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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
[link]

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Cappy’s (Not So) Random Rant
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Time for Cappy’s super manly art tutorial! Beware using this tutorial if you’re a girl, you’ll have a goatee by the end of this paragraph!

If you’re like me, you have a hard time reproducing objects and characters perfectly. To reproduce Prime and Grimlock over, and over, and over again, I applied a trick that I learned in high school art class (it pays to pay attention!).

If you need to duplicate a character or scenery, first make a photocopy (or use tracing paper and trace over the picture). Next, turn over the paper, and use your pencil to generously shade where the objects are on the other side. Turn paper over again, place the paper in the desired area, and then retrace over the lines of the photocopy or tracing paper. The shading on the other side will be transferred over to the desired area, making a “ picture” perfect rendition. Ink and then impress your friends by telling them you free balled it.

Now ladies, go shave.

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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HELLO. THIS ME GRIMLOCK.
ME DOING A P.S.A.
P.S.A. IS ACRONYM…ME THINK IT STAND FOR “ PLEASE SEND ALMONDS”.
ME NOT SURE HOW ALMONDS HELP, BUT YOU NEED TO SEND THEM!

HOW ME TYPING BEING BIG ROBOT?
THAT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
OKAY ME TELL YOU.
ME USING BABY DINOSAUR ARMS, THEY SMALL ENOUGH TO TOUCH KEYS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM.
ME GRIMLOCK SMART LIKE THAT!

BUT ME RETARD TOO.
YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF RETARDS.
RETARDS STRONG.
RETARDS HIT YOU.
RETARDS MIGHT KILL YOU.
BUT WE GET OUT OF JAIL FOR BEING RETARDED!

~~~---===tHe MoRe YoU kNoW===---~~~*

-The “ME CAPSLOCK” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, shaded pencil transferring.
References: Watching “Black Friday” episode of Transformers Animated.

Description
UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
[link]

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Cappy’s (Not So) Random Rant
====================
Time for Cappy’s super manly art tutorial! Beware using this tutorial if you’re a girl, you’ll have a goatee by the end of this paragraph!

If you’re like me, you have a hard time reproducing objects and characters perfectly. To reproduce Prime and Grimlock over, and over, and over again, I applied a trick that I learned in high school art class (it pays to pay attention!).

If you need to duplicate a character or scenery, first make a photocopy (or use tracing paper and trace over the picture). Next, turn over the paper, and use your pencil to generously shade where the objects are on the other side. Turn paper over again, place the paper in the desired area, and then retrace over the lines of the photocopy or tracing paper. The shading on the other side will be transferred over to the desired area, making a “ picture” perfect rendition. Ink and then impress your friends by telling them you free balled it.

Now ladies, go shave.

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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HELLO. THIS ME GRIMLOCK.
ME DOING A P.S.A.
P.S.A. IS ACRONYM…ME THINK IT STAND FOR “ PLEASE SEND ALMONDS”.
ME NOT SURE HOW ALMONDS HELP, BUT YOU NEED TO SEND THEM!

HOW ME TYPING BEING BIG ROBOT?
THAT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
OKAY ME TELL YOU.
ME USING BABY DINOSAUR ARMS, THEY SMALL ENOUGH TO TOUCH KEYS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM.
ME GRIMLOCK SMART LIKE THAT!

BUT ME RETARD TOO.
YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF RETARDS.
RETARDS STRONG.
RETARDS HIT YOU.
RETARDS MIGHT KILL YOU.
BUT WE GET OUT OF JAIL FOR BEING RETARDED!

~~~---===tHe MoRe YoU kNoW===---~~~*

-The “ME CAPSLOCK” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, shaded pencil transferring.
References: Watching “Black Friday” episode of Transformers Animated.