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MorianBloodmoon — Flamboyant Captain
Published: 2011-05-22 15:22:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 563; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 8
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Yes, I DID see the new Pirates movie. FUCK YES!!!!Best part was no Orlando Bloom, heh heh.
Until Grell and Undertaker, I NEVER thought about alternate universes. Now I do. I present to you...PIRATE VERSE!!!
Captain Grell Sutcliff sails his ship "La Petite Mort" (it's French for "The Little Death", in other words "an orgasm").
Heh heh, get it?
Anywhoooo...
Unlike most pirates, Captain Sutcliff knows how to use swords; he often carriers two rapiers on him as well as one gun (mostly for show, he doesn't use it much). He's very bloodthirsty and often will attack for no reason, except for the excitement an d thrill of it.
Due to his flamboyant and feminine nature, Grell has sharpened his teeth to look shark-like to intimidate his crew and enemies (as if him being a hot-blooded killer wasn't enough).
Many rumors circulate around Captain Sutcliff. My favorite rumor is how sharks always follow "La Petite Mort". Because they always get fed.
In the Pirate AU, Grell gets captured by the ship "The Coffin Maker" run by the infamous Captain Undertaker.
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Most certainly! ^^
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'Tis done
'Tis horrible but done.
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Yay thank you ^^ I will give you credit for the idea!
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whahaha! my mind keeps linking this to ciel's eyepatch... than maybe we should give sebby a hook, since he once lost his arm...
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I wanna see Sebby hop around on a peg leg...just for my cruel amusement. XD
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whaha! now that will give him a whole new look
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DUUUDE!!!! MY Friends were making fun of my Grell addiction and they said, "When you were watching the new Pirates movie you were mentally writing Grell crossovers, hu?" my response: "Maybe . . . X3"
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I do that all the time!
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YAY UNHEALTHY OBSESSION!!!!
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Love your icon btw. X3
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Thanks! Yours is cute too, but a bit hard to read!
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"I could just eat you right up!" I got it for free on DA
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Glad I'm not the only one! XD
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Your not alone darling!
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Huh.
Guess I should have seen it coming.
Where else would Grell want to be, aside from a boat surrounded by men of his choosing, forced to obey his every whim?
And that AU sounds pretty badass to boot.
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Oh, yes. Grell is a total man-slut in the Pirate AU. he likes to ride his canons when he fires them. XD
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Man, I wish I had thought of that first.
Damn, Pirate Grell is a good idea!
And, heh heh. Grell's huge canon.
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I bet he's the type of pirate than kiss, then kills and then... just keep kissing and killing...
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