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a witty comeback wins all the time
I like this one: "keep my mom outta this and I'll keep "this" outta your mom"
here's another one:A: hey, the crap store called they're out of you!
B: no problem, you're always their bestseller >D
what's your favorite comeback?
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-Pretend pinches you-
I got your ego--Wait--It's too small to be your ego.
I think it's your dick.Β //My favorite one of all timeLolol//
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Only when they understand the comeback... >.>
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"Would you please get the hell off my planet? Your ego is taking up too much room. "
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"Your village called. They would like to have their idiot back."
Its more fun making one up when needed though,
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I don't come up with many comebacks, but I definitely support them yo.
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i like this one: sorry I don't speak fucktard
or
your a troll fail
you got an F in troll school
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When confronted with a "yo mum" comeback, I tend to repeat it, but in an overly complicated manner. Oh, how I enjoy watching their faces fall...
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I'll take my comeback off your chin now. D:
Probably over done but whatever.
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I don't have a library of comebacks, but I find some on the spot when I'm confronted with an argument or something...neee some people think I'm good at arguing! 
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1. (mean girl at a halloween party) Hey Jer, nice outfit, where'd you get it, the Salvation Army?
2. (me) Well, your outfit's scarier than mine, you're the girl who makes an ass of herself!
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I'm a big fan of a certain Happy Gilmore comeback:
"Shooter" McGavin: "You better watch out, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy Gilmore: *Chuckling* "Y-you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??!?!"
"Shooter" McGavin: "... NO!... D:" *Walks away quickly*
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*relly late reply, I know*
I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT!!
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Lol no worries: I've done worse than respond to almost 6 year-old comments
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Haha! I do the same thing for some reason!Β
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person: oh what was i gonna say *flail*
me: um here i rit it on my hand!
my personal fave!
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Indeed! I love witty comebacks!
Classmate: No offense, but anime is like SO stupid.
Me: D: WHY?
C: It's so... fake.
M: >>;;;; Not like it's anything different from Twilight. Vampires and werewolves were never real.
C: What-eveerrrrr.
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So true. I love being able to think of a witty comeback.
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My favorite: "What the hell are you looking at?"
Me: "Not much."
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Oh. I just say what they said and add your mom in there somewhere. I get a kick out of it, even if they don't. ^_^ I especially like it when they are so stupid they're not even funny (whuch makes them hilarious) like "Your mom needs a can opener!"
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That's what my sister and I do!
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My fav would have to be
The ugly store called. They said they wanted your face back.
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That is wonderful.
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Your icon put me inΒ a trance o\\\\o
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It does that to a lot of people
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: ) it must.
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A: What are YOU lookin' at?
B: Not much.
A: (looking at B) EWW what IS that?
B: A mirror.
I'm using this stamp, by the way.
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A: what are YOU lookin' at?
B: That big, ugly, stupid looking thing attached to your neck.
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"You can't bring a dog into a grocery store!"
"Lady, my dog behaves better than your childeren!"
"You're weird."
"Yes I am. It's a far better state to be in than the one you're in."
This is a great stamp!
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I.
Am.
A comeback queen.. but i can only come up with comebacks when attacked. LOL
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The best ones are the ones that go something along the lines of:
You're short. Your opinion doesnt count.
(Or Ginga, or an idiot or whatever fits at the time.)
its a little harsh but almost always leaves the receiever speechless if you use the perfect tone.
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8D; if I wasn't so crap with comebacks, I'd totally say something kick ass here.
BUT ANYWAY I LOVE YOUR STAMPS <3
-caps coz its that much love- >:c
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my fav comeback >>> If i wanted a comeback i woulda wiped it off your chin.
=]
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STAMP IS DED.
btw, add this comeback:
YOUR FACE ON MYSPACE.
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I want a T-shirt saying that D:
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I just think of comebacks off the spot, I can't really tell you any... But nice job on the stamp! ^^
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Using there incorrectly really killed the second one you showed. :I
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