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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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I’ve got bad news for your diabetes…here comes some sweet Transformer art!! As promised, with the third consecutive Transformer picture in the trans-trilogy I’ll switch to three general/other series doodles before hopelessly reverting to more Transformer art.

I was driving, and I was thinking. My brain wanders into weird frickin’ territory when I’m driving, and as you know you shouldn’t wander on the road! So I manually forced my brain to shut up and let me concentrate on not being God on the freeway. But before I turned off my thinking machine, it posed the question “Why haven’t I drawn Animated Starscream yet?”
Good question.
And here’s a good solution!

I thought of this joke two minutes after I decided I needed a Starscream piece. I have no clue how my mind does it…I’m thinking I should donate my brain to science.

Despite Starscream being ousted as a backstabber from like the first episode, the writers have been doing some pretty interesting things with the character. Starscream is like the Cybertronian Highlander. The dude can’t die. Actually, strike that; his head gets lobbed off at some point, and that kinda seals the deal with Highlanders. He’s…um, like a vampire! And since his electrical heart is missing, that pretty much means he’s invincible. Unfortunately he’s invincible and incompetent.

Being imbued with Allspark hormones, Starscream has managed to creep out the entire fandom by birthing clones of himself. Thank god the Y7 rating doesn’t allow us to see the process. Each of the clones harnesses one distinct personality of their Papascream. As such, from left to right we have
Starscream: the evilest of the Spongebob voice applications to date.
Starqueen: she seems to be his tactful side.
The Star That Screamed Wolf: the most stylish paint deco and the most backstabbing.

-The “Has Absolutely No Understanding Of Card Games Other Than Go Fish” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05 (linework), prismacolor markers, uniball 207 gel pen, sharpie marker.
References: transformer wiki page on Animated Starscream, Youtube video of “A Bridge Too Close” for the clones’ color scheme.

Description
UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
[link]

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
====================
I’ve got bad news for your diabetes…here comes some sweet Transformer art!! As promised, with the third consecutive Transformer picture in the trans-trilogy I’ll switch to three general/other series doodles before hopelessly reverting to more Transformer art.

I was driving, and I was thinking. My brain wanders into weird frickin’ territory when I’m driving, and as you know you shouldn’t wander on the road! So I manually forced my brain to shut up and let me concentrate on not being God on the freeway. But before I turned off my thinking machine, it posed the question “Why haven’t I drawn Animated Starscream yet?”
Good question.
And here’s a good solution!

I thought of this joke two minutes after I decided I needed a Starscream piece. I have no clue how my mind does it…I’m thinking I should donate my brain to science.

Despite Starscream being ousted as a backstabber from like the first episode, the writers have been doing some pretty interesting things with the character. Starscream is like the Cybertronian Highlander. The dude can’t die. Actually, strike that; his head gets lobbed off at some point, and that kinda seals the deal with Highlanders. He’s…um, like a vampire! And since his electrical heart is missing, that pretty much means he’s invincible. Unfortunately he’s invincible and incompetent.

Being imbued with Allspark hormones, Starscream has managed to creep out the entire fandom by birthing clones of himself. Thank god the Y7 rating doesn’t allow us to see the process. Each of the clones harnesses one distinct personality of their Papascream. As such, from left to right we have
Starscream: the evilest of the Spongebob voice applications to date.
Starqueen: she seems to be his tactful side.
The Star That Screamed Wolf: the most stylish paint deco and the most backstabbing.

-The “Has Absolutely No Understanding Of Card Games Other Than Go Fish” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05 (linework), prismacolor markers, uniball 207 gel pen, sharpie marker.
References: transformer wiki page on Animated Starscream, Youtube video of “A Bridge Too Close” for the clones’ color scheme.