone too.
Itachi: *hands over another coupon* One free conversation.
Kakuzu: I should have never given you these...*holds coupon up to light*
Itachi: Too late now...
Kakuzu: I hope Hidan's dead. (
Itachi: One less loud mouth. *starts to walk away*
Kakuzu: *squints at coupon* Hey....THIS IS COUNTERFEIT!!!!
Itachi: *poofs away*

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FLASHBACK TIME!!!!

Dei: yea, un. Lets go. *looks at tobi*  Get up before I shove a bomb up your ass!
Tobi: I always knew you were gay, senpai….
Dei:  What was that, you little shit?
Hidan and Kisame: *dying of laughter*
Tobi:  Well, yea senpai, its seemed like you enjoyed me, making you watch hardcore yaoi. And I rember seeing you on fanfiction and deviant art. Did you and sasori really pose for all those pictures? And finally im pretty sure when you said shove a bomb up my ass you really meant shove my di- *is tackled by a very angry Deidara*
Hidan: Go blond!
Kisame: Fight back tobi!
Tobi: Senpai! I can scream rape if you don't get off!
Dei: Whose gonna help you?! *punch*

FLASHBACK OVER!!!

Tobi: That hurt, Deidara.
Dei: Do you think i care- th-that,that voice....
Madara: I suppose you enjoy yaoi.
Dei: Shit....

*About a hour later*

Kisame: *pulls out map* From what i can tell, we are about a week from our location.
Tobi: Were almost there!!
Dei: D-did we bri-bring enough money for food?
Kisame: Yea, but only enough money for 3 of us.
Hidan: So, Tobi has to starve.
Tobi: Whaaa??
Dei: Hidan, your the one who came in unexpectedly.
Kisame: Yea, you just have to live of food pills sense you didn't bring any money.
Hidan: So fucking way! You can starve me jut because i came a little late!!
Kisame: We can and will.
Hidan: Hey, fuck you fish face! Blond, you with me or what?!
Dei: As much as i would enjoy starving the orange idiot, Kisame has a point.
Hidan: What?! Fine fuck you too blond!
Tobi: Tobi thinks Hidan is over exaggerating, He still gets food pills.
Hidan: Those are bloody disgusting!!!
Kisame: But you wont starve for the next week.
Hidan: Ok, fuck all you godless heathens!! *runs deeper into forest*
Kisame: Sweet, one less mouth to feed.
Dei: Agreed.
Tobi: But what about Hidan-Sama?
Dei: He wont die. Don't worry.
Kisame: Even if he did, hes Kakuzu's partner. Not Our problem.

*back at the base*

Itachi: Have you seen Kisame, Kakuzu?
Kakuzu: My answer will cost you 1 dollar.
Itachi: *hands Kakuzu a coupon* One free answer.
Kakuzu: Damn. No idea, Hidan is gone too.
Itachi: *hands over another coupon* One free conversation.
Kakuzu: I should have never given you these...*holds coupon up to light*
Itachi: Too late now...
Kakuzu: I hope Hidan's dead. (
Itachi: One less loud mouth. *starts to walk away*
Kakuzu: *squints at coupon* Hey....THIS IS COUNTERFEIT!!!!
Itachi: *poofs away*