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Published: 2009-03-06 15:04:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 34281; Favourites: 105; Downloads: 407
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Description "But Culexus, you colossal fagot, why would the JeanSTEALER pay for anything?"

Well, that cards a forgery. Ha!

If you don't get the joke, don't ask me to explain it, it's not something that explains well.

The joke isn't the jeanstealer, that's an established joke and not mine.
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Comments: 84

Mr-Culexus In reply to ??? [2016-02-06 03:52:47 +0000 UTC]

beengo

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Commander-Burn [2013-08-02 08:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Sorry ment too put a "came" in there

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Commander-Burn [2013-08-02 08:31:39 +0000 UTC]

Your mama's so dumb when the Genestealers she hid her Levies.

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Dragonic-Demonic [2012-01-04 22:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic.

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Palandrose [2011-08-27 21:56:10 +0000 UTC]

lolz this made me think of a few 40k jokes we would throw at the nid players. especial if they fought me with my guard or tau.lolz

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alexwars1 [2010-04-22 10:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Seventh view. Finally got it. Derpdy-doo.

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Lord-Noctifer [2009-08-30 08:54:59 +0000 UTC]

It'd be funnier if she Kidnapped Phoenix from X-Men.

...for those of you that don't understand, Look it up on wiki.

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Ragathol [2009-08-20 00:45:57 +0000 UTC]

I love you.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Ragathol [2009-08-20 11:53:00 +0000 UTC]

I do what I do and I do what I do.

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love34 [2009-08-19 23:22:12 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha...GAP....Geans...xD

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deadlymedic [2009-07-26 00:39:05 +0000 UTC]

lol. "geans"

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Sir-Paddles [2009-05-10 05:29:56 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea why I never ever thought of this, but I lol'd

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Alteser23 [2009-05-09 20:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Blasted nids!

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Danielis-Jacksonus [2009-05-05 02:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh damn. That was brilliant.
>.<

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Warhammer-Fanatic [2009-04-29 17:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Heh Heh Heh... Jeanstealer!

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Legato2012 [2009-03-28 11:19:58 +0000 UTC]

I read the description and thought "How is a forged card a joke?"

Then I read the sign, saw the Cata-chan, and actually *snrk*'d

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Astercore [2009-03-17 05:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Jeanstealer? Ow, certain portions of my mind relating to humor!

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UshankaJack [2009-03-14 00:24:51 +0000 UTC]

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UshankaJack In reply to UshankaJack [2009-03-14 00:25:31 +0000 UTC]

Also, fuck moods.

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ash40000 [2009-03-12 19:31:56 +0000 UTC]

you... you...

DOUBLE JOKER

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Inquisitor-Fenrir [2009-03-11 23:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Jajajaja, pretty awesome, loved the ":3" face on Jean

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thevampiredio [2009-03-10 02:15:34 +0000 UTC]

haha cute!

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Zelnik [2009-03-08 23:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Borf Borf imma Dorf!

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webkilla [2009-03-08 21:49:02 +0000 UTC]

love it! so funny

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Corporal-Yakob [2009-03-08 15:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Such a simple concept but it made laugh out so loud! Brillant! Also why is there a Guardsman (or woman in this case) working at GAP? ("Please don't tell my commissar I was sleeping!")

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RedZealot6 [2009-03-07 22:36:30 +0000 UTC]

It took me five seconds to catch it. Hurrrrr.

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greatshoyru [2009-03-07 14:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least the Space marines would be safe. The Imperial Guard, however...

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Maria-Lin [2009-03-07 11:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Jean's expression is brilliant. So vacant, so mindless, so... Jean.

Also GAAAAAP!

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Taytonclait [2009-03-07 11:01:25 +0000 UTC]

buh-dum-tsssshh!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Taytonclait [2009-03-07 11:08:53 +0000 UTC]

well said.

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Taytonclait In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 11:25:52 +0000 UTC]

to be Frank

and honest

it took me a while to get the less obvious meaning to this

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Taytonclait [2009-03-07 11:35:13 +0000 UTC]

The Gap?

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Taytonclait In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 18:13:05 +0000 UTC]

yes

but I'm a new follower to you and only saw an earlier reference to this once

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Taytonclait [2009-03-07 18:31:41 +0000 UTC]

yis.

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Taytonclait In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 18:35:29 +0000 UTC]

yissur

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Suseisekidesu [2009-03-07 08:47:04 +0000 UTC]

...I got the joke the moment I looked at the picture.
I browse /tg/ too much.


I also still need to get my voice up to snuff so I can do the MacD broadcasts.

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ShasOFaiz [2009-03-07 04:18:27 +0000 UTC]

So Jean took a point in Forgery?

Because it's oppose-checked by Forgery.

And NO ONE takes Forgery. Especially not someone like Cata-chan.

I guess this means I'll have to assume everything she says from now on is a LIE...

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Mr-Culexus In reply to ShasOFaiz [2009-03-07 04:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Her name is Jean. Do not trust her lies.

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ShasOFaiz In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 04:39:22 +0000 UTC]

At this point I don't even trust her TRUTHS.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to ShasOFaiz [2009-03-07 04:43:38 +0000 UTC]

I trust her :3's

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Scarledian [2009-03-07 03:38:44 +0000 UTC]

ha

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DONGSDONGS [2009-03-07 02:00:50 +0000 UTC]

lol@everyone missing DOUBLE JOKES

also why didn't you ask for colors you silly munchkin, you know where to find me~

cute anyway~

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Mr-Culexus In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-03-07 03:23:29 +0000 UTC]

I...I kinda like these colours...maybe you have chameleon skin?

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 22:34:13 +0000 UTC]

CAN'T...DO...PLAID...!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-03-07 22:42:55 +0000 UTC]

A tick reference? You, sir, have a classic education.

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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-08 02:59:15 +0000 UTC]

But of course! It's a classic!

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DONGSDONGS In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-03-07 21:25:42 +0000 UTC]

maybe...

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MaKo85 [2009-03-07 00:45:55 +0000 UTC]

I love how happy she is XD

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Gannadene [2009-03-06 23:42:41 +0000 UTC]

I like how the card's logo is the :3 emoticon.

Wonder what brand it is.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Gannadene [2009-03-07 03:24:53 +0000 UTC]

Its hand written it reads:
"Blue xpress: worth lotsa munny"

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