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Morloth88 — How to get a man
Published: 2008-10-20 22:51:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 80713; Favourites: 1433; Downloads: 819
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Some male snatching tips from a random selection Disney girls… and Ariel of course. As always she is in there when it’s my Disney fun.I just find it funny how these ladies got their men and maybe we can get some advice.
Edit: A while ago, I had a vote about which of my old pictures I should redo, this one won [link] This picture was the second. So I redid it now, see the imrovment here: [link] 
Disney women comic strip nr 6
All my other Disney stuff can be found here: [link]
Stockholm syndrome for those who doesn’t know: When the hostages start getting positive feelings for the kidnappers, not necessary love but at least protectiveness.
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Joke. it's a joke. all of there mean Disney girls comics were meant as mean jokes where the girls weren't so goodie two shoes. it wasn't uncommon but not as foofing common as it is today.
I frankly have had it to here with people complaining. Belle isn't perfect. but if I ever dared to voice any such thing I got flamed to kingdom kong but that I besmirched my own favourite girl Ariel, a very naive girl how is more out of character here than any of them, barely mentioned... and they are all out of character here just to give people a little laugh.
These days everyone and their mum have done this. So foof this. I am disabling all comments on the mean girl comics. You where the last one not to laugh at the jokes and just tell me the plot holes.
I have debated for years if I should just take 'em down as they are neither original or apparently all that fun. but I'll just disable comments to start with.
And no, I'm not mad. I'm tiered. you aren't the first one. you are clearly not the first and I have never been called a patient or reasonable and clam person.
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I don't think any of them REALLY work... I was just having fun ^^
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Some of these are sort of true. Especially Meg's.
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How to get a man; be crazy.
Then how the hell am I single.
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Pick a crazy one to go for.
Worked for me
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Oh wait, I just realized, just go for the ones that fear for their lives.
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I always use Cinder´s plan....doesn´t work
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Nah, turns out.
It helps if they like you back, no matter the tactic
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I wouldn't go with any of these plans. I'd suggest the "talking to" aproach
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Just gonna say now, that Ariel's plan does not work…trust me, I tried… lol anyway 
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It sorta worked for me though.. 
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Or not ^^ these girl's might not have the best advice XD
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HAHA!!!! Ah, unrealistic Disney... you crack me up... that was very refreshing.
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Mulan didn't join the army to get men, she did it to ptotect her father.
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Jupp, Belle didn't give up her life to get a man, Meg just wanted to be free and Jane was on a expedition.
But I was trying to be funny
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Technically Belle had the opposite of Stockholm syndrome, where the Beast fell in love with his captive and eventually set her free.
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Exactly! Of course we know it's meant as a joke, that's the whole point. However these are classic movies, hard to not try and defend them, especially if one of them is your absolute favorite lol
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I recognise the need to correct over tje need to just enjoy the joke. it's a burden
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That she went through a lot of princes before she found her diamond in the ruff. the joke is that there are a limited amount of Princes and she has exes among her friends boyfriends. it does have a mature label
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I think the only one who gives actual good advice in this is Meg. The others....not so much.
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Yeah well none of them really...it's just the way they went about it
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Becouse I (and therfor ariel and Disney too for that matter)see her as a real princess and therefor didn't have ariel mock her.
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I know of a princess, but she is a so-called "Dreamworks princess"! Can you guess, who I mean?
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No... Anastasia and Ophelia was 20 Centry fox and Sony pictures...
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Her surname isn't Charming
It would have been had she married Prince Charming.she'sMrs Shrek
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Scary face!!!
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The rest of the Disney princesses are your typical needy girls that end up finding love at the end. Except Mulan. Mulan seems to be the only one who ends up doing something other than finding Prince Charming. She saves her own country.
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Kida saves her land too esmeralda befriends quasimodo and bring him enough curage to step in the to light and be exepted by the people. Rapunzel frees herslve and saves her guy. but there is a lot of mainly love stories
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Yeah but still Mulan still gets a guy without her striving to be physically perfect.
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She gets a guy by being a guy
I like her too
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