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Published: 2009-08-25 07:54:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 8392; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 123
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Description The cast line up from the dubious writefaggotry I indulged in recently. [link]

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Lt. Daneel Calliban, Commissar Jaes "Jellyfish" Quallen, Lt Den, Commissar Conrad F Raege, Major Duggan, S.P Jonquil "Cuddles" Lancaster.

Somethin' to do while I wait for the bus.

I feel I should point out, as there is occasionally confusion about such matters, that I did NOT invent Commissar jellyfish.

In a thread, maybe a little over a year ago, on /tg/ some cosplay of a commissar with medium blonde hair was posted and he was quickly agreed upon as the least intimidating commissar ever. One who could never get anyone to toe the line, and whose orders were punctuated with ums and ers. But who was "looked after" by his troops, and was always at the front of things.

I like the idea very much and didn't want it to slip to far into obscurity, so I wrote a story follow up to the concept.
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Comments: 96

saintbomber In reply to ??? [2009-08-26 05:28:22 +0000 UTC]

So do you need a force-can-opener to open it?
That sounds like a reasonable inquisitorial fail-safe to keep those things under their control.

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Wise-Idiot In reply to saintbomber [2009-08-26 21:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and to activate said force-can-opener, you need twelve techpriests beseeching the machine spirits at once to get the damn thing working. Now that's a fail-safe.

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Beretta249 In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 18:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Gen. Montgomery "Black Jack" Pershing?
...or did Pershing favor berets?
How about Dr. Livingston?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Beretta249 [2009-08-25 23:27:05 +0000 UTC]

Both good guesses.

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PhantomR In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 17:56:26 +0000 UTC]

I Remember that thread!
Do you remember the Loli-Titan as well?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to PhantomR [2009-08-25 23:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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PhantomR In reply to PhantomR [2009-08-25 17:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Also, in regards to Lt Den... DAT EVERYTHING!

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Vlaskiyov In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 17:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Good God-Emprah, Calliban has the Praetorian look. And whoever thought the Catachan could breed such a cute woman. Poor Jelly-fish, looks like my brother when he catches a cold, cept he's shorter.

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wingedmonk [2009-08-25 17:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Mr-Culexus In reply to wingedmonk [2009-08-26 04:28:34 +0000 UTC]

Daneel Calliban (and his sister, Wesk) are both Praetorian soliders ranked as Lieutenants. They were injured by mines whilst taking point in a mission against the Orks on Hesiods Wake, and were sent to the infirmary where they were fitted for bionic feet Dannels right and Wesk's left.

This time in the infirmity saved their lives, as the rest of their platoon was annihilated by unexpected dive bombings in the trenches, after the Orks, displaying uncharacteristic shrewdness, cut their communications with command and reinforcements.

Once they were able, they were collected from the infirmary by Commissar Raege.

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MaKo85 [2009-08-25 15:17:46 +0000 UTC]

Calliban....oh God I just keep on picturing "Flashman" XD

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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-08-25 15:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Calliaban would never strike a woman, and is not a coward, but fair enough.

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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 15:39:14 +0000 UTC]

I meant appearance wise, he just reminded me suddenly of him X3

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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-08-25 15:50:25 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if you can figure out who he's actually based on?

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Doer-of-Cocaine In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-26 07:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Terry-Thomas?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Doer-of-Cocaine [2009-08-26 08:15:50 +0000 UTC]

bindeed.

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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 15:55:57 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm *tilts head* let me ponder...

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bluefire5678 [2009-08-25 14:27:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL poor jellyfish. At least he well looked after or he may never survive in the imperial guard. LOL Great Job!

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MacInk In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 14:16:00 +0000 UTC]

lol, cuddles is still my favorite

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igorvet In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 13:22:38 +0000 UTC]

who's that tall white heared creature?
dark eldar?

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Sirwilson95 In reply to igorvet [2009-08-31 00:55:49 +0000 UTC]

....

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to Sirwilson95 [2011-03-25 13:21:15 +0000 UTC]

I guess ome people are a little thick

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Mr-Culexus In reply to igorvet [2009-08-25 13:45:14 +0000 UTC]

We may never know.

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-03-25 13:21:09 +0000 UTC]

I guess ome people are a little thick

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LordMunchkin In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 12:29:43 +0000 UTC]

That psyker looks mutated so it needs to BURN! BURN! BURN!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to LordMunchkin [2009-08-25 13:24:44 +0000 UTC]

its tolerable mutation. Only an issue with the sisters and the tallarn. Hard core emperor botherers.

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Beretta249 In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 12:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Cool, cool.
Cuddles is tall, makes sense. Voidborn IIRC, longer, thinner bones from reduced gravity.
I don't think Raege is short, tho'. She's in a slightly lower stance then the rest, and her head still comes to the same altitude as Calliban's pith helmet. And she's next to the two Catachani, who tend to be physical exemplars anyway...if friggin' idjits.
Nothing about Mr. C's art, but they always inspire the urge to pull a hellgun and scream "Mountain Dew is HERESY! Prepare to be judged!"
Frack the 'nids, I want the Necrons to wake up on Catachan. /rage

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simbiote89 [2009-08-25 12:16:07 +0000 UTC]

Noice. Haven't read about Commissar Jellyfish before, I'll have to a perusan of the archives.

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thalon-mercrow In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 11:44:20 +0000 UTC]

HA i have captured it before you could scrap it! but it's a great drawing and its always good to see pics of raege and cuddles!

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MSLewis [2009-08-25 11:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha, Raege is shorter than I expected.

That story about Jellyfish sounds mad interesting, is it possible I could read it sometime?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to MSLewis [2009-08-25 13:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Raege is about 5'11", she's just in tall company.

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MSLewis In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 14:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh damn, never mind then.

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Maria-Lin In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 10:28:18 +0000 UTC]

Poor Jellyfish. He looks like he's caught a cold.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-08-25 13:23:01 +0000 UTC]

He always looks like that.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-26 12:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Sucks to be him.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-08-26 12:54:07 +0000 UTC]

a little. But he deals with it.

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LukasEnricBS In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 10:26:39 +0000 UTC]

is that Major Duggan from the Catachan Jungle Fighters?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to LukasEnricBS [2009-08-25 13:23:18 +0000 UTC]

cooooould be.

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BloodForMyLady In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 10:21:19 +0000 UTC]

wow, Cuddles is really, really tall, never really figured that one before, for some reason. i guess it's DOSE LEGS...

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Mr-Culexus In reply to BloodForMyLady [2009-08-25 13:23:41 +0000 UTC]

yis
she is over 2 metres tall.

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BloodForMyLady In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 15:12:57 +0000 UTC]

over 2 meters without being bulky... om nom nom

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to BloodForMyLady [2011-03-25 13:20:11 +0000 UTC]

I agree, DOES LEGS

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Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 08:01:52 +0000 UTC]

Its a catachan woman.

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jankim In reply to ??? [2009-08-25 08:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Hmm. Is that a Cata-chan, or THE Cata-chan?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to jankim [2009-08-25 08:02:48 +0000 UTC]

a. She has the gap, but its smaller with different hair.

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jankim In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-08-25 08:17:37 +0000 UTC]

There's an inbreeding/everyone from Catachan is a cousin of a cousin to each other joke somewhere in there.

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