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Mr-Culexus — Empathy Pawnch

Published: 2009-03-29 16:31:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 12867; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 3301
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Description Jean's teeth hurt, 'cause she had a cavity.
Why should only her teeth hurt?
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Comments: 72

viciousjaws [2012-01-13 04:51:11 +0000 UTC]

What a good friend.

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BloodCri [2010-05-23 23:08:07 +0000 UTC]

[slaaneshi whore]punch me harder! Harder you fool![/slaaneshi whore]

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EmperorBassexe [2009-05-21 05:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Jean and Loli-fex, are they related? Or did they just graduate in the same Queen together?

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MisterScourge [2009-04-14 14:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Here, try punching a Necron with your bare fist.

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Kaos111 [2009-03-31 19:05:05 +0000 UTC]

this is either really sweet of Dranon, or he just wants an excuse to punch ppl XD

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MaKo85 [2009-03-30 15:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Awwww XD

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Mr-Culexus In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-30 15:20:30 +0000 UTC]

We're like that.

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MaKo85 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 15:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Drawfags of a feather stick together X3
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Uhm...for fear of having Dranon after me............is he and Jean? Are they?...uhm...you know......dating?

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ThatOldRobot In reply to MaKo85 [2009-03-30 23:09:30 +0000 UTC]

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MaKo85 In reply to ThatOldRobot [2009-03-31 01:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Well I only asked with him refferencing to a previous xeno love interest...Jean is about as Xeno as it gets......daaaaw

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TirpitzLuincal [2009-03-30 05:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Apparently this is an example of a very good sense of humour.

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RedZealot6 [2009-03-29 22:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Wait. So what happens when they come across Orks? Do they punch their teef out, too?

"OI! QUIT STEALIN' MAH TEEF, YA GIT!"

...Oh wait, they would be unintelligible due to the lack of teeth...

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-29 22:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Reckon they would, yeah.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 01:06:13 +0000 UTC]

...But...Orks are like sharks. They keep making new teef. Dranon and Lolcron could keep at it for aeons.

Why do I find that amusing?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-30 01:09:53 +0000 UTC]

They're not out to collect teeth, they're there to bring mouth-hurt.

As and ancient HUEG Chaos Lord and a Necron, I imagine they can punch good and hard.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 02:50:04 +0000 UTC]

It just makes me think of a parody of action films from Hot Shots: Part Deux. The whole "endless supply of ammunition resulting in a massive pile of discarded casings that sink a boat." I thought of a huge pile of Ork teef. And the Ork grinning and saying something along the lines of "now I'z kan get me summat flashy dakka!"

...I don't know. I'm obtuse like that.

They can punch good and hard? I don't doubt that. But can they match a FARUKON PAAANCH!?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-30 05:16:58 +0000 UTC]

You ever tried to deal with NEKURON PAAAAAANCH?!

It's a force of nature.

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lode21 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-05-31 20:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Force-a-nature?

BONK.

/prerequisite TF2 Reference.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 05:50:41 +0000 UTC]

What about their kicks?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-30 12:10:41 +0000 UTC]

Even stronger.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 17:39:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't habeeb it!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-30 17:45:12 +0000 UTC]

HABEEB IT.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-30 23:32:01 +0000 UTC]

TWINKIE MONOLITH!

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Mistuh-B [2009-03-29 20:46:31 +0000 UTC]

HOLES IN DA TEEF REDUCE DA VALUE!

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Sabreur [2009-03-29 19:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Huh? I don't get OW MY FACE.

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AhriBaneus [2009-03-29 19:30:02 +0000 UTC]

Ah, drawfag circlejerking. Nothing quite like it.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to AhriBaneus [2009-03-29 21:12:36 +0000 UTC]

True that.

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imric1251 [2009-03-29 18:11:19 +0000 UTC]

wow i didnt think drawnon could be so thoughtful. thou for some reason i think he might have an ulterior motive to this..

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ShadowLessons In reply to imric1251 [2009-03-30 03:52:01 +0000 UTC]

He gets to make Jean happy and beat guardsmen in the face, it's win win, EVERYONE IS HAPPY!

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imric1251 In reply to ShadowLessons [2009-03-31 05:12:40 +0000 UTC]

except the guardsmen

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ShadowLessons In reply to imric1251 [2009-03-31 19:57:38 +0000 UTC]

EVERYONE! *punches guardsmen harder*

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Taytonclait [2009-03-29 17:17:12 +0000 UTC]

but this doesn't fix the problem at al-crack!

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DONGSDONGS [2009-03-29 17:07:46 +0000 UTC]


You guys make me the happiest girl ever~
srsly
awesome
thank you

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ThatOldRobot In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-03-29 18:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Anything for our Jeany.

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DONGSDONGS In reply to ThatOldRobot [2009-03-31 18:17:40 +0000 UTC]

~

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Mr-Culexus In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-03-29 17:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Our pleasure.

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DONGSDONGS In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-31 18:18:08 +0000 UTC]

<3 x3

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Mr-Culexus In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-03-31 18:22:33 +0000 UTC]

We are the goodies, we do good for people.

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DONGSDONGS In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-31 18:27:13 +0000 UTC]

oh u

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Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:03:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure if Dranon and Lolcron understand this whole empathy business, but then... I'm going to start collecting Chaos Marines, so maybe I should start seeing it their way?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:18:21 +0000 UTC]

One hopes.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-29 17:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Hope is the first step to... what was it? Despair?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Biscuits.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-29 17:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Biscuits!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:30:16 +0000 UTC]

and high tea.

Forces of chaos are ALL ABOUT the high tea.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-29 17:32:31 +0000 UTC]

TEA! OMG! TEA! *addict*

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Many varieties! With milk, cream and lump sugar (brown and white), cucumber sandwiches, buttered scones (jam and cream also available), biscuits of many varieties and countless assortments of miniature cakes.


High tea is a fine past time of the Emperors Children, you know?
And Slaanesh in general.

Doomrider? He loves High Tea.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-29 17:43:39 +0000 UTC]

Waaait, they'll try to steal my precious tea from me! The bastards!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maria-Lin [2009-03-29 17:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Naaaw. They share everything. Tea, Cocaine, Hookers, Good times.

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Maria-Lin In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-29 17:59:53 +0000 UTC]

But I don't want to share my tea. It's mine. All mine. Mine.

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