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Moso-stuff — Unexpected Stowaway Hitchhiker
Published: 2012-08-05 20:37:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 684; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 7
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I don't have Siri, much less an iPhone... Or a car... I do have a driver's license, though.'Today I checked my calender, and noticed that I was scheduled to make another trip to the legendary Norwegian Woods that I'd heard plenty about, and rather enjoyed visiting. After checking to make sure my flat was secured, and that my Scolipede hadn't made another mess, I locked the door behind me and got into my car, which was actually given to me by my mom quite a while ago. Although it had its problems here and there, it was still reliable, and it wasn't in that bad condition. As I took my iPhone out of my bag, I started wondering if I'd run into Christle again, since the area I was going to scout is close to where she usually roams about. Even though I've named her Christle, because she bears some resemblance to me, she actually doesn't talk, or make coherent noises other than musical hums, clicks, squeaks, and other miscellaneous chirps. She also isn't officially my Pokemon, despite my numerous run-ins and encounters with her. Maybe if I ask nicely, or bait her with Cartle, she'd agree to move in with me and my other Pokemon friends.
I then asked Siri where the Norwegian Woods were, because I'm awfully forgetful, but in the middle of her answer, a nasally male voice piped in. I swear, it almost scared the piss out of me. Accidentally dropping my iPhone and wheeling my head over my shoulder, I saw Lentle leaning forward from the back seat, pointing a claw towards the road. At first I was petrified, then I was amazed, and then I was serious. This was the same Lentle that had been following Christle for quite some time now, and here he was, sitting in my car! I guess he must've figured that since I knew how to get to Christle's general location, that he'd follow me to her. But how'd he know where I live? It was probably a good hour or two from the woods. And how'd he get in my car?
I sat there for a minute, staring at the guy, his blank eyes staring back at me. Looking back towards the road, I shook my head and chuckled, turning on the car and driving onto the road.
Turns out he was right about it being the one after the 909.
...
Hey, where's my phone?'
Ugh lame story. But here's my entry to this (or last) week's 'Song of the Week '.
I didn't feel like erasing and outlining the entire thing, so I just outlined it. It's not too bad.
Also, interrobangs for the win.
Beatlemon (c) =byona
Researcher Christian and comic (c) Moso Industries
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And more attractive, in an adorkable way. XD
I still honestly don't know how or when he got in my car. |:I
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Yeah. D:
I was just sitting there, when BOOM, he popped up.
It was intense.
But he makes good company, in a wierd way.
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But no matter what I do, everytime I look back,
he's just staring at me. :I
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At least it gives me the chance to do research on Lentles. o3o
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Like, honestly. He won't stop following me around. :I
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It's cute because he's a Bug type and everything,
but it's creepy because he has an adult male's voice. :'D
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yep.
and how about another beatlemon?
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The other Beatlemons haven't followed me home, and they
haven't snuck up on me yet. Well, it's more of me sneaking
up on them and stuff, but that's besides the point. XD;
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ok....XD
now Cartle and Startle is always follow me
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I often see Hartle around the woods,
but my visits are widely spaced apart,
so I dunno. :I
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Okay, I know Byona has the full grown Beatlemon were about three and a half feet tall, but I like it better when they're as tall as the real Beatles.
Okay, I have Lentle under control, and he sitting beside me, and I'm stroking his hair. It's so soft!
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I'm sure a 3.5 foot tall Beatlemon would be somewhat more easier to
control than an 8 foot tall Scolipede, but what about 5'11" Beatlemon..?
Not including Startle, where he would be around 5'6" if he were Beatle-sized. XD;;
I never really touched their hair, but I have heard that it's really
nice to touch. O: I should give Christle, or Lentle, a pat one of these days.
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I think Ringo is about 5'9", since he's about two inches shorter than the other three.
Yeah, John is a bit aggressive, but he has a soft spot for me. Did you like my other chapters for the unnamed Beatlemon story?
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I'm just going off of what Google informed me when I asked. XD;
Even my art teacher, who went to one of his concerts some time
ago, said Ringo's not a very tall man.
I did, actually. I haven't watched 'Yellow Submarine',
but I bet that Mike-Blue Meanies fellow got his oats. XD
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Lentle is like that friendly following stray Voltorb that only wants to be led to his desired target for a good old, over-excited hug. Except, I don't think Lentle knows the move Self-Destruct.
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It better stay that way, too! The last thing I need is
high-powered explosions in a screaming metal death trap. XD
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Then I guess now is a bad time to remind you that our dear friend Spitty is in your trunk?
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:I
...
I thought he was dead.
Darxon's face made sure of it.
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Spitty can't die, he's a persistent spawner.
Darxon's face cannot make sure of anything, even his face is mistaken sometimes.
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Oh dear, you're right. D:
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So, happy trails, don't let Spitty out of the trunk unless you need someone to help herd Christle or to take pictures of her.
):> how does it feel to admit to that Lord Dark Sun?
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Yeah, no. I can do without his underlying, subconscious need to explode. :I
OKAY, I know that you're punning my name just by that subtle alteration of the U. =:I
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Underlying it may be, but you have to admit that, THAT creeper can take pictures with some grand old Composition.
):> i am not, you are just jealous because you have yet to find out how to twist my name into a pun Mr Sun.
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What is that around his neck, a polaroid?
ACTUALLY, I brushed up on my human culture studies, and from this point on I just might refer to you, with a very obnoxious, high-pitched voice, as NARF.
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He switches between a Polaroid, a film camera (Secrect: Spitty has a dark room), a digital camera and a DSLR. Which is like the Digital, but with the ability to increase or decrease the Shutter Speed in order to take pictures where more time is recorded, like seeing water all blurry, or shorter pictures where time is a snap shot with things like water looking like frozen crystals in the air. People say they like my photo speak, this is why you should have taken photo at some point.
):> i am impresses, i see that the student is finally learning from the master. however, i would not try it in a high-pitched voice if i was you, you already deafen those poor bark beasts with your squeaking.
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Polaroids are cool...
WHAT, with YOUR voice, I'm amazed you haven't driven off all of the SHEEP.
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They are, it's a shame that they died off before we could put them on our Christmas list.
):> Darxon, a mice colony called, they want their Alternian Idol back.
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My cousin's friend has one, along with some unused polaroid photo thingies. O:
NARF, the farmers are calling for their wheat-stomper repellent to RETURN.
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BLARGH, some people have all the luck. ;A;
):> oh right, i might need your help in harvesting the wheat field. i could do it and all, but with your help, it is a simple as one big snort and a sneeze and the wheat is all harvested and replanted.
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It cost him quite a few pretty pennies, though XD
UGH, you and your nose JOKES.
I never make fun of your height, now, do I?
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I'll bet, the film itself is a rarity because it's discontinued.
):> saying that my voice is squeaky ALLUDES to a joke about my height. i will tell you and your nose now though that even though i may be small, i can still pull the wool over your eyes any and almost every day.
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I'm sure it'll reach around again sometime in the future. :I
NOT exactly, because I've witnessed an episode of the human's Yu-Gi-Oh,
and there was a rather large character with a high-pitched voice, meaning that squeaky voices aren't only reserved for someone of your... STATURE.
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Gosh I hope so. ;A;
):> pfft, you are such a nerd Darxon, if you spent more time watching your back than watching a show about children playing card games and some cursed pharaoh or something, then you would not get fooled so often.
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Also, is Wesserbow Grass-and-Something-type, or is he just Grass-type?
I don't see anything wrong with having INTERESTS.
EVEN if they do end up getting me caught up in the
middle of one of your SHENANIGANS. =:I
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Oh boy, good timing, I just started thinking on how to introduce them.
Wesserbow, The Scissor Elbow Pokemon. This short pudgey ball of chubby pudge is an adorable bundle of surprise. Not only are they Grass-Steal steel types, these Pokemon like to come jumping out of the bushes screaming like Zena the Warrior Princess to scare large Pokemon for sport. The bigger and scarier, THE BETTER. This while often result in fights, where the Wesserbow's 'Scissor Elbows' come into play, however, only a skilled Wesserbow can use the it's elbows correctly, the rest are just doing it wrong. 
):> you mean you do things OTHER than beat out ape tunes on your drums all day and watching Trollzan?
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Pft I'd totally want one to clear the caves of Zubat and Boldores. XD
THAT I DO- ... MOCKING me, that you ARE. =:I
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Yeah, it's the 'Clear out, I'm coming through' call. Actually, with all your observations of Christle under your belt, how do you think she would react to a wild Wesserbow scaring her for sport? (It has the traits of a Bibarel and a Grovyle, WELP.)
):> sometimes you walk into traps i hardly even need to bait for you, heeheehee! Spitty would have a laugh at your expense, even if he is off on a Norwegian expedition.
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She jump into a nearby tree, stay there for a bit,
and prolly scamper away through the tree tops.
That, or try and eat its head. XD
WELL, it's not my fault I'm not naturally OBSERVANT.
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If it was the bit with head eating, a Wesserbow would either run or try to fight back. Most are brave or bold in nature and would fight. ;A;
They are like scare happy, if-you-fail-you-must-fight-to-live LEMMINGS.
):> no, if anything it benefits me when you are not so keen to detect when you are being made fun of, but you are still my friend and i appreciate that you let me get away with so many pranks at your expense!
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Oh gawd, aiming-for-carotid creatures! XD
She'd most likely just scamper away, though. O:
... D:=
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Only to really nutty ones, there are those who think and those who run it ready to tear out livers to use as pillows. The latter are most likely to get hit with the negative side of the laws of Natural Selection.
):> heeheehee!
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Probably, yeah.
Kinda like those small Pokemon that have a thing
to fight against larger foes, eh?
HGRA. I:=
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