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Published: 2010-04-14 00:24:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1392; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 3
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Hidan has a kid?! WTF?! Chap. 6*this whole chapter will be about Hidan and Sana we will return to Kawa's little adventure next chapter*
Sana: Hidan. I need some money to go to the mall.
Hidan: Our daughter's fucking missing and you wanna go to the mall?!
Sana: Yea! I do is that a problem?!
Hidan: I can't believe you…. Kakuzu has money why didn't you marry him?!
Sana: Because he was your partner!
Hidan: So you didn't marry kakuzu because I was his partner?
Sana: Exactly. He has money.
Hidan: Wow….deidara was rite you are a money loving whore…
Sana: You were the one who spent all those missions ALONE with him!
Hidan: And he was SO MUCH BETTER in bed than you!
Sana: I KNEW IT YOU ARE GAY!!!! no wonder u like reading yaoi on deviant art so much…
Hidan: WHATS WRONG WITH YAOI, BITCH?! There is a inner yaoi fan girl in everyone….
Sana: Do u want your daughter to read yaoi?!
Hidan: When she hits 13, she sure as hell will!
Sana: I can't believe you! Why don't you just go back to Kakuzu, then?!
Hidan: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!! I WILL! I get guardian ship of Kayla! AND IM NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT!!!!! *runs out house*
Sana: TAKE HER! SEE IF I CARE!!!! SHE WAS A BAD KID ANYWAY!!!!!!
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aww, im happy i could make u smile. feel better.
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hahahahhahahah!! i'm crying from laughing so hard!! i want Hidan as my dad!! my stomach hurts!!!! this is the best chapter so far!!!!!!
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LOL im happy u like it so very much. XDD i did kinda like this chappy.
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hay, do u have any ideas for the next chapter?
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lwalz, Hidan's ryt.. his wife is such a Jashin-damned bitchy whore.. ^^
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hidan: jashin thanks u! at least somone agrees!!!
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ur fucking welcome, asshole.. C:<
oh, sorry, I didn't mean juu, dat was 4 Hidan..(the curses, actually..^^)
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hidan: what the fuck did u just say, bitch?!
(im hurt. 
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2 hidan: you heard me, dumbass.. now, I dun wanna get sacrificed(LIE.!!! >:C)let's just shut d fuck up..
2 moonlight: oh, I'm sorry.. 
heheh, I'm gonna sleep now.. ^^
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hidan: who the hell do u think u are?! i dont do shit! ill do what ever the hell i want!
im not offeneded at all. it was funny. 
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2 hidan: of course I know u can do wutever d fuck ya want.. hahahah, well, gudbye then.. see ya whenever I have some Jashin-damned tym 4 shit.. ^^
hahah, tnx.. ^^ oh, and it's morning now here.!!! jaaay.!!! XD
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hidan: um, good buy? *walks away*
it is coolll!!! its nite here!
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w8.. are juu in America.? cuz if juu are, in mah country, we have a 12-hour time difference or sumthin' lyk dat.. yeah, I know cool, eh.? ^^
2 hidan: jesh, fucking good bye.!!! ^^
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i know, it totally coolieos! an yea, im in america.
hidanm: *walks away*
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hahah.!!! I'm in d Philippines, so it really IS a 12-hour difference.!!! XD I'm guessing.....it's 9:50 there...in the NIGHT.. ^^
2 hidan: ...HAHAHAH.!!! he -hahah,- walked away.!!! 
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omg ur rite!!! its exactly 9:55 here! u can see the future. O.O
hidan: *walks back*
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nuuh, we juz hav d same clock tymz.. XD d only difference is d AM-PM thing.. ^^
2 hidan:.? back so fucking soon.? ^^
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awww, i thought u could tell me my future...
hidan: i lost my rosery....
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hahahah, cuz I'm not an alien.. XD
2 hidan: Which rosary, this,(holds up his Jashinist necklace) or--
Hidan: THAT ONE, YOU BIT--
me: --or this other one.???(holds up the Christian's Holy Rosary)
Hidan: NOOOO.!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING--MMHFFHH.!!! >:C
me: *taped his mouth w/ large,sticky tape.. ^^*
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hidan: *muffled* hsmoprfor!!!!!!!
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aww, but maby u are...XD
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WHAHAHHAH.!!! MAAAYBE.!!! XD oh, && tnx 4 d devwatch.!!! XD
hidan: hahah,hah... uhm, excuse me.??? :3
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welcome! and i wanna be a alien!!!! then i can breath in out space!!!XD
hidan: FUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
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nooo, a ninja.!!! lyk mah OCs.!!! mah Own Character is actually a copy ninja, but can do Bloodline Techniques, too.!!! XD she can use d Eternal Sharingan of Madara too.!!! XD
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awsome. my OC is a swordsman( well girl) who uses ninja wolves to fight people.
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nice.!!! XD
oh, just read my looong comment here..
[link]
you can see it.. the very long comment for wolfmaster1... ^^
those are mah other OCs.. ^^
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WOW. O.O and i have a bunch but heres info about 2 of them [link] altho in this one u can ignore the parts about her brother and the ending i was kinda ranting XD and [link] u dont haft read em all, that would take forever.
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FOREVER? forever is a long time,rite?
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Yes... yes it is, your point?
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so...there together foerver!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg. that rymes!!!!!!!! XD
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Yeah! rhymning rules too! I have a character who ryhmns when he talks, its fun
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awsomy. can i meet your chaater?!
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sure, Hey Ludwig!!
Ludwig: *in emo corner*
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hi. ludwig. i live in the emo box. and you live in the emo corner?
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Ludwig: *shakes head no*
Me: He barely talks, so it might take sometime to make him rhyme, hey I just did it, lol
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me: awsomy. but why dont you talk much?
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Ludwig: *looks at you* Because I am dead, I'm a lost in the head
(He's a ghost)
Me: wooo!
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Ludwig: I wish not to answer that, you living little brat
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HA! im not a brat! but i am living! unlike some ghosts....
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Ludwig: *glares*
Me: dun dun duuuuun *silence*
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me: hahaha nothing to say ludwig?
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me: hurtful...ludwig i jus wanna be friends.
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Ludwig: *crosses arms and goes back to emo corner*
Me: -_-'
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me: eh, sure i like the emo corner. but why did ludwig go back there?
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